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 Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 04 Dec 2008
Posts: 476
Service Group: HPD&MC
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 Granted. ........... Your special talent of twitchtalking has been noticed and reported by multiple clones. Please report to the nearest confession and termination booth. Have a nice daycycle.
I wish that it was the year 2009.
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Name: Shadow-O-Fen-2
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| firedup13 |
| Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:39 pm Post subject: |
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BLUE
Joined: 08 Aug 2008
Posts: 2921
Service Group: CPU
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Granted. You will be frozen in Carbonite immediately. Don't worry, you'll be automatically thawed out just as soon as it's the year 2009. Rumors that it will forever remain 214, or that the flash freezing will destroy your brain tissue as well as your memomax chip are entirely unfounded.
I wish I may, I wish I might... First star I see tonight.
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Hugh-B-DED-11, Coordinator - Evacuations & Order
Has two black eyes.
Wearing:
A BLUE Jumpsuit with boots
Digital ID Tag(displays name, with a bright bar indicating Security Clearance of BLUE.)
[OOC: I'm usually online every day, though Mondays tend to be hectic.] |
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| Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 04 Dec 2008
Posts: 476
Service Group: HPD&MC
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Granted. Here is a star. Why did you just look at something classified Green clearance.
I wish I was demoted to infrared.
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Name: Shadow-O-Fen-2
Wearing: RED Jumpsuit and boots. |
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| Thelas |
| Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:45 pm Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 13 Jul 2009
Posts: 14
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You are demoted to INFRARED. Why are you in a RED briefing room?
I wish that, without causing any negative consequences to me or one of my clones, as determined by me, and without changing my perception of what would be a negative consequence, someone told me who the person to contact about the forms in PLN sector was, given that contacting Fargmania according to the directions on the forms page resulted in being informed that he was no longer working on the forms duty. In addition, this information must be classified RED clearance, changing its clearance as necessary. I must remain RED clearance or above throughout and after this process. |
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| Max |
| Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:43 pm Post subject: |
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BLUE
Joined: 17 Jan 2007
Posts: 2013
Service Group: R&D
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I COULD tell you, but I'd have to.... oh.. wait.. ZAAAAAAAAAAP
If you consider this to BE a negative consequence, please fill in form 54Beta "Why the computer can do anything negitive". Once the form is complete please report for clone family termination.
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I wish I had some more cold fun.
With chips.
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"Paranoia is just another word for longevity." ~ Laurell K. Hamilton |
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| firedup13 |
| Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:36 pm Post subject: |
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BLUE
Joined: 08 Aug 2008
Posts: 2921
Service Group: CPU
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: Granted. There are 5 Citizens named Chip currently working in the Reactor Core. Please join them immediately so you may enjoy your Cold Fun with them. All HazMat suits have already been assigned, but your next clone is ready to decant should the radiation prove overwhelming.
I wish I had, a little RED Box, to put my [DFSR] in...
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Hugh-B-DED-11, Coordinator - Evacuations & Order
Has two black eyes.
Wearing:
A BLUE Jumpsuit with boots
Digital ID Tag(displays name, with a bright bar indicating Security Clearance of BLUE.)
[OOC: I'm usually online every day, though Mondays tend to be hectic.] |
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| zayzayem |
| Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:12 pm Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 23 Feb 2009
Posts: 86
Service Group: R&D
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Granted. You will be issued with a nice red box that fits the exact dimensions of your [DFSR].
Please be noted that the sustaining the economy of Alpha Complex is vital to the full functionality of the universe. In order to facilitate ever-continuous trade, FC would kindly like to inform you that in payment for your red box, you will be required to surrender your [DFSR] to the PLC in FEX-sector.
Thank you for engaging with the Make-A-Wish Corporation. Your wish is our command. Have a nice day
I wish for a cute kitty-cat to call my own.
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**Everything you have been told is a lie**
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| Krist-R-FER |
| Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:12 pm Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 15 Sep 2009
Posts: 57
Service Group: CPU
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CITIZEN, THE INFORMATION OF THE EXISTENCE OF "KITTY-CATS" IS CURRENTLY ABOVE YOUR CLEARANCE. YOU ARE HEREBY PROMOTED TO GREEN CLEARANCE AND ISSUED A PAMPHLET ENTITLED "Lesser Mammals: A Junior Citizen's Guide".
THE TECHNOLOGY TO ALLOW LESSER MAMMALS TO SPEAK IN ORDER FOR IT TO CALL "MY OWN" IS CURRENTLY BEING DEVELOPED IN CONJUNCTION WITH RESEARCH AND DESIGN AND IS CLASSIFIED VIOLET CLEARANCE. YOU ARE HEREBY PROMOTED TO VIOLET CLEARANCE AND ISSUED THE COMPLETE PROGRESS REPORT OF THE PROGRAM SO FAR. *A large and heavy stack of printouts drops right next to where the clone is standing, missing him by inches.*
YOU WILL ALSO BE ISSUED ONE TEST SUBJECT, A "MRS. PLIMPKINS". SHE IS A FEMALE FELINE, OF THE PERSIAN BREED. *A small cage drops down with a pure white cat inside. The cat does not look happy.* AS THE CAT IS CLEARLY MARKED ULTRAVIOLET, YOU WILL HENCEFORTH TAKE ALL COMMANDS FIRST FROM MYSELF, AND THEN FROM "MRS. PLIMPKINS." SHE IS THE MOST GIFTED OF THE TRAINING SUBJECTS, AND IS CURRENTLY ONLY ABLE TO SAY TWO COMPLETE SENTENCES INCLUDING "DEMOTE HIM TO INFRARED!" AND "REPORT FOR TERMINATION AND ERASURE." I NOW LEAVE YOU IN THE MOST TRUSTED HANDS OF ULTRAVIOLET "MRS. PLIMPKINS."
 Friend Computer, I wish for some kind of recreational outlet that would allow me and 4 of my friend citizens to 'play' our chosen 'roles' in a setting of 'fantasy' involving expansive networks of underground corridors and passageways, and large reptilian avians that project concentrated combustion out their oral orifices.
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Name: Krist-R-FER-2
Service: CPU
Tic 1: Uses "19%" for any statistical answer, or I should say over uses.
Wearing: RED Jumpsuit and one Boot, with a YELLOW Registered Mutant armband... NOT wearing a BLACK Pocket Protector (perfectly aligned) and is not quite as treasonously depressed by this as he once was.
Wielding: Nothing at the moment. |
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| Maxwell |
| Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:22 pm Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 27 Nov 2009
Posts: 10
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CERTAINLY, CITIZEN. PLEASE REPORT TO DND SECTOR WHERE YOU WILL MEET UP WITH CITIZENS, Dwa-R-FFF, Wiza-R-DDD, AND Range-R-ELF, AND DEFEAT THE MENACE CODE NAMED 'DRAGON'. PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS MISSION HAS A 600% TO 1000% LETHALITY RATE.
IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE, TAKE THIS. *a large piece of metal drops from a chute at your feet. It looks quite sharp, but one end looks less sharpened, and covered in a strange brown fabric.*
WHEN YOU RETURN, PLEASE REPORT TO MAXIMUM FUN CHAMBER 54-4C TO ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NATURE OF 'FANTASY', AND 'FRIENDS'.
Friend Computer, I wish Cold Fun more resembled a substance I have encountered in the outdoors called 'Iced Cream', instead of flavorless paste that is too arduous to eat to be called 'Fun'.
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New to PARANOIA-Live, but a long-time GM. Just got the internet back after several years, but I'm not on it often. Looking forward to interacting with fellow citizens, and as a GM, always ready to please and give advice. |
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| Worldplace |
| Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:26 am Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 17 Jan 2010
Posts: 49
Service Group: R&D
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Granted but since the knowledge of "Ice Cream" is above clearance red you will be terminated.
I wish semi-automatic slugthrowers were standard Red equipment. |
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| realityfoible |
| Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 4:44 am Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 01 Dec 2009
Posts: 119
Service Group: R&D
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Granted citizen. All red lazer weaponry will be revoked and replaced with slug-throwers. However due to slug-thrower slugs remaining higher than authorized clearance, R&D has been ordered to attach sensors that will vaporize any red citizen who attempts to load or fire their assigned weapon. Also, your new mission is to eliminate a PURGE group of clones who have been making a ruckus in DED sector. Enjoy your new armaments!
Friend computer, I wish I could be Alpha Complex's first non-treasonous red high programmer.
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New blog: The Missing Asterisk.
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| Z-O-MBI-3 |
| Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:41 pm Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 30 Mar 2010
Posts: 9
Service Group: R&D
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Granted citizen!*An Ultraviolet High Programmer enters the room and vaporizes your current clone with his brighter more powerful laser and then easily fabricates an excuse as to why your genetic data should be erased from the system.*
I wish I could find a trustworthy group of troubleshooters in my sector!
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| zayzayem |
| Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 3:02 am Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 23 Feb 2009
Posts: 86
Service Group: R&D
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Granted citizen!
*A group of trustworthy troubleshooters find you. They identify you as the commie mutant traitor they were ordered to locate, and immediately escort you to the nearest confession booth. Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 credits.*
Dearest Friend Computer: I wish I could win this month's lottery draw.
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**Everything you have been told is a lie**
-ZayZayEM
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| JohnDoom-COM |
| Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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ORANGE
Joined: 06 Oct 2008
Posts: 828
Service Group: Armed Forces
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Your request to win this monthcycle's lottery draw is - APPROVED. Citizen, CONGRATULATIONS! You are the lottery winner of the monthcycle. The amount of -1,284,772,918 credits has been debited from your account!
Citizen, your account balance is now negative in the amount of: 1,284,772,418 credits. Please bring your account to a positive balance immediately.
Friend Computer, Please make me the head of my service group so I can demote my stupid boss to an IR vat worker!
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Armed Forces - Assignment Systems Specialist |
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| Phial |
| Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:22 am Post subject: |
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UV Master Programmer
Joined: 16 Jun 2005
Posts: 5520
Service Group: PLC
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: Your Service Group Head Demotion and Replacement form has been sucessfully processed.
Your ex-boss locates a fault in the food vats that is immediately traced to an area that was your direct responsibility. You are either criminally incompetent or a traitor. The Computer takes appropriate action.
Friend Computer, I wish that there was no more treason.
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