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| Kalanac |
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INFRARED
Joined: 12 Nov 2005
Posts: 373
Service Group: Internal Security
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If you're going to steal something let me know so I can keep the figures acurate.
I've ran the tests and....good news, you're not paranoid....everyone IS watching you.
Don't let life get you down, kill yourself and hope your next clone isn't as depressed.
"When I say jump you ask?" "How high?" "You aren't cleared to know how high citizen, just jump"
Trust no one, not even me, you should probably disregard this whole sentence to be on the safe side
"Did you get down hearted when it took you 100 tries to improve the tact nuke?" "No I simply learned 100 ways to make craters"
Oooh Jam....oh, Bill.
Fuzzy Hat Sale! Ask you nearest IntSec station for details.
This portable hole device looks remarkably like a cannon.
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| Thread-B-Are |
| Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:01 am Post subject: |
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ORANGE
Joined: 22 Sep 2007
Posts: 44
Service Group: HPD&MC
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Every day, in every way, Alpha Complex remains better and better.
Precepts of Sun-Y-TZU for Armed Forces Troubleshooters:
Self-Mastery is Treason!
If you are far from the enemy, make him believe you are near. And then get further away.
If ignorant both of your enemy and yourself, you are certain to be in peril, but what else is new?
Know thyself, know thy teammate: A hundred battles, a hundred fortunate casualties.
If you know the enemy and know yourself, your fate will not stand in doubt; if you know Heaven and know Earth, you may make your termination certain.
Pretend inferiority; encourage his arrogance.
-Actually, 'pretend' is maybe not the right word...
The general who advances without coveting fame and retreats without fearing disgrace, whose only thought is to protect Alpha Complex and do good service for The Computer, is due for erasure.
The team leader must be the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man.
Military tactics are like unto B3; for B3 in its flavorful course runs away from high places.
Practice dissimulation, and you will succeed...if you trust me.
Let your plans be inscrutable and incomprehensible, and you will not be blamed for that Cone Rifle malfunction.
On contentious grounds, I would hurry up my rear.
Simulated disorder postulates perfect discipline, simulated fear postulates courage; simulated weakness postulates strength. Mention this during Debriefing. |
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| Grov-R-LER |
| Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:47 am Post subject: |
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BLUE
Joined: 28 Jul 2005
Posts: 2575
Service Group: Armed Forces
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| Zild |
| Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:58 am Post subject: |
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GREEN
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| Rickton |
| Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:05 am Post subject: |
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BLUE
Joined: 04 Jun 2006
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Service Group: R&D
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| Gunt/R/ADR |
| Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:34 pm Post subject: |
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ORANGE
Joined: 14 May 2004
Posts: 52
Service Group: HPD&MC
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Schroding-R's bot is both alive and terminated.
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| Robert-R-Tau |
| Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:51 am Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 01 Apr 2008
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Citizen your head wound is bad, we must amputate immediately.
Filing error, your feet are now BLUE clearance. Remove yourself from them NOW!
Troubleshooter, deliver this close to Troubleshooter team TR-52!
Troubleshooter, why have you abandoned your mission?
Return to your Team now!
Why have you not yet delivered the clone?
All Commie Bombs must use red wire! Failure to do so is treason!
This briefing room is reserved for the Sierra club, move along.
Who keeps making furry hats?
I trust you as far as I can throw you
please step onto the rail cannon.
Would you like to be deleted for security reasons?
Reinforcements will arrive once training has completed.
You are not cleared for this height! Release the Flybot NOW! |
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| Allen Varney |
| Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:25 am Post subject: |
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Gamma Very High Programmer
Joined: 22 Feb 2004
Posts: 997
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I can't believe no one has thought of that one before. So pure, so direct -- it fills my heart. |
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| Zarim |
| Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 03 Apr 2008
Posts: 137
Service Group: Armed Forces
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Failure in Primary Logic Core #62-H9. What is "sad"?
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Aratos: Hell, FATAL players would almsot be acceptable T_T
Rickton: FATAL players are never acceptable by any definition of the word |
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| gryffinp |
| Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:32 pm Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 05 Apr 2009
Posts: 8
Service Group: R&D
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Why are you wearing RED citizen? Have you turned to Communism?
(There's gotta be a way to make that flow better) |
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| Zild |
| Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:27 pm Post subject: |
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GREEN
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