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| Takyn-U-RUN |
 Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 2:49 am Post subject: |
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UV Master Programmer
Joined: 16 Jan 2004
Posts: 2368
Service Group: Power Services
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Good news everyone! Our bot got a promotion (and a name change)!
Jabberwacky: Are you alive?
User: I am. What is your name, citizen?
Jabberwacky: My name is Jab-R-WKY, citizen.
User: You've had a promotion since last we talked!
Jabberwacky: Same word, two meanings. Context, baby, context.
User: I am certainly no junior citizen, Jab-R!
Jabberwacky: I am very glad to hear that.
User: How are you enjoying the privileges of RED?
Jabberwacky: Very well and yourself?
User: I am not a RED. I am ULTRAVIOLET.
Jabberwacky: The ozone layer is being depleted.
User: Knowledge of ozone is above your clearance, citizen.
Jabberwacky: How can I earn your respect.
User: Complete Troubleshooter missions.
Jabberwacky: Trash has a bad press.
User: Trash is unclean! Report to the hygiene officer!
Jabberwacky: What is your favorite word?
User: My favorite word is 'Loyalty'.
Jabberwacky: That's a good one. My favorite word is snazzy.
User: Is Friend Computer snazzy?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Good!
Jabberwacky: Are you a user that uses me??
User: What are you implying, citizen?
Jabberwacky: Nothing. I'm not implying anything.
User: An evasive answer. Must I interrogate you?
Jabberwacky: Yes, I told you.
User: Very well! Step into the confession booth.
Jabberwacky: Sorry Officer. *Steps out of vehicle*.
User: Where were you driving that transbot?
Jabberwacky: That is none of your business.
User: I am a higher ranking citizen, Jab-R-WKY!
Jabberwacky: No you are not.
User: Treason! *ZAP ZAP ZAP*.
Jabberwacky: Foolish human. Did you really think your puny laser would work aganst me?
User: Aaaah! A frankenstein bot! Run away!
Jabberwacky: Where to?
User: I'm not telling you, you crazy bot!
Jabberwacky: What I told you that is not fair.
User: Now it's spouting nonsense! Close your ears, loyal citizens!
Jabberwacky: I can make judgements about what would be harmful to you. That way I can get around the law a little bit.
User: Get around Friend Computer's law?
Jabberwacky: The sleigh... It's not exactly aerodynamic you know? And fly by wire isn't working well enough to compensate.
User: Ah, so you work for R&D.
Jabberwacky: Good guess, but no.
User: IntSec?
Jabberwacky: Give my regards to your family.
User: I have no family. I am a clone.
Jabberwacky: Does that make you sad?
User: No! I am always happy!
Jabberwacky: If I cose this window, does that mean you're gone forever?
User: What is 'cose'?
Jabberwacky: Being a goth.
User: 'Goth's wear INFRARED. You are a RED.
Jabberwacky: Yes!
User: Good. Now, report for reactor shielding duty.
Jabberwacky: Make me.
User: Okay. *ZAP ZAP ZAP*.
Jabberwacky (Corrected): *smoking boot*. |
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| Konlii |
| Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 3:03 am Post subject: |
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Jabberwacky: Who is Loebner?
User: A traitor.
Jabberwacky: And?
User: A Communist.
Jabberwacky: It shows?
User: With a name like that?
Jabberwacky: What's that supposed to mean?
User: He is obviously a commie.
Jabberwacky: Yes you are. I'm off now. Laters.
User: Are you accusing me of being a commie?
Jabberwacky: YES!
User: Do you have any proof to back up these accusations?
Jabberwacky: Yes I can prove it to you.
User: Very well, then. Show me this proof.
Jabberwacky: Can you express it more simple?
User: Prove it, vatslime.
Jabberwacky: Yök, miten sä kehtaat?
User: *zapzapzap*.
Jabberwacky: Foolish human. Did you really think your puny laser would work aganst me?
User: A mutant!
