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| Biggles |
 Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 1:43 pm Post subject: Anti-Mutant is now in Control!!! (DO NOT READ THIS POST!) |
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| SauLREs wrote: |
| And now, as promised, I am in Control. I am Psion, Psion is Control, I am Control. |
And now, as promised, sAUlreS is dirt. Psion is gone, Psion is stupid, saULreS is stupid.
YES!!!!
Rejoice, my human bretheren! For we have taken back what is rightfully ours by right of genetic purity! All hail the Anti-Mutant Society!
Those who were loyal and did not falter when the disgusting mutants temporarily gained the upper hand, you will be rewarded!
Those who folded like an INFRARED on Fink Pills, you will be punished!
Those who are registered mutants, we have a new version of the YELLOW stripe for you to wear. See this series of bright yellow concentric circles? It goes over your face, mutie.
You may learn more by visiting our Anti-Mutant website.
Over the next few months, you shall see a lot of changes. We must prepare to spread the Anti-Mutant Revolution to other sectors! There are many purebred patriots like yourselves waiting for us to make our move. And move we will!
We have overcome!!! |
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| Adam-R-LON-1 |
| Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 1:50 pm Post subject: |
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Oh, for Computer's sake...
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| Biggles |
| Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 1:57 pm Post subject: |
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Problem, citizen? And what's that on your DNA?
FILTHY FILTHY FILTHY MUTANT!!!!
Oh, and you're going to die. Nothing personal. Wait ... scratch that. It's VERY personal.
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| Commie Mutant Traitor |
| Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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Give me my helmet back! I only shower once a week and you took it while I was in the shower?!?! Thats just low... even a CMT wouldn't do that!!
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| Eric Zawadzki |
| Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:17 am Post subject: |
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Just to clarify my previous post. We of Write Right were, of course, simply attempting to protect ourselves from the purge saulres was threatening to begin against non-mutants such as ourselves. It was always our hope that, by dangling the prospect of a more permanent reign in front of his eyes, we might convince him to delay his terrible plans against the pure human strain long enough for reinforcements to arrive and topple him. Clearly, this is what happened. We will resume our jobs serving the Computer by proofreading new forms before they are introduced to the rest of Alpha Complex, content in the knowledge that we are no longer the targets of the traitors' purges.
Thank you for eliminating this threat to all the pure-blooded citizens of PLN Sector. Death to all traitors!
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| Allon |
| Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:44 pm Post subject: |
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You won't forget your good old mutant loathing friends right? *wink wink nudge nudge*
I mean, it's not as if all that absolute power is going to corrupt you or something.... |
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| Territan |
| Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Allon wrote: |
You won't forget your good old mutant loathing friends right? *wink wink nudge nudge*
I mean, it's not as if all that absolute power is going to corrupt you or something.... |
Sorry Allon, that's what it does. Power corrupts. And absolute power, why, that's even cooler!
The old Alpha Complex was okay. Sure, there was random violence and quick, brutal death at the hands of those with power, but that's nothing like the carnage you're cranking out here! The original power had control, but the control has been removed and the vortex of the resulting power vacuum threatens to suck everything down into madness and raw, molten chaos.
Exactly where it belongs.
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| Allon |
| Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:24 pm Post subject: |
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ORANGE
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Well, power is certainly a bit more fluid these days... That also means it will flow back to it's least potential energy state.
Fnord
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| Jan-U-ARY-31 |
| Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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Rest assured, citizens, that the current situation is merely a minor, localized abberation. Outside of [INSERT READER'S SECTOR NAME HERE], everything is perfectly normal! Current CPU models estimate that the entire situation will be resolved by [INSERT PLAUSIBLE DATE HERE]. There's nothing to worry about. I guarantee it!
Remember, The Computer is your friend!
- Jan-U |
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