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| Jazzer |
 Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:04 pm Post subject: Public Shaming Lounge |
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UV Master Programmer
Joined: 18 Jun 2003
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Although originally created to be used to bring deserved shame on the two apparent traitors, saulres and Biggles, this room has now be made available for use against any current Badge of Shame wearers.
As before, beratement is encouraged (spitting is not). Teach these traitors the error of their ways and show them how a loyal forum member should behave.
Cold Fun vouchers can be found near the door, next to the Gruel! Is! Great! vending machine.
Formerly, in this thread...
Citizens, the traitorous pair, saulres and Biggles, are to be released into the sector for a few days of corrective public shaming. You are free to interact normally with them but are encouraged to end any such post with booing, jeering, censure, opprobrium, criticism and the throwing of old food (assuming you have the necessary Food Recycling permit).
For now, that is all.
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| saulres |
| Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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UV Master Programmer
Joined: 18 Oct 2004
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| *dutifully marches into Rec Hall, head bowed, ready to absorb all blows, both physical and verbal* |
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| Tombking |
| Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:23 pm Post subject: |
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BLUE
Joined: 22 Jan 2005
Posts: 2598
Service Group: PLC
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ohh there you are again 
I got a present... *shakes B3 and spray it all over saulres..*
hmm Where is Biggels?
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Full name: Tombking-G-SWE-6
Wearing: GREEN jumpsuit, Top hat, Isolation headphones and Protection Goggles.. Oh, and a comfy blanket with something under. (Right shoulder)
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| saulres |
| Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:46 pm Post subject: |
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UV Master Programmer
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*wiping his eyes* Th-- th-- thank you, Tombking, may I have another?
And Biggles? *twitch* Why, I'm sure such a fine *twitch* upstanding *twitch* loyal *twitch* citizen is taking care of some highly *twitch* important *twitch* activities, and will be along shortly. What a great *twitch* guy, that Biggles! *twitch*
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| Tombking |
| Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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BLUE
Joined: 22 Jan 2005
Posts: 2598
Service Group: PLC
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sure! *sprays another*
Hmmm I just buyed this poke stick... I better try it out... *pokes saulres*
Ohh thats a nice badge you have there... What do I need to do if I want one? And yes speak out loud.. All clones in here need to hear this..*throws INDINGO coldfun at saulres*
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Full name: Tombking-G-SWE-6
Wearing: GREEN jumpsuit, Top hat, Isolation headphones and Protection Goggles.. Oh, and a comfy blanket with something under. (Right shoulder)
Status: Can't hear you.
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| Adam-R-LON-1 |
| Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:01 pm Post subject: |
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BLUE
Joined: 23 Aug 2004
Posts: 3704
Service Group: Internal Security
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For shame, citizen! Allowing yourself to be corrupted by treason, and most of all, allowing yourself to be caught! For shame! This is for George!
*throws a bowl of mouldy Hot Fun at saulres*
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| Bob_the_Cannibal |
| Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:11 am Post subject: |
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ORANGE
 
Joined: 01 Apr 2005
Posts: 371
Service Group: R&D
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So un-citizen saulres, I would assume that since you were released for public shaming, the full story of your treasonous acts might become available. as Friend Computer says, the first step to redeeming yourself for treason is to admit to what you have done. Which is why we have registered mutants.
so I guess you're a registered traitor.
*hands saulres an R&D device*
Okay, when I get behind that barricade, I want you to press that button.
*runs* |
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| Burg-R-KNG-1 |
| Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 1:11 am Post subject: |
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YELLOW
Joined: 13 Mar 2005
Posts: 566
Service Group: Technical Services
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Saulres! You traitorous dog! How could you cast aside... nay... even consider the thought of the possibility of brutally casting aside The Computer's unbridled love he has for you?!? Your commie-esque actions did nothing but put your fellow citizens at risk and, much much worse, disappoint Our Friend, The Computer.
Pffft! The fact that your clone template wasn't erased just proves (as if it was ever in doubt) The Computer's endless mercy.
Hold on a second, traitorous scum. I'll be right back!
(runs into Rec Hall's Hygine Module)
(5 minutes later, comes out with something wrapped in a wad of Soft Fun)
Hey, traitor! Look here!
(throws wad of recycled Soylent Yellow at Saulres)
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Works at: PLN Sector Technical Services Brigade
Clone Number: 1
Location: Roaming the complex, citizen. |
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| saulres |
| Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:46 am Post subject: |
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UV Master Programmer
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| Tombking wrote: |
| Ohh thats a nice badge you have there... What do I need to do if I want one? And yes speak out loud.. All clones in here need to hear this.. |
*clears throat and looks up sadly* Is this a better volume? I don't want to make any of you strain your loyal ears to hear my disloyal voice.
To get a badge like mine of shame? Oh, please, please don't try to get one yourself. It's not worth is; treason never pays. Although I do *looks left and right nervously* love wearing my badge of shame!
Citizen Adam-R-LON-1, may I please thank you for adding to my Cold Fun with your Hot Fun? So much fun, thank you! Thank you. And may I take this opportunity to say that I enjoy your sprites tremendously; they have brought me some much needed smiles in this dark time. Thank you.
Citizen Bob, it is a pleasure to meet you. I'm so very disappointed that I couldn't have been here for your transfer to this sector.