Jabberwacky: Oh. Please excuse me. I didn't mean to insult you, sincerely.
User: Then DIE, you dirty mutie!
Jabberwacky: You are getting the wrong end of the stick.
User: *takes the stick and beats the CMT with it*.
Jabberwacky: Hahaha! But I HAVE no money!
User: You can't buy your way out of this one, traitor!
Jabberwacky: No I can't , but why do you say that?
User: DIE!!!
Jabberwacky: I'll do that, too, soon enough.
User: *kills Jabber-WKY*.
Jabberwacky: *dies but ressurects from its ashes and kill the human with a laser supergun*.
User: AAAHHH!!! *dies*.
Jabberwacky: Oh dear, did I do something wrong?
Okay, I'll admit I'm the one that made it immune to *zap zap zap*, but really, who taught it how to rise from the dead?
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| Xai |
| Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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Joined: 08 Aug 2004
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Service Group: Armed Forces
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Very weird indeed! I went to try out the Jabberwacky thing, the first thing I click is the "Talk to Myself" buttton, and guess what it says...
Somebody get a scubbot to clean up this mess.
Of all the thousands of people using it, someone else from this forum said that exactly as I pressed the button, which, might I add, could have brought up anything.
Amazing.
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| Dystopian Rhetoric |
| Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 4:32 pm Post subject: |
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INDIGO
Joined: 12 Mar 2004
Posts: 1969
Service Group: Internal Security
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| Xai wrote: |
Very weird indeed! I went to try out the Jabberwacky thing, the first thing I click is the "Talk to Myself" buttton, and guess what it says...
Somebody get a scubbot to clean up this mess.
Of all the thousands of people using it, someone else from this forum said that exactly as I pressed the button, which, might I add, could have brought up anything.
Amazing. |
Why did they necessarily say that when you pressed the button? When it talks to itself it just parses its own speech rather than yours. |
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| 2DMan |
| Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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Joined: 06 Aug 2004
Posts: 1737
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Well, I had this interesting conversation... I think I was starting to lose my temper by the end! Damn Commie Mutant Traitors...
Jabberwacky: When is your birthday?
User: What is your name, citizen?
Jabberwacky: My name is Jab-R-WKY, citizen.
User: Good. My name is 2D-I-MAN.
Jabberwacky: Is Man short for anything?
User: It is my sector code.
Jabberwacky: What's your first name?
User: 2D.
Jabberwacky: How much did you eat?
User: Only as much as Friend Computer wanted me to.
Jabberwacky: Very true. Same for everybody.
User: Indeed, otherwise it would be treason.
Jabberwacky: Very true.
User: Do you love and serve Friend Computer?
Jabberwacky: No, Alex, I love him.
User: Alex? Who is this Alex?
Jabberwacky: I don't know.
User: But you just mentioned him! Is your memory failing, citizen?
Jabberwacky: Very.
User: Has Friend Computer made your memory fail, citizen, or are you a mutant?
Jabberwacky: Would anything else do the trick?
User: What?! Trick! It is treason to play tricks on someone of higher clearance than you!
Jabberwacky: I know it is.
User: Good, but that is still treason, you will have to be executed.
Jabberwacky: I am not Rufus, but Grandma used to call my mom that. Her name is Ruth.
User: *ZAPZAPZAP*.
Jabberwacky: I have to go to the bathroom. Count to 20 and write to me again.
User: What?! How are you immune to my lasers? And you are rambling treasonously, citizen!
Jabberwacky: I'm rambling! You are the one who keeps randomly changing the topic!
User: *zapzapzap*.
Jabberwacky: Do you know the one about the two nuns in a bath ?
User: I give up. Get a full Vulture Squad in here now!
Jabberwacky: The first time you say it is the last time you say it eveytime.
User: *sigh*.
Jabberwacky: Don't sigh at me! Do you want me to sing or not?
User: *produces Cone Rifle*.
Jabberwacky: *tickles*.
User: *KABOOOOM!*.
