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| greymist08 |
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*FLASH*
I need to start measuring candies, tins, all sorts of packaging. Altoids. Smarties. Nerds. Hershey bars. Snickers. Or, I need to post that these dimensions would be good if others could get these dimensions. Lifesavers. Most of the bars are of similar size. The big Hershey bar. The HUGE Hershey bar. I've seen a 5-lb bar. Only 10 dollars. Hows that for a "Happiness Bar"? Many candies would work as "Medication"... just make sure to also include sugar free varieties for those who can't handle it.
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| jellis-SEA |
| Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 11:58 am Post subject: |
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Ooh.... how about a video game box? something like Commies vs AC? "THE computers recommended mandatory entertainment". 
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| Moto42 |
| Posted: Sun May 09, 2004 4:23 am Post subject: |
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You can get old NES cartriges pretty cheap in pawn shops.
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| Omega-U-MAN-5 |
| Posted: Sun May 09, 2004 5:43 am Post subject: |
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| Moto42 wrote: |
| You can get old NES cartriges pretty cheap in pawn shops. |
Contra would be one good game for them to play.
Two loyal troubleshooters (high clearance ones, even... green & blue, IIRC) terminate lots of muties with all sorts of (properly working!) experimental weaponry... :]
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| Jazzer |
| Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 9:58 pm Post subject: |
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New prop available for download - the End Citizen License Agreement. Perfect for setting that Paranoia mood. Head here for the full 300dpi version.
Yes, the print is VERY small.
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| Elle-R-KNO |
| Posted: Sat May 22, 2004 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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| greymist08 wrote: |
| The big Hershey bar. The HUGE Hershey bar. I've seen a 5-lb bar. Only 10 dollars. Hows that for a "Happiness Bar"? |
Citizen, those are only avalible at GREEN clerance or higher. For yellow and below, you want to get some of those "Super delicious!"* protien sports bars.
*meaning not at all
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| greymist08 |
| Posted: Sat May 22, 2004 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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Well, I am trying not to make my players actually vomit at the table. Role playing, not torture, remember?
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| Gamefreak |
| Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 12:15 am Post subject: |
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Let's think for a moment...
Hershey's "fun sized" candies are about... ohhh... an inch long maybe? Think Halloween candy. Of course should Friend Computer give them out they would taste so much better...
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| jellis-SEA |
| Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 2:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Elle-R-KNO wrote: |
| greymist08 wrote: |
| The big Hershey bar. The HUGE Hershey bar. I've seen a 5-lb bar. Only 10 dollars. Hows that for a "Happiness Bar"? |
Citizen, those are only avalible at GREEN clerance or higher. For yellow and below, you want to get some of those "Super delicious!"* protien sports bars.
*meaning not at all |
Spoken like someone who's actually tried to eat those cardboard flavored, psuedo-dried-tar textured powerbars!
I gotta say whatever they have in them works, tho.
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| TROY-R-USS-1 |
| Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 4:39 am Post subject: |
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Nifty ideas. I submit that it would be fun for some of these things to be printed as STICKERS and included in future PARANOIA XP supplements. Swag is always good for inducing mandatory purchases.
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| Gamefreak |
| Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 4:39 pm Post subject: |
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We need to get some offical, Computer-approved T-shirts for all the clearence levels (UV.... might be a bit tricky but with the Computer's resources anythings possible!).
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| Allen Varney |
| Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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| We need to get some offical, Computer-approved T-shirts for all the clearence levels (UV.... might be a bit tricky but with the Computer's resources anythings possible!). |
I understand Mongoose Publishing will be selling T-shirts in all security clearances from RED through VIOLET at Gen Con (starting August 19th). If the original pricing scheme established by West End Games in the mid-'80s for PARANOIA baseball caps holds true, the higher clearance colors will cost more than the lower colors, though the merchandise quality should be identical.
As for white (ULTRAVIOLET) T-shirts, those will exist, but are not available for purchase at your security clearance, citizen. |
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| Costin-U-MOR-6 |
| Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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| As for white (ULTRAVIOLET) T-shirts, those will exist, but are not available for purchase at your security clearance, citizen. |
I shall post and post and post and post and post and post until I qualify to wear one...
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| Leon-R-DOE |
| Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 6:08 pm Post subject: |
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Just follow the example of Troy-R-USS.. By my estimation, he made YELLOW clearance in just two days. That same feat has taken me some 3 weeks at least, including posts I've made about the games I GM'd.  |
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| Gamefreak |
| Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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Lol. Any chance of getting them outside Gen Con for the unlucky Troubleshooters that can't attend?
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