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Jazzer
PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:37 pm    Post subject: Yearly Contributions Welcome or Else! Reply with quote

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Citizens!

That special time of the year is upon us once again. It’s time, indeed, to put your hands in your pockets and cough up what you can to help pay for another year’s delightful existence.

Sector PLN has always run at maximum efficiency one hundred percent of the time and will remain that way forever. This glorious achievement is due to the admirable efforts of the High Programmers and has very little to do with you, the ordinary citizen. Remember, the very air you breathe only exists because of their diligent efforts on your behalf.

Rejoice and give praise for this unique opportunity to show your heartfelt appreciation to those dedicated citizens who allow you to call them, Sir. Assuming, of course, you are in possession of a Z/99-A1 form permitting ‘casual and/or non-critical conversation between yourself and an ULTRAVIOLET in the form of a verbal greeting’.

The High Programmers appreciate all contributions, no matter how large. Rumours that material benefits will be given to those who contribute and retribution to those who don’t will be dealt with lightly but firmly.

Give generously while you still can.

Loyal citizens can send money via Paypal to Friend Computer's Donation Fund

Good day, citizens.
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GirdagFireskull
PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Accuse of treason

GREEN
GREEN

Joined: 07 Aug 2004
Posts: 2012

Service Group: Armed Forces

*Sighs*

I can't give much, though, I'm a bit short myself. But I suppose it's for a good cause...
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Thom
PostPosted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Accuse of treason

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Joined: 20 Oct 2005
Posts: 1172

Service Group: Technical Services

I could afford about US $10.00 bucks. I mean we've got to keep this board running!
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Does have a PDC.

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Costin-U-MOR-6
PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Accuse of treason

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Joined: 29 Mar 2004
Posts: 667

Service Group: Technical Services

More than happy to assist, esteemed High Programmer. Um... could someone throw some Vita-Yum Bars down Waste Duct #347634-A/C55? I seem to have run rather low on supplies and I'm still not prepared to eat any of that suspiciously glowing fungi...

Citizen-at-large Costin, signing off...
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NekoAbyss
PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Accuse of treason

GREEN
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Joined: 14 Jun 2005
Posts: 1207

Service Group: R&D

Unfortunately, the amount of funds allocated to me can be counted in the double digits :/

But I do swear that once I have a positive cash flow I shall donate!
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Biggles
PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Accuse of treason

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Joined: 26 Jul 2004
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Service Group: Internal Security

Done and done.

(Maybe now the ULTRAVIOLETs around here will get around to adding my fine website, FriendComputer.net, to the Links page of PLN. Two years ago, they said it would be up anytime now. Must have HPD&MC doