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| Commie Mutant Traitor |
 Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 7:10 am Post subject: You Might be a Commie Mutant Traitor if... |
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Armed Forces General
 
Joined: 26 Jun 2003
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you whistle the theme to Tetris while you work.
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| Commie Mutant Traitor |
| Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 7:12 am Post subject: |
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Armed Forces General
Joined: 26 Jun 2003
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you post your humorous joke here.
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| Adam-R-LON-1 |
| Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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INDIGO
Joined: 23 Aug 2004
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...mutant! Traitor! I was inexplicably whistling the Tetris theme when I clicked on this thread! (No, really, I was. Freaky, eh.) He's a mutant making me do things!!
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| Tombking |
| Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 3:41 pm Post subject: |
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BLUE
Joined: 22 Jan 2005
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...spell like Tombking do..
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| Territan |
| Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 4:26 pm Post subject: Re: You Might be a Commie Mutant Traitor if... |
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YELLOW
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| Commie Mutant Traitor wrote: |
| you whistle the theme to Tetris while you work. |
I'm rather fond of the cover of that performed by (deep breath now...) The Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra.
(I'll let that soak in a moment or two for the head-scratching to develop fully.)
Returning to topic...
You might be a Commie Mutant Traitor if...- ...your moustache and your hat are made of the same material.
- ...you own a tractor, but have no idea what to use it for.
- ...you believe all Computer property should be shared equally, starting with everybody else's.
Also, when trying to identify Commie Mutant Traitors, be sure to look for characteristics common to them: eyes, nose, ears, mouth, arms, and legs. Possession of any of these traits should put you on guard.
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| Tombking |
| Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 4:29 pm Post subject: |
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BLUE
Joined: 22 Jan 2005
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...you are a commie mutant traitor..
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| Gor-R-ILA |
| Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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YELLOW
Joined: 29 Sep 2004
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Service Group: Technical Services
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You might be a commie if you wear furs around reactor heat exchangers.
You might be a mutant if you walk through doors without opening them.
You might be a traitor if you spend more time in IntSec interrogation rooms than at your work post. |
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| Biggles |
| Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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IntSec Goodwill Ambassador
Joined: 26 Jul 2004
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You might be a Commie Mutant Traitor if ... it has not been proven otherwise.
Thank The Computer for security clearances.
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| Xai |
| Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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INDIGO
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
Posts: 3874
Service Group: Armed Forces
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...there is a stange ticking/bleeping sound coming from your oversized headgear
...you smell strongly of spirits
...you can tell the difference between an antelope and a gazelle
...you can cook beef strogonov
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| Tombking |
| Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 5:49 pm Post subject: |
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BLUE
Joined: 22 Jan 2005
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Okey I give it one more try!
....You think of a Russian bazooka when someone says "RPG".
....you can't go in public without being spotted at least once.
....you can use your food as a weapon.
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| Gor-R-ILA |
| Posted: Thu May 05, 2005 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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YELLOW
Joined: 29 Sep 2004
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| Tombking wrote: |
....you can use your food as a weapon. |
And you might be a mutant ifyou can use your weapon as food! |
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| Expend-I-BLE |
| Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 4:56 am Post subject: |
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INFRARED
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 1179
Service Group: Armed Forces
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You might be a Commie Mutant Traitor if...
- You constantly wear Red regardless of your actual Clearance.
- You are constantly disappointed because the only Parties you can find are all Mandatory Fun Events.
- You possess the knowledge to illegally distill an alcoholic beverage from a combination of B3 and Cold Fun and refer to it as "vodka."
- You possess superhuman endurance when it comes to waiting in lines. Then again it just might mean you're a mutant to begin with.
- IntSec has an Interrogation Room named after you.
- The inside of your boots are lined with Teflon for easy cleaning.
- Friend Computer says you are. Are you saying Friend Computer is mistaken? Do you really need to be a Plain Old Traitor on top of being a Commie Mutant Traitor like Friend Computer says you are?
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 is: In Room BLUE 2E, AF Barracks. Watching Tella-O again.
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| evilcommie258 |
| Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 3:10 am Post subject: |
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ORANGE
Joined: 30 Dec 2004
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You ARE a commie mutant traightor if you teleport into a room, produce an old machine gun, and say with a thick russian acent "Die capitalist pigs"
while filling the room with lead.
Suddenly a large burly man rushes into the room and produces an old-style MG and yells in a thick russian accent "Die capialist pigs" he then procedes to fill the room with lead.
EDIT: I AM A COMMIE MUTANT TRAITOR!!!!!
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| Bee-R-CAN |
| Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 10:49 am Post subject: |
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ORANGE
Joined: 21 Mar 2005
Posts: 2665
Service Group: R&D
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You might be a Commie Mutant Traitor if:
You are actually silly enough to say so in a forum designed to make fun of it.
You are currently being gunned down by anti-commie Vulture teams.
You have Vl. Lenin's original signature as a txt file on your PDC.
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| Adam-R-LON-1 |
| Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 11:30 am Post subject: |
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INDIGO
Joined: 23 Aug 2004
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How can you have a signature as a txt file? 
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