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| IC DED PPL |
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RED
Joined: 12 Aug 2004
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Hey everyone
Im a n00b. I found out about htis place from that article in PC Gamer and it sounds pretty good. No doubt I will be fried more times than I care to consider right now. But hey, its all good fun, and isn't that the most important thing. Apart from killing horrble mutated commies of course
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| OTHE-R-NEWC-1 |
| Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 9:42 pm Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 13 Aug 2004
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Greetings fellow citizens!
All hail Friend Computer!
It is an honour to volunteer for the Troubleshooters! I had not heard of 'Paranoia' before reading PC-Gamer, may the Computer in it's wisdom forgive me, but I'm much intrigued. I've written comedy short stories before, and have done a mini-mod for Neverwinter Nights, so I'd like to try my hand at GM-ing.
It is a happy turn of events to meet you all,
If it is not beyond my clearance, could someone please tell me a little more about how this works-I've never played a text rpg before (apart from 'Hitch-hikers Guide To The Galaxy' & 'Leather Goddesses Of Phobos' (not as filthy as it sounds, really).
Thanks lots,
Jojo 
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| Gamefreak |
| Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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ORANGE
Joined: 10 Jul 2004
Posts: 138
Service Group: Technical Services
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Friend Computer thinks it was a brilliant idea to have his loyal Citizens at PCG bring you here.
Welcome!
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| JayRee |
| Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 26 Aug 2004
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One Red-Level Troubleshooter reporting for duty!
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| Deevyde |
| Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2004 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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ORANGE
Joined: 09 Aug 2004
Posts: 100
Service Group: R&D
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FoodvatWor-R-KER-1: Friend Computer! MrKipl-I-NGG just set fire to your valuble food vats while screaming ‘Death to Alpha Complex!’
Computer: Yes citizen, he will be terminated immediatly. But he does make exceedingly good synthacake substitutes. |
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| Takyn-U-RUN |
| Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:46 am Post subject: |
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UV Master Programmer
Joined: 16 Jan 2004
Posts: 2370
Service Group: Power Services
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| Citizen Deevyde, your plans for this mission conflict with the PARANOIATHON and were not posted correctly besides. Please check your Private Messages. |
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| Clone Soldier 2 |
| Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:48 pm Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 03 Sep 2004
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| I heard about this game in PCG too, so I decided to volunteer for Troubleshooter. I really like this game, I think it fits with my sense of humor. I just hope that someone would have a game so I could join |
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| Takyn-U-RUN |
| Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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UV Master Programmer
Joined: 16 Jan 2004
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| Games are going on all the time, citizen. Please check the Mission Alert forum, especiall the thread near the top entitled NEW AND LOOKING FOR A GAME?, for further guidance on finding and getting into one of our games. And welcome to Alpha Complex! |
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| Teppic |
| Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 12:09 am Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 12 Sep 2004
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Hello fellow citizens!
I was only introduced to tabletop Paranoia a week ago, and i thought i'd try here after a few searches to quench my lust for this game!
I've already spectated a few games and i believe i'm ready to volunteer my service to the computer  |
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| Redu |
| Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 3:46 pm Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Posts: 4
Service Group: R&D
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Citizen Redu reporting for TroubleShooting duties, FC!
Just played my first full online Paranoia game last night! It was awesome!
Can't wait for the next installment of Paranoia!  |
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| LUF |
| Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 7:13 am Post subject: |
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YELLOW
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
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Citizen LUF-R-LUF reporting FC!
I'm a french speaking citizen still trying to get used at playing Paranoia in english but count on me every nighst to fill the empty slots of late games!
and once i get accustomed to English, i shall dethrone UltraViolets to treasonously take their place! (aka : i'll do GM too) |
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| Some-GUY |
| Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:11 am Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 15 Sep 2004
Posts: 5
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Some-GUY ready for duty, Friend Computer! In fact, so ready, I jumped into a game run by Dag-O-BAH earlier. I have no idea how I survived THAT one.
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| GITA-R-SHV |
| Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:27 am Post subject: Can I blast some traitors soon, Friend Computer? |
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RED
Joined: 18 Sep 2004
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Happy Citizen Gita-R-SHV also reporting for duty! I am excited to be able to play online anytime and not have to worry about finding enough citizens in my sector who want to join me in a mission (though the ones that say no are probably commie mutant traitors anyway...  )
Anyway, I was looking over the wonderful Character Generator that came with my JParanoia downloadable packet. Will the GM request I use it to create a specific type of character, or should I have one already pre-made and ready to fly? Also, if I would choose to observe, would I still have to make a reservation with the GM, or can I just come by and look for a space?
Oh, and no worries, Citizen LUF. Games like this are a quick way to learn English. Maybe we could trade language lessons sometime- my French needs work!  (How do you say "That is above your security clearance, citizen" in French, anyway?)
See you all in Alpha Complex!
Gita[/img][/code]
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| Torq-U-MAD |
| Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 5:55 am Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 19 Sep 2004
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Good day Friend Computer!
Good day fellow citizens!
Though I have known about this game for quite some time (I even have some manuals to prove it!), my traitorous "friends" never wanted to play it. One of them even said in my face that the group was paranoid enough without Paranoia!!! As if such a thing as Too Much Paranoia existed!!! 
I am happy to report that those "friends" have been executed due to their treasonous behavior... Who needs them!! The Computer is my friend!!!
Soon I will be able to comply with The Computer's latest directive: buy a copy of the third version of its rules - Paranoia XP!! And all shall be happiness!!!
<Yes citizen, third edition... another edition? a fifth one? You are clearly in error citizen; you are referring not to an edition, but to an un-product... The Computer says so! The Computer is always right!!! Do you doubt The Computer??  I thought so...>
Have a nice daycycle!
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| Jab-R-WOK |
| Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:59 am Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 01 Oct 2004
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Friend Computer, recently promoted Jab-R-WOK 1 requesting assignment to "shoot trouble", preferably nights EST and XP edition.
Errr, no Friend computer, I don't know what that means either. Maybe it's not treason?
Jab-R-WOK 2 requesting assignment. |
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