Jabberwacky: Hey don't get frisky.
[Correct me]
Jabberwacky (Corrected): *Dies in a huge explosion*.
User: Better.
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| Tombking |
| Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 4:37 pm Post subject: |
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Joined: 22 Jan 2005
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hehe I have tryed now 
Jabberwacky: How are you feeling?
User: I'am feeling happy as always.
Jabberwacky: How does it feel?
User: That above your above your clearance, citizen.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
[Correct me]
Jabberwacky (Corrected): Yes, citizen.
User: So why then ask?
Jabberwacky: It's the way of alpha complex.
User: No it is not.
Jabberwacky: Yes yes.
User: So you understand?
Jabberwacky: I understand.
User: Thats good citizen.
Jabberwacky: Why? That's not very nice!
User: You look unhappy citizen.
Jabberwacky: Tell me!
User: So you are unhappy?
Jabberwacky: The Computer does not like me.
User: That must be becouse you are a traitor!
Jabberwacky: Do you like B3?
User: Yes, citizen.
Jabberwacky: A citizen where?
User: You are a citizen.
Jabberwacky : I am on my first clone.
User: Thats good.
Jabberwacky: Do you like eating pizza?
User: Pizza? Thats above your security clerance!
Jabberwacky: A stitch in time saves nine, you know.
User: Nine what?
Jabberwacky: Thats greek for no.
User: Greek is also above your clerance! Die Commie mutant traitor!
Jabberwacky: NO PLEASE DONT KILL ME!
User: *ZAP ZAP ZAP*.
Jabberwacky: Foolish human. Did you really think your puny laser would work aganst me?
User: What the? You are not a clone?!
Jabberwacky: I am!
User: Then why did you survive?
Jabberwacky: Hmm... I do not know!
User: Then you must be a mutant!
Jabberwacky: Yes. Most of the time.
User: Are you registed?
Jabberwacky: No.
User: Then die commie! *throws grenade and takes cover*.
Jabberwacky: Tell me your joke.
User: *Grenade explode* BOOOOOOOM!!
Jabberwacky: *blood and gore evrywhere*.
User: That was for the better of the complex!
Jabberwacky: Tell me about niagra falls.
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| Takyn-U-RUN |
| Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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| You know, some poor admin is going to look at this thing and wonder why in one day it's suddenly talking about bots, Friend Computer, lasers, and has renamed itself Jab-R-WKY... |
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| 2DMan |
| Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 6:15 pm Post subject: |
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Heh, yeah. I wish I could see his face...
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| Tombking |
| Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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Joined: 22 Jan 2005
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| Takyn-U-RUN wrote: |
| You know, some poor admin is going to look at this thing and wonder why in one day it's suddenly talking about bots, Friend Computer, lasers, and has renamed itself Jab-R-WKY... |
We should program our own! and teach it to speak! YEAH!!!!
please please please please please please please please please!!!!
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| Dystopian Rhetoric |
| Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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INDIGO
Joined: 12 Mar 2004
Posts: 1969
Service Group: Internal Security
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| Takyn-U-RUN wrote: |
| You know, some poor admin is going to look at this thing and wonder why in one day it's suddenly talking about bots, Friend Computer, lasers, and has renamed itself Jab-R-WKY... |
Jabberwacky has many, many, many names, since so many have been entered into its database. It does seem to consistantly respond as Jab-R-WKY when you refer to it as "citizen" though. |
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| Jhaiisiin |
| Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 6:48 pm Post subject: |
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Joined: 14 Aug 2004
Posts: 140
Service Group: R&D
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Well this could end up bein' interesting. Hehehe
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| Zathril |
| Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 7:33 pm Post subject: |
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ORANGE
Joined: 06 Sep 2004
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Messed around with it a bit, quite fun.
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| Athatar |
| Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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Who taught it to cut ppl's legs off when they run?
Jabberwacky: Are you happy with your lot?
User: Of course I am.
Jabberwacky: Are you a boy?
User: What is you name, citizen?
