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| saulres |
 Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:09 am Post subject: Front page polls |
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UV Master Programmer
Joined: 18 Oct 2004
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Did you know that on the front page of this very site, there's a poll, where you can vote for your choice of options and influence destiny -- nay, influence even the way the Computer thinks?
Or are you one of those poor misguided citizens who came to the site recently, and didn't realize that the front page poll actually can, and has, changed -- I can hear you gasping -- in the past?
One of the above questions actually contains a truth. I'll leave it to the discerning among you to figure out which one that is. In the meantime, I'll accept suggestions for the poll from everyone who wants to offer suggestions.
Note that I'm not saying that I'll actually accept any of the suggestions. I just think it's time that the poll changes, and figured some of you might want to provide cheap labor exercise your creativity and offer some input.
The poll questions and answers must be Paranoia-themed. Old surveys are available for you to see the kinds of things which we've asked before. Have fun! |
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| Adam-R-LON-1 |
| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:42 pm Post subject: |
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INDIGO
Joined: 23 Aug 2004
Posts: 3852
Service Group: HPD&MC
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I was going to suggest [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS], but it seems we've already had that. And there was an almost unanimous vote for [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS] in return. 
What is your favourite episode of The Adventures of Teela O'Malley?
How can you make me choose?!
The one where she fights the commies! Oh wait.
#492H: A Treasonous Turn
The one my previous clone got off a filesharing site
I don't watch that bourgeois vidshow! Death to The Computer!
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| Spider Jerusalem |
| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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ORANGE
Joined: 24 Dec 2006
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I see no new polls, unless you were implying suggestions for polls.
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| saulres |
| Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 4:07 am Post subject: |
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UV Master Programmer
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| Pad-R-AIC |
| Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 10:37 am Post subject: |
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YELLOW
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 164
Service Group: HPD&MC
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Why were you late for your briefing, Citizen?
- Mutant mind-beams coming from [nearest teammate to monitor] made me late!
- I am not beink late, Comrade Computerski!
- All the hallways were BLUE. Fortunately, the air vents are INFRARED for maintenance purposes or I'd still be out there.
- I was at a PURGE Rally! SMASH THE COM***
- Why, Friend Computer, I've been here the whole time!
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| CPUreaucrat |
| Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 7:57 am Post subject: |
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UV Master Programmer
Joined: 04 Oct 2004
Posts: 2443
Service Group: CPU
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Paranoia-Live is proud to announce that the previous front page poll achieved the record number of votes among all of last yearcycle's polls. A new poll has been put in place for you to vote on.
Your suggestions for front page polls have always be welcome. Once again they will continue to be welcome and will be considered(*) for publication. This is the chance for your weekcycle of fame on the HPD&MC volunteer poll writers stage.
(*) Maybe.
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| AlphaOne |
| Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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Computer Phreaks hacker
Joined: 01 Jan 1970
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| If they thought the front page was secure, those UV scum are up for another surprise. As a favor to Corpore Metal for past services, I hacked a new poll for them. Now that this way is free, I will also consider other poll suggestions that can not go through the official channels. You cl0nes know where to reach me. |
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| rex |
| Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:21 pm Post subject: |
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Cheese-Eating Mini Dinobot
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| Friendly Frank-U |
| Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:10 am Post subject: |
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Reassuring Face of ACNN
Joined: 02 Feb 2005
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| It's voluntary mandatory voting time again. |
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| Scrubby |
| Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:31 pm Post subject: |
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Super Scrubot
Joined: 10 Apr 2004
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Cast a clean vote for me at the premier bot elections in PLN Sector!
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| Elm-R-FUD |
| Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:15 am Post subject: |
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VIOLET
Joined: 22 Mar 2006
Posts: 2425
Service Group: Armed Forces
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[IC jesting]What, I'm not on that bot election thing? Weak, dudes!
Yeah, but you're not good at anything, Clyde. To be elected you need to have some sort of admirable quality.
Then how did Phial get elected?
...okay, you got me.[/IC jesting]
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| Phial |
| Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:42 pm Post subject: |
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UV Master Programmer
Joined: 16 Jun 2005
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* Crys *
 THIS WILL CHEER YOU UP CITIZEN!
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| CPUreaucrat |
| Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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UV Master Programmer
Joined: 04 Oct 2004
Posts: 2443
Service Group: CPU
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Start of Operation Ironside is celebrated with a new poll on the front page.
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| Shen-G-PLX |
| Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:14 pm Post subject: |
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Communications Expert
Joined: 10 Feb 2006
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| Ah, ummm, then if y be the sum of z, let x be the square root of... huh?! Ah yes, the recent announcement of The Computer's presence on Facebook and Twitter. Of course we have a new poll to celebrate this. Can I get back to my calculations now? Thank you. |
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