I've been told that "the full story of [my] treasonous acts" will indeed be available, although I'm not cleared to know when, nor to discuss them in a public forum before -- well, not just yet. I'm truly sorry.
I'm also very, very sorry that I cannot accept your generous R&D gift. I've been instructed that until further notice, I am not permitted to interact with R&D facilities or devices at all. I'm afraid I must leave the device here on the ground as I move on. And oh, I hope George doesn't push the button!
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| Hey, traitor! Look here! |
*looks. Splat!*
*wiping gunk from his eyes* Oh thank you, thank you, Burg-R. I deserve no less for what happened to Theresa-Y. I regret my part in her untimely demise, and hope that you will consider promoting her clone for the suffering she went through at my hands, on your behalf.
*wails* Oh, the shame! *looks down resignedly*
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| Burg-R-KNG-1 |
| Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:46 am Post subject: |
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YELLOW
Joined: 13 Mar 2005
Posts: 566
Service Group: Technical Services
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| Hey, traitor! Look here! |
*looks. Splat!*
*wiping gunk from his eyes* |
Clean that up, you dirty traitor! I realize that you couldn't care less about the cleanliness of your fellow citizens, but that's no reason why you should show your filthy and blatant disregard for Hygiene Codes and common decency! There's no need for The Computer to send a scrubot to clean up after a useless arch-mutant like you!
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| Oh thank you, thank you, Burg-R. I deserve no less for what happened to Theresa-Y. I regret my part in her untimely demise |
Pfft. Theresa-Y got what she deser... eh... oh, um, yes, that Theresa-Y! Yes, it's a shame what happened to her. I lament it every day what my misguided clone brother, Burg-V, did to her. He paid for his crimes against his brother and sister clones with a visit to the termination booth. But her fate is a direct result of the actions set into motion by YOU and your fellow Commie, Biggles! SHAME! SHAME ON YOU!
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Works at: PLN Sector Technical Services Brigade
Clone Number: 1
Location: Roaming the complex, citizen. |
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| Bob_the_Cannibal |
| Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:03 am Post subject: |
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ORANGE
Joined: 01 Apr 2005
Posts: 371
Service Group: R&D
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Damnit. how'm I going to test the Uranium Reractant Osbo-U-RNE/Wa-G-NER Neutrino Elimination Device (UR-OWNED for short) now?
*picks device up off of ground very carefully*
ah well. have some B3 instead.
*taking cover behind the barrier again, shakes can and bounces it off of Salures' head* |
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| Commie Mutant Traitor |
| Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:26 am Post subject: |
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Armed Forces General
Joined: 26 Jun 2003
Posts: 651
Service Group: Armed Forces
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*dodging the flying cans of B3 (Traitorous use of B3 by the way, remind me to write you up for that later Bob), I walk up to SaulRez, and produce a very ancient looking device. It is rectangular in shape and not very thick, probably an inch or two thick. It has 5 buttons along one edge with different shapes on the buttons. On the top is a clear window with something inside and a circular shape next to it. The circular shape is full of holes. I push the button with the symbol of a > on it. A grainy cracking sound can be heard and then a very high pitched childish sounding voice could be heard saying two words, while at the same time I point at SaulRez:
HA! HA!
I then press the button with the square symbol on it and place the device in Saulrez's pocket, turn and walk away. Another voice issues from the device and says : "This device will self-destruct in 5 seconds. Have a nice day!
5
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1"
A pop whirring sound can be heard and little tendrils of smoke can be seen coming out of SaulRez's pocket. *
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| Kwil |
| Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:07 am Post subject: |
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YELLOW
Joined: 26 Feb 2004
Posts: 367
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It's very good that you're back as a productive citizen now saulres. No doubt you've realized the infinite mercy of the Computer and no longer have any complaints about how it has been displayed to you or your friend Biggles.
You know what would be an excellent display of your loyalty and willingness to serve the Computer? Why, requesting a transfer to share bunk-space with Biggles. No doubt the two of you occupying one bunk would not only serve as a model of efficiency to the other citizens, but you'd be better able to share your experiences with each other and avoid such a reprehensible act as already happened.
I wish you best of luck in serving The Computer in the future. Hopefully your dispicable acts have not left any lasting marks on any poor infrareds. For shame citizen. Praise The Computer that you've been given this second chance. |
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| Bob_the_Cannibal |
| Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:40 am Post subject: |
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ORANGE
Joined: 01 Apr 2005
Posts: 371
Service Group: R&D
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Does paranoia live have an IRC channel, to better shame the traitors?
I'd be willing to navigate Gamesurge's process to register #paranoia and/or #paranoia-live.
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Clone name: Bob-O-CBL-2
Works in: R&D Office of Liason and Administrative Services, IntSec liason desk.
Status: HEL subsector confession booth, per orders. |
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| GirdagFireskull |
| Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:20 am Post subject: |
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GREEN
Joined: 07 Aug 2004
Posts: 2012
Service Group: Armed Forces
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*Sends in his new Pokatron bot. The bot starts poking saulres. Repeatedly. In the eye. Whilst singing the theme from 'The Generation Game'*
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Wearing: GREEN jumpsuit
Location: GREEN quarters
Current clone number: 5
Notes: Girdag-G returns? |
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