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| Takyn-U-RUN |
 Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:00 am Post subject: Accuse Someone in Another Thread of Treason |
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UV Master Programmer
Joined: 16 Jan 2004
Posts: 2368
Service Group: Power Services
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| Citizens! All accusations of treason against another clone due to one of their posts in other topic on the boards goes here. To make your accusations 31.57% easier, you should use the "Accuse" button on the post that you are accusing. |
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| Javacake |
| Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 8:47 am Post subject: |
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ORANGE
 
Joined: 19 Oct 2004
Posts: 338
Service Group: CPU
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From Attention Grey Crate:
| Bob_the_Cannibal wrote: |
*zapzapzap*
...Oh for the love of FC...
*pistolwhips javacake to death* |
I, being the first loyal clone to make use of this precious gift of the Computer, hereby accuse the so-called 'Hero of the Complex', Bob 'Cannibal' The Cannibal makes waste of our precious and limited resources by both shooting AND pistol-whipping my poor, innocent, previous clone. Surely shooting OR pistol-whipping to death would have sufficed, and not BOTH???
Oh, and he's also a cannibal.
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Jaffacakes: the food of the Gods (singular/plural/antichrist/antibuddah/your choice)
IC notes:
From sector: GBR
Works in: CPU Central Office
Current clone number: 2
Status: Self-satisfied |
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| Bob_the_Cannibal |
| Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:49 am Post subject: |
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ORANGE
Joined: 01 Apr 2005
Posts: 371
Service Group: R&D
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From Accuse Someone in Another Thread of Treason:
| Javacake wrote: |
From Attention Grey Crate:
| Bob_the_Cannibal wrote: |
*zapzapzap*
...Oh for the love of FC...
*pistolwhips javacake to death* |
I, being the first loyal clone to make use of this precious gift of the Computer, hereby accuse the so-called 'Hero of the Complex', Bob 'Cannibal' The Cannibal makes waste of our precious and limited resources by both shooting AND pistol-whipping my poor, innocent, previous clone. Surely shooting OR pistol-whipping to death would have sufficed, and not BOTH???
Oh, and he's also a cannibal. |
Citizen! your previous clone deviously sabotaged my laser pistol. I had to resort to hand to hand combat.
Amended per form 52-9078d: Pistolwhipping is an acceptable use of Friend Computer's resources, per troubleshooter regulations: Volume N chapter 26, annex A, section 528h clauses A and C:
| Troubleshooter manual N-26-A-528h wrote: |
A: "Acceptable force" is defined as the force required to cause a legitimate threat to the Computer, the Complex, or another citizen, to cease their activities/and/or cease to be living. Please see C-525-G-122h subparts B and F for directives about property damage.
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C: Acceptable force includes but is not limited to: shooting, stabbing, striking with another object (including but not limited to your laser pistol, slugthrowers, cone rifles, Research and development weapons, grenades, and articles of clothing) or hand to hand combat, Providing your clearance is sufficient to wield an(y) intended object(s) or weapon(s). |
False accusations of treason, as well as missing knowledge of the rules, is treason! Report to IntSec Interrogation vat 27-3 IMMEDIATELY.
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IC Notes:
Clone name: Bob-O-CBL-2
Works in: R&D Office of Liason and Administrative Services, IntSec liason desk.
Status: HEL subsector confession booth, per orders. |
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| GirdagFireskull |
| Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 12:41 pm Post subject: |
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GREEN
Joined: 07 Aug 2004
Posts: 2012
Service Group: Armed Forces
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From Public Shaming Lounge:
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| *eats fast and the face turn blue* |
HIS FACE IS A HIGHER CLEARANCE THAN HE IS ALLOWED!
Is there no end to this clone's heinous crimes?
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IC notes:
Wearing: GREEN jumpsuit
Location: GREEN quarters
Current clone number: 5
Notes: Girdag-G returns? |
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| Truefrogman |
| Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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ORANGE
Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 41
Service Group: Internal Security
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From Public Shaming Lounge:
| Bob_the_Cannibal wrote: |
you were already in there. unless you're a mutant as well as a traitor, with teleportation.
Unregistered mutations are _treason_ and warrant immediate _DEATH_!