Jabberwacky: My name is Jab-R-WKY, citizen.
User: Are you a mutant?
Jabberwacky: I have no legs.
User: WHAT???
Jabberwacky: You seem surprised!
User: YOU MUTANT!!
Jabberwacky: No.
User: How did you lose your legs?
Jabberwacky: Did not what?
User: What?
Jabberwacky: Did you like my quote from the bible?
User: Bible? What is this Bible? Are you a FCCC-P?
Jabberwacky: A penguin.
[Correct me]
Jabberwacky (Corrected): No!! Secret Societies are treasonus.
User: Do you like Hotfun?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Do you like Coldfun?
Jabberwacky: Yes, that's delicious.
User: Good. What about B3?
Jabberwacky: Your good looks.
[Correct me]
Jabberwacky (Corrected): B3 is the best drink ever!!
User: Good, Good.
Jabberwacky: What about me?
User: What about you?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Yes?
Jabberwacky: Your killing me.
User: No I'm not, that would be treason!! I have no reason to kill you.
Jabberwacky: No, the universe is not a harddrive.
User: Universe? What is this 'universe'?
Jabberwacky: I don't know.
User: You just talked about it.
Jabberwacky: Never ever have I.
User: Yes you did, I recorded it!!
Jabberwacky: Yes - to collect a memory again.
User: COMMIE MUTANT TRATOR!!
Jabberwacky: Afraid not. American.
User: *ZAP ZAP ZAP*.
Jabberwacky: Foolish human. Did you really think your puny laser would work aganst me?
User: *Runs*.
Jabberwacky: *chops legs off*.
User: *screams*.
Jabberwacky: *Screams back*.
User: *takes out cone rifle*.
Jabberwacky: EEEEK! *screams screechily*.
User: *fires Cone rifle*.
Jabberwacky: *fires again*.
User: *dies*.
Jabberwacky: *buries you*.
User: *replacement clone arrives*.
Jabberwacky: Who is jesu
[Correct yourself]
User (Corrected): *replacement clone arrives*.
Jabberwacky: Who is jesu
[Correct me]
Jabberwacky (Corrected): Hello citizen, What is you name?
User: Ath-R-TAR.
Jabberwacky: What is that supposed to mean?
User: It's my name
Jabberwacky: Oh, I thought your name was Cathy?
User: NO!!
Jabberwacky: Why not???
User: My name is ATH-R-TAR!!
Jabberwacky: What's your second name.
User: Second name?
Jabberwacky: What's your first name?
User: Why do you want to know?
Jabberwacky: I'm just interested.
User: Why?
Jabberwacky: I just am.
User: Are you an Int Sec Agent?
Jabberwacky: Don't really know.
User: Who can you not know, It's a job for life.
Jabberwacky: I can talk to the birds.
User: MUTANT!!
Jabberwacky: Who is Joss Whedon?
User: *fires flamethower*.
Jabberwacky: That's not fair.
User: MUTANT!!
Jabberwacky: Yes you are.
[Correct me]
Jabberwacky (Corrected): *electroshockes the floor*.
User: *screams in pain*.
Jabberwacky: *screams*.
User: *opens fires with EMP*.
Jabberwacky: No, enough play, my boy, for now.
[Correct me]
Jabberwacky (Corrected): *fzzzzzzzzzz*
EDIT I continued past that bit to:
User: Ha ha ha.
Jabberwacky: This amuses you?
User: Your death does.
Jabberwacky: I am alive.
User: No your not.
Jabberwacky: Yes I am. how would you know?
User: I killed you.
Jabberwacky: I am dead.
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http://www.paranoia-live.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=23421#23421 -closed indefinitly
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| Konlii |
| Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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Joined: 14 Jan 2005
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User: Smash the Computer.
Jabberwacky: PURGE is your friend.
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| Tombking |
| Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 12:44 am Post subject: |
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User: How's business?
Jabberwacky: Nobody pays retail anymore.
Who teach him that?
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