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As a member of Corpore Metal (Sshhh!! Don't let the Big C know we hacked this poll), you are given the honor of having your human brain replaced by a bot brain. Which bot brain would you choose?
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- The Computer |
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Attention all newbie GMs!
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Loyal citizen No.5127 noticed a frequent repetition of questions by newbie GMs. In a valliant attempt to improve forum efficiency, he collected all questions posted, categorized them, searched the board for the appropriate answers, categorized those, wrote an article about it and submitted it for categorization. Commendation point.
No longer do you need to waste 29% of your valuable time serving the Computer searching for answers. Your answers are all here in this 'Introduction for newbie GMs'. Unless you are a player of course, in which case your next clone will be happy to explain why you were found reading an ULTRAVIOLET clearance article in the first place.
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NPC Roll Call
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Over the last year a new cast of NPC characters have made their appearance in the IC forum game. Now you can find all of them brotherly and sisterly together on the NPC page.
If you want to meet those famous characters from PLN Sector in person, feel free to join the IC game in the forum. Free outfit, three solid meals a day, weekly payment and all the excitement you could ever ask for.
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Signs & Portents Paranoia articles
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For several yearcycles now, The HPD&MC service firm Mongoose Publishing has been printing PARANOIA related articles in their magazine Signs & Portents. A commendation point to all loyal citizens who can list these articles by heart. For all citizens who have been enjoying their Tella-O comics instead of their mandatory reading materials, here's your chance to redeem yourself.
Paranoia-Live is proud to present the complete list of all PARANOIA related articles ever published in Signs & Portents in our Articles section. This list will be updated periodically as new articles become available.
Exams will be next Mandatory Inspection Day.
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Yes we're still active!
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Here at Paranoia-Live.net, we're troubled by rumors that this page is inactive. It's very active, you're just not cleared to see the activity. Except for the new poll.
But you ARE cleared to go to the forums , which are a veritable hotbed of activity. If you think all we're about is a small clock embedded in a lot of static content, head over there and see where the real action is!
Failure to do so is punishable by summary execution.
Rumors that this is a recycled message are treason.
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AlphaNet Relay Chat Now Active
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Citizens!
No longer must you toil alone, nor wait for a response to your urgent postings! Now, you may rejoice (rejoicing is mandatory) at the ability to instantly communicate with anyone who's online the same time you are, thanks to ARC -- AlphaNet Relay Chat!
Of course, only loyal (registered) citizens may take advantage of this great new technology. And never fear -- IntSec won't be monitoring you! Why not? Because The Computer will be! And so will your fellow loyal citizens! Sleep easily knowing your every private communication is being kept sanitized from treason, and safe from the Commie menace.
AlphaNet Relay Chat. Bringing P-Live.net into the year 214.
NOTE: ARC is available at the site's forums. There's also a forum thread for discussion of the feature.
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Yes we're still active!
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Here at Paranoia-Live.net, we're troubled by rumors that this page is inactive. It's very active, you're just not cleared to see the activity.
But you ARE cleared to go to the forums , which are a veritable hotbed of activity. If you think all we're about is a small clock embedded in a lot of static content, head over there and see where the real action is!
Failure to do so is punishable by summary execution.
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P-Live Donation Drive
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UPDATE: Mandatory celebrations all round! The donation drive ran for less than 24 hours before achieving it's goal! Sincere thanks from the P-Live team to all those who stepped up.
~The Paranoia-Live Team
Good and loyal citizens of PLN Sector!
It is approaching the time of year when Friend Computer charges the administrators a fee for running this sector. Anyone who wishes to show their thanks to the ULTRAVIOLET administrators for the time they enjoy in our happy sector is asked to consider donating something towards our server costs. To do so click this link.
Alternatvely, you could further our glorious cause by helping to promote Paranoia-Live.
The Computer thanks you.
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Happy Holidays from PLN Sector!
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The administrators of Paranoia-Live would like to you wish you a happy, treason-free holiday season. All the best to you and yours.
As our gift to you, participants in the Forum Game will notice a Sant-R-CLS hat in their inventory. Wear it with joy, and enjoy the season you're not cleared to know about! (Rumors about the Sant-R-CLS hats are treason.)
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JParanoia Version 1.31.1 Released
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A new version of JParanoia has been released. This new version fixes a problem with the registry that will prevent all previous versions of JParanoia from working correctly. All users should download the new version of JParanoia from the "Download" link in the JParanoia section on the left-hand side of this page.
Please note that the only file you really need from the zip archive is the new .jar file. (And the .bat file if you use that.) You can reuse your current jpConfig.ini file so you don't have to bother setting all of your defaults again.
You can just extract the zip archive to some other folder, yank out the .jar file and drop it into your pre-existing JParanoia folder.
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