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| Squash-U-AHH |
 Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2004 10:00 pm Post subject: Creatures of the Nightcycle |
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ORANGE
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I have a scanner, and I'm here to remove your sanity.
What follows are images straight from Creatures of the Nightcycle.
This includes the famous "CAMEL TOE" shot.
Everybody thank Tim Bobko  (the artist  ).
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| Squash-U-AHH |
| Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2004 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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First up, the cover!
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| Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2004 10:04 pm Post subject: |
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Here's one I like to call simply, Macabre.
It's from page 26.
Note the obviously bukkake'd crack-whore on the left. 
Oh, and you shouldn't miss the nipple.
At least it's covered... in blood! Not like Janet's halftime show, which was covered... by CBS.
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| Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2004 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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Here's a fun little number I have named Shattering the Life Crystals (page 24).
I believe it's some sort of homage to West End Games' struggle with Paranoia's original creators.
Here, maybe you can imagine it easier when I hit Photoshop's "sharpen" feature.
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| Squash-U-AHH |
| Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2004 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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Here's some cute little corner-of-page-33 artwork, codename Asscrack.
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| Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2004 10:34 pm Post subject: |
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There's a scene in the adventure involving consecutive weak floors, so the following picture does display this event on page 47, and I'd almost exclude it except There's Obviously No Toilet or Hormone Suppressants for that Matter So What's He Doing?.
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| Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2004 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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Even Bobko is above drawing human genitalia, that's why he had Friend Computer send the Censor Block Bot to the battle on page 64.
Here's a closer look. This little buddy would'a been handy at this year's Super Bowl.
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| Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2004 10:41 pm Post subject: |
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Well, maybe Edi-I-TOR should have been in charge of the censor bot, as Bobko's crease lines end up closely resembling that thing we call Camel Toe (page 31).
Here's a Yellow-Clearance highlight to halt your lower-clearance tongues.
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| Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2004 10:44 pm Post subject: |
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Well, that's about it for the horrors this week.
Holloway isn't half the artist that Bobko is. Thank The Computer.
Here are some potential Avatars for Paranoia Live Admins to snag if they want. 
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| Koe-U-GEO |
| Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2004 1:06 am Post subject: |
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Great APIC! This is...horrible!
Th...that isn't Paranoia! THAT IS MADNESS!
Now I know what all the fuss was about!
There is only one thing to do: use the TroPEDO system to jettison that out of a delivery tube into the sun.
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| Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2004 4:11 am Post subject: |
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I'd like to hear more comments from the lookee loos. 
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| Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2004 7:07 am Post subject: |
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| I'd like to hear more comments from the lookee loos. |
You know, many of us are trying really REALLY hard to forget this... this... ARGH! Words fail me. This 'artist' is truly Craptacular. We must speak no more of this.
In fact, didn't The Compute rspecifically outlaw references to the materials these images were taken from? These come from one of the Books That Must Not Be Named (sounds so very CoC... heh).
Now stop it, and say you're sorry.
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| Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2004 7:08 am Post subject: |
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I call dibs on Censored-man!
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| El-R-KIN |
| Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2004 7:54 am Post subject: |
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Ouch. How old was this guy, 13?
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| Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2004 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Its like they got the artists from MAD Magazine to do this |
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