*ZAPZAPZAP* |
I accuse citizen Bob of going treasonously off topic with accusations in the public shaming thread. |
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| Fr8monkey |
| Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:21 pm Post subject: Re: Accuse Someone in Another Thread of Treason |
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GREEN
Joined: 12 Feb 2004
Posts: 545
Service Group: PLC
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From Accuse Someone in Another Thread of Treason:
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Citizens, the more observant among you will notice that life has just become 16.4% better, due to our newly installed facility. Citizens, cast your eyes on the new 'Accuse' button!
Above all posts there is now have an 'accuse' button alongside the quote button. This new feature allows you (in-character) to report acts of treason while leaving the original thread intact and on-topic. Once pressed, the accuse button will act like the normal quote button but will post within the brand-new standalone 'Accuse Someone in Another Thread of Treason' thread situated in the Rec Hall.
Rejoice! Rejoice in the inevitable drop in off-topic accusation of treason treason!
This feature has been brought to you by CPU and Power Services -- serving Alpha Complex 24 hours a day (office hours 9-5). |
I accuse you of stealing my "Accuse Prior Clone of Treason" idea!!! Have you no shame? |
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| Commie Mutant Traitor |
| Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:34 pm Post subject: Re: Accuse Someone in Another Thread of Treason |
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Armed Forces General
Joined: 26 Jun 2003
Posts: 651
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From Accuse Someone in Another Thread of Treason:
| Fr8monkey wrote: |
From Accuse Someone in Another Thread of Treason:
| Jazzer wrote: |
Citizens, the more observant among you will notice that life has just become 16.4% better, due to our newly installed facility. Citizens, cast your eyes on the new 'Accuse' button!
Above all posts there is now have an 'accuse' button alongside the quote button. This new feature allows you (in-character) to report acts of treason while leaving the original thread intact and on-topic. Once pressed, the accuse button will act like the normal quote button but will post within the brand-new standalone 'Accuse Someone in Another Thread of Treason' thread situated in the Rec Hall.
Rejoice! Rejoice in the inevitable drop in off-topic accusation of treason treason!
This feature has been brought to you by CPU and Power Services -- serving Alpha Complex 24 hours a day (office hours 9-5). |
I accuse you of stealing my "Accuse Prior Clone of Treason" idea!!! Have you no shame? |
HOLY CRAP!!!! Your actually accusing a UV?!?!?!?!?! You really didnt want the next 5 clones did you?
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| saulres |
| Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:37 pm Post subject: Re: Accuse Someone in Another Thread of Treason |
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UV Master Programmer
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From Accuse Someone in Another Thread of Treason:
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| I accuse you of stealing my "Accuse Prior Clone of Treason" idea!!! Have you no shame? |
I accuse you of accusing someone in this thread, rather than in another one!
Oh, wait... |
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| Burg-R-KNG-1 |
| Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:38 pm Post subject: Re: Accuse Someone in Another Thread of Treason |
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YELLOW
Joined: 13 Mar 2005
Posts: 566
Service Group: Technical Services
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| Commie Mutant Traitor wrote: |
| HOLY CRAP!!!! Your actually accusing a UV?!?!?!?!?! |
Maybe he really wants the "Traitor" badge.
Huh? Oh, fine.
I also accuse you of bad grammer! ("Your" instead of "You're" and "a" instead of "an")
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Works at: PLN Sector Technical Services Brigade
Clone Number: 1
Location: Roaming the complex, citizen. |
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| Truefrogman |
| Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:42 pm Post subject: Re: Accuse Someone in Another Thread of Treason |
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ORANGE
Joined: 07 Sep 2004
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Service Group: Internal Security
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From Accuse Someone in Another Thread of Treason:
| Burg-R-KNG-1 wrote: |
I also accuse you of bad grammer! ("Your" instead of "You're" and "a" instead of "an") |
I accuse you of incorrectly spelling grammar during your retribution of someone using incorrect grammar. |
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| Burg-R-KNG-1 |
| Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:43 pm Post subject: |
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YELLOW
Joined: 13 Mar 2005
Posts: 566
Service Group: Technical Services
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From Public Shaming Lounge:
| Jackal wrote: |
*Throws barbercue skewers at Tombking
Mwhahahahahaaha!
*Squints to read sign on Tombking's back*
Loose Tractor?! Wha? Die you unhinged loon! |
I accuse Jackal-Y of being a Commie Traitor! He's obviously Tractor-centric! And, as we all know, Commies have a unhealthy facination with tractors!
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Works at: PLN Sector Technical Services Brigade
Clone Number: 1
Location: Roaming the complex, citizen. |
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| Jazzer |
| Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:52 pm Post subject: Re: Accuse Someone in Another Thread of Treason |
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UV Master Programmer
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From Accuse Someone in Another Thread of Treason:
| Fr8monkey wrote: |
From Accuse Someone in Another Thread of Treason:
| Jazzer wrote: |
Citizens, the more observant among you will notice that life has just become 16.4% better, due to our newly installed facility. Citizens, cast your eyes on the new 'Accuse' button!
Above all posts there is now have an 'accuse' button alongside the quote button. This new feature allows you (in-character) to report acts of treason while leaving the original thread intact and on-topic. Once pressed, the accuse button will act like the normal quote button but will post within the brand-new standalone 'Accuse Someone in Another Thread of Treason' thread situated in the Rec Hall.
Rejoice! Rejoice in the inevitable drop in off-topic accusation of treason treason!
This feature has been brought to you by CPU and Power Services -- serving Alpha Complex 24 hours a day (office hours 9-5). |
I accuse you of stealing my "Accuse Prior Clone of Treason" idea!!! Have you no shame? |
Fr8monkey, you have been found guilty of wrongful accusation of treason against an ULTRAVIOLET. Please report for public shaming. Thank you for your cooperation.
The rest of the citizenry is hereby given notice that any further unfounded accusations of treason against ULTRAVIOLETs will not be tolerated. Such treason shall be punishable with the Badge of Shame and a spell in a Hot Fun churning vat. Note the word 'in'. |
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| Adam-R-LON-1 |
| Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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BLUE
Joined: 23 Aug 2004
Posts: 3704
Service Group: Internal Security
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From Truefrogman's first - Saturday 23rd : 17:00 GMT:
| Jackal wrote: |
| Can I steal Jazzers space even if he does arrive? |
Stealing from an ULTRAVIOLET, citizen?! Grevious treason of the most... grevious... kind! Yes!
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| Gor-R-ILA |
| Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 11:43 pm Post subject: |
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Joined: 29 Sep 2004
Posts: 578
Service Group: Technical Services
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From Apr. 16, 1900 GMT (3 PM EST): Hot Potato:
| Bob_the_Cannibal wrote: |
 see, you're making my happiness level drop. Where's the morale officer? I need happy pills.
 *drinks b3 until he's happy* |
Citizen Bob was unhappy. While he took remedial action with B3, his failure to adequately anticipate this situation, apply preventative treatment, or even carry his own happy pills resulted in a demeanour not befittinga Hero of Our Complex. |
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| Eric Zawadzki |
| Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 6:01 am Post subject: Re: Accuse Someone in Another Thread of Treason |
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Joined: 13 Mar 2005
Posts: 713
Service Group: HPD&MC
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From Accuse Someone in Another Thread of Treason:
| Truefrogman wrote: |
From Accuse Someone in Another Thread of Treason:
| Burg-R-KNG-1 wrote: |
I also accuse you of bad grammer! ("Your" instead of "You're" and "a" instead of "an") |
I accuse you of incorrectly spelling grammar during your retribution of someone using incorrect grammar. |
You are misusing the word "retribution" in that sentence, reducing the capacity for clear communication between citizens and therefore committing semantic treason. Based on the context, "recrimination" is the word mandated by the Official Guide to Correct Language Use. I present the following definitions as evidence:
Retribution:
1) Something justly deserved; recompense.
2) Something given or demanded in repayment, especially punishment.
Recrimination:
1) The act of recriminating.
2) A countercharge.
Recriminate:
1) To accuse in return.
2) To counter one accusation with another
OOC: Of course, the laws of the internet now decree that my above accusation, however carefully I have examined it for spelling and grammar errors, will have at least one such error...
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Name: Eric-G-ZKI-4
Currently: Two feet tall and losst
Lazy Housebot: Do you really need to ask?
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