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| Professor Pikachu |
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RED
 
Joined: 23 May 2008
Posts: 963
Service Group: Armed Forces
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You consider making a Paranoia Desktop theme, but a question stops you at first:
RED or UV? Then, quickly it leads to other questions. |
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| Thf1138 |
| Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:49 am Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 05 Aug 2008
Posts: 37
Service Group: R&D
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When you've read this whole thread and agree with everything.
When you see all the CCTv cams and think " Alpha here we come"
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| starlust |
| Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:48 pm Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 01 Jul 2008
Posts: 62
Service Group: Internal Security
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| Firedrake wrote: |
Meh, security clearance doesn't necessarily imply military. Once upon a time, I had security clearance (I might still have it if they don't expire). I got it because of my job as a Computer Tech occasionally (once in the four years I was there) required that I go into a US Senator's office.
Some places may ask that because the job requires one, and if you already have one, it saves them the trouble of getting it for you. Plus if you have it, it probably also saves them the trouble of a more complete background check, since it means the Gov't has already given your background severe scrutiny already. |
And probably did a better job then you could do, particularly if it is top secret clearance. |
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| firedup13 |
| Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:17 pm Post subject: |
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BLUE
Joined: 08 Aug 2008
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You hear the "Scatman" song, and even though your brain knows better, you keep think you're hearing "Vatman" and see a clone with an improvised Halberd running around in your head with the song playing in the background as if it's his themesong during the start of some vidshow.
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| Go-R-ANK |
| Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 12:31 am Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 22 Oct 2008
Posts: 14
Service Group: Internal Security
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When you see a poster in your college labeled "STUDENTS IN FREE ENTERPRISE" and think, "Wow, they've gotten bold." Happened to me a few weeks back.
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Service Group: IntSec
Registered Mutation: Polymorph
Status: Awaiting orders
Wearing: RED jumpsuit with boots
I have a habit of turning into a dragonbot. |
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| firedup13 |
| Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:27 pm Post subject: |
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BLUE
Joined: 08 Aug 2008
Posts: 2921
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you're too busy posting on Paranoia-Live.net, and have failed to do something more productive, like watch TV, so your tivo is at 95% capacity.
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Hugh-B-DED-11, Coordinator - Evacuations & Order
Has two black eyes.
Wearing:
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Digital ID Tag(displays name, with a bright bar indicating Security Clearance of BLUE.)
[OOC: I'm usually online every day, though Mondays tend to be hectic.] |
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| Citron-R |
| Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:38 pm Post subject: |
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YELLOW
Joined: 08 Dec 2004
Posts: 2085
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You instinctively follow a RED stripe on the floor of your bank, leading ALL THE WAY AROUND the front counter where the deposit slips are, then panic when the stripe ends before you can get to a teller.
Yeah, that was embarassing. |
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| Rickton |
| Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:16 pm Post subject: |
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BLUE
Joined: 04 Jun 2006
Posts: 1708
Service Group: R&D
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| Go-R-ANK wrote: |
| When you see a poster in your college labeled "STUDENTS IN FREE ENTERPRISE" and think, "Wow, they've gotten bold." Happened to me a few weeks back. |
Heh, apparently my college has been infiltrated by Pro-Tech, I see little golf cart trucks with "Pro-Tech" printed on 'em parked around, the drivers messing with stuff.
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Pleasantville by Night, a horror-humor web game I created. Join a secret society and try to take over the city!
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| firedup13 |
| Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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BLUE
Joined: 08 Aug 2008
Posts: 2921
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i keep hearing "Pro Tech Air Conditioners" on the radio locally, and want to call IntSec.
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Hugh-B-DED-11, Coordinator - Evacuations & Order
Has two black eyes.
Wearing:
A BLUE Jumpsuit with boots
Digital ID Tag(displays name, with a bright bar indicating Security Clearance of BLUE.)
[OOC: I'm usually online every day, though Mondays tend to be hectic.] |
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| recon |
| Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 7:03 pm Post subject: |
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BLUE
Joined: 23 Mar 2008
Posts: 558
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When you meet a street mentalist (mind reader magician, etc) and instinctively yell "Mutant!" and go for your laser pistol. (Really happened, and then I realized I wasn't actually holding a laser pistol, but a pencil.)
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Wearing (visibly) an ORANGE jumpsuit. Visibly bruised, battered, and occasionally lacerated in places.
Speech is in quotation marks ("), thinking is in italics without quotation marks.
20 rounds (Solid Slug) left |
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| Obli-V-ION |
| Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 6:01 pm Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 14 Dec 2008
Posts: 193
Service Group: Armed Forces
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When you start deleting things 'for security reasons' from your speech.
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| Aratos |
| Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:52 pm Post subject: |
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BLUE
Joined: 06 Aug 2004
Posts: 4622
Service Group: Power Services
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When you see a giant inflatable eyeball being rolled down a street by a mob, and react with "They killed Friend Computer!"
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| Obli-V-ION |
| Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:06 am Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 14 Dec 2008
Posts: 193
Service Group: Armed Forces
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You're surprised when things like presidents getting inaugurated, senators giving speeches and the like go off without hitches- no snipers, lasers, stinger missiles, knife attacks, and so on.
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| Jim Profit |
| Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:52 am Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 23 Jul 2008
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| Obli-V-ION wrote: |
| You're surprised when things like presidents getting inaugurated, senators giving speeches and the like go off without hitches- no snipers, lasers, stinger missiles, knife attacks, and so on. |
I think we're all suprised by that. lol!
Because nobody seems to respect the term "security guard", and think the term "security officer" is mileading and or lame. I've decided the best term for what I do is "Vulture Warrior".
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| Citron-R |
| Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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YELLOW
Joined: 08 Dec 2004
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| HEEEEY! Why is that GREEN Outdoors?! |
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