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| firedup13 |
 Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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BLUE
Joined: 08 Aug 2008
Posts: 2939
Service Group: CPU
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 Granted. You have been assigned to fill a recent vacancy as the VIOLET 'Inspirational Liason'. This assignment entails working side by side with INFRARED Citizens, directly inside the Central Reactor's most radioactive areas, to inspire higher productivity levels with your fine hands-on leadership skills. Please report to your new dutystation immediately, if not sooner!
I wish TacNukes were standard TroubleShooter Equipment!
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Hugh-B-DED-11, Coordinator - Evacuations & Order
Has two black eyes.
Suffering from burns to his lower extremeties.
Rumors lack of oxygen caused severe brain damage are Treason.
Wearing:
A BLUE Jumpsuit with boots
Digital ID Tag(displays name, with a bright bar indicating Security Clearance of BLUE.)
[OOC: I'm usually online every day, though Mondays tend to be hectic.] |
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| Professor Pikachu |
| Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:23 pm Post subject: |
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RED
 
Joined: 23 May 2008
Posts: 963
Service Group: Armed Forces
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Granted, Citizen. You are now a Paranoia-Live site administrator and GM. As it turns out, we should be expecting an influx of users from 4 Chan, mostly from the /b/ board. You must now whip them into shape, and retcon and protect Paranoia-Live till they are all banned or complying with the rules. We expect 400 users, so good luck, citizen.
Oh, benevolent Friend Computer, I wish there was a master layout map for P-Live, updated when a valid new location was added to the ever expanding sector.
----Eh? Darn. Beaten to the punch card.
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Next Wish:
Granted, Citizen. You are hereby--
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!*
Oh, benevolent Friend Computer, I wish there was a master layout map for P-Live, updated when a valid new location was added to the ever expanding sector.
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Name: July- -PLN.
Registered mutation: Telekinesis.
Status: Was last seen buried under paperwork on a cart that happens to be out of control, in a controlled manner.
Wearing a RED jumpsuit with boots and a snazzy Red Lab Coat.
Tics: None at this time. |
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| bobsteel |
| Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 05 Jun 2009
Posts: 49
Service Group: R&D
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Granted, unfortunately it is classified ultraviolet so please turn yourself in at the nearest termination center.
I wish I was the head of Internal Security. |
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| Toaster |
| Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:45 am Post subject: |
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ORANGE
Joined: 04 Dec 2008
Posts: 493
Service Group: HPD&MC
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Granted. What's this? Since you have been head, treason has increased 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001% How could you let this happen? You are demoted to infared and please go to Experimental Equipment Testing to test these new experimental RED weapons. Holding a RED weapon are you? You must be exterminated.
I wish for one more legal plasticred.
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Name: Shadow-O-Fen-2
Wearing: Annual Freeze Tag Championship T-Shirt, over a RED Jumpsuit and boots. |
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| bobsteel |
| Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:58 am Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 05 Jun 2009
Posts: 49
Service Group: R&D
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Granted but you now owe me 300 credits in windfall profit taxes.
I wish my top bunkmate was demoted to infared. |
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| Dirk |
| Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:43 am Post subject: |
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INDIGO
Joined: 22 Aug 2008
Posts: 742
Service Group: PLC
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Granted! Oh, I see you have a empty bunk citizen! Enjoy meeting your new bunkmate YellowR-AIN-3! The origin of the leak in the bunk above you is above your clearance.
I wish all the B3 was replaced with Fermented B3.
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Dirk-I-PLN-2 has been lured back by dreams of wealth as [DFSR].
Wears a nice Indigo jumpsuit.
Currently has a toolkit waiting at C.R.A.S.H.
The Legendary Max in ARC:
Paranoia isn't free...
It has to be earned...
...Or Acquired |
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| recon |
| Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:58 am Post subject: |
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BLUE
Joined: 23 Mar 2008
Posts: 558
Service Group: R&D
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Granted.
The B3 now has a taste and consistency not unlike prison wine. Surprisingly enough, this isn't much of a change.
I wish my locker... you know, locked.
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IC Name: Rod-B-EIC-2, Head of R&D
Wearing (visibly) an ORANGE jumpsuit. Visibly bruised, battered, and occasionally lacerated in places.
Speech is in quotation marks ("), thinking is in italics without quotation marks.
20 rounds (Solid Slug) left |
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| firedup13 |
| Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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BLUE
Joined: 08 Aug 2008
Posts: 2939
Service Group: CPU
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Granted! Your locker is now locked. Should you ever have trouble determining the secret combination which has been comprised of 23 random characters, a password reset is available by CPU by filling out a 42 page request form with the appropriate 1,000 credit service fee. Now, please retrieve your assigned Laser and Reflec from your locker immediately and report to TroubleShooter HeadQuarters.
I wish that The Computer Phreaks were an Approved EAP instead of a Treasonous Secret Society.
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Hugh-B-DED-11, Coordinator - Evacuations & Order
Has two black eyes.
Suffering from burns to his lower extremeties.
Rumors lack of oxygen caused severe brain damage are Treason.
Wearing:
A BLUE Jumpsuit with boots
Digital ID Tag(displays name, with a bright bar indicating Security Clearance of BLUE.)
[OOC: I'm usually online every day, though Mondays tend to be hectic.] |
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| bobsteel |
| Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:33 am Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 05 Jun 2009
Posts: 49
Service Group: R&D
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The computer crashes and you wind up the pathetic version of the game.
I wish that Free Enterprise was a legal EAP and I am the top boss of it. |
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| Gloria |
| Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:08 am Post subject: |
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Caring Sharing Terminationbot
Joined: 06 Feb 2006
Posts: 0
Service Group: Internal Security
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Reading through an old archive in a reeducation Gulag you are surprised to find that, when you were the FE capo, FE was an EAP. In fact you are holding the very memo that would have told you so if it hadn't been lost during the Vulture Strike that saw you arrested for being the head of an illegal Secret Society.
Friend Computer, please make grammatical error punishable by death. |
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| bobsteel |
| Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:41 pm Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 05 Jun 2009
Posts: 49
Service Group: R&D
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Granted! Didn't you get the memo that please is now a noun? That was changed 5 secondcycles ago!
FC, please give me the Warbot Mark 4. |
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| Professor Pikachu |
| Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 23 May 2008
Posts: 963
Service Group: Armed Forces
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Granted, Citizen. The build a Warbot Mark IV has been sent to your location. Included is the 210,294,493,493,284,428 page assembly manual, in printed form, along with the one billion page operations manual. I do hope you enjoy the special instructions tailored for hobby/single clone use.
Oh Almighty Friend Computer, I wish for a random amount of assorted dice.
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Name: July- -PLN.
Registered mutation: Telekinesis.
Status: Was last seen buried under paperwork on a cart that happens to be out of control, in a controlled manner.
Wearing a RED jumpsuit with boots and a snazzy Red Lab Coat.
Tics: None at this time. |
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| Damien Mocata |
| Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:17 am Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 11 May 2009
Posts: 161
Service Group: R&D
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your wish is granted, citizen
*the dispenser starts spitting out thousands and thousands of dice, until you're literally buried under them and suffocated*
Friend Computer, I wish I could be an Ultraviolet.
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Name: Damien-R-BFS-2.
Currently
Wearing: Two mirrors taped over the temples, A BLACK trenchcoat over a RED Jumpsuit And Shiny RED Boots.
Carrying: Nada.
Occupation: Mutation Suppression Research
Quote: "TEAM = Together Everyone Achieves More!"
Status: Dreaming of a more perfect utopia.
Tics: Uses the phrase "love of Friend Computer" and alliterates as often as possible. |
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| James-B-OND-1code7 |
| Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:07 pm Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 12 Jun 2009
Posts: 73
Service Group: Internal Security
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Granted! but you obviously must have misspelled an. it should be in. report to the nearest ultraviolet section. you are still not allowed to use anything ultraviolet. failure to comply with computer orders is treason.
Oh, computer, I wish I could use a plasma generator!(violet clearance in my game). |
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| zayzayem |
| Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:59 pm Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 23 Feb 2009
Posts: 86
Service Group: R&D
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Granted.
We have identified and removed all high clearance modules to create the perfect non-functional Blue clearance plasma generator for you to enjoy. Thank you for your wish.
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Dear computer,
I feel so insignificant. I wish all the other clones would notice me and my special talents.
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**Everything you have been told is a lie**
-ZayZayEM
It's Alive!! |
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