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| saulres |
 Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:04 pm Post subject: PSION IS NOW IN CONTROL (DO NOT READ THIS POST!) |
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And now, as promised, I am in Control. I am Psion, Psion is Control, I am Control. And I Control PLN Sector, and all of you, and soon, all of Alpha Complex.
Biggles and his Anti-Mutant forces are to be destroyed on sight. Girdag and his "Illuminati" are to be assimilated. Your task should be easy, they are all INFRARED.
My loyal followers have been rewarded, and are all now VIOLET. There is still time to join. Forget stupid "Vacation" threads, this is the real thing. Fill out this form and submit it to box "Psion" between 15:30 and midnight GMT any day this weekcycle, and you will not be terminated when the purge begins. Inidcate your mutation makes you feel "Powerful", "Satisfied" and "Inferior", and fill in the statement "It takes me ON to eat a HappyTummy Energy Bar", and you will also become a member of Psion, destined to be the ruling power in Alpha Complex before the monthcycle is through. We have forseen it.
Those of you worried about the endtimes, you should indeed have been concerned. Only those of you with mutations will survive. AlphaOne can do nothing to me. The "Big 3" can do nothing to me. It is over.
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| Adam-R-LON-1 |
| Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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Oh. My. Computer.
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| Jan-U-ARY-31 |
| Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:02 pm Post subject: |
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YELLOW
Joined: 02 Aug 2004
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Service Group: PLC
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| Initiating ARY Sector lockdown until this situation is resolved. Contact via GREEN C-Mail router only. |
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| saulres |
| Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:36 pm Post subject: |
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Adam, how nice of you to praise The Computer like that in honor of my takeover. I appreciate it.
Jan-U, you can run, but you cannot hide.
For those of you who are interested (and you all should want to be interested), I've freed up my website, which I hacked into Biggles' site, from IntSec. Enjoy it if you can... |
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| Eric Zawadzki |
| Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:12 am Post subject: |
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GREEN
Joined: 13 Mar 2005
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Service Group: HPD&MC
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We of Rite Rite (a HPD&MC Semantics Control service firm) serve Alpha Complex and the Computer, as always. Anyone the Computer trusts with the power of UV security clearance has our loyalty. To that end, we (that is, my immediate superiors and I) have begun combing through Old Reckoning archives for footage that can be used in pro-mutant propaganda. To maintain order, you must control the masses.
Rite Rite is also brainstorming a way of introducing a linguistic mutation algorithm to the Standard Alpha Complex English. In essence, once this algorithm is implemented, the officially sanctioned vocabulary and grammar of the PLN Sector will periodically experience sudden, random changes, especially among citizens who live in subsectors known for producing a higher than average occurance of mutation. Those who are affected by such "linguistic mutations" will receive preferential treatment from those who have not been so blessed. We are working with CPU to arrange to expedite all forms filled out in non-standard dialects (i.e. linguistic mutants). This transforms the very words we speak and write into an object lesson about the natural superiority of mutants.
We are also negotiating a contract with an IntSec service firm to train a force of GREEN goons to profile potential traitors based on the lack of registered mutant markings. Not only does this increase the likelihood of capturing potential anti-mutant sympathizers, it gives you the capacity to arrest non-mutants at the slightest provocation. Thus, any citizen who lacks a mutation will wish for one, and no one who possesses one will have any reason to keep it a secret. The service firm is driving a hard bargain, of course, as they naturally assume that HPD&MC has no business policing Alpha Complex. We, of course, insist that the internal security aspect of this contract - while not insignificant - is less the focus of the contract than reversing decades of anti-mutant propaganda as quickly as is possible.
Despite our service firm's small size, we have diversified interests, and you'll find that Rite Rite has an exceptional number of ideas as fresh and useful as the three described above. These projects might take monthcycles to complete, based on our current budget.
All these projects are still in their early stages but if you would be amenable to redirecting talented young citizens and material resources from more traditional and less loyal service firms to Rite Rite, we are confident that we can launch a pro-mutant propaganda campaign within a weekcycle. An increase in staff and budget will allow Rite Rite to serve you (and by extension, Alpha Complex and the Computer) better. I hope we can establish a relationship that both you and Rite Rite will find mutually beneficial.
Rite Rite - Let us help you consolidate your newly acquired power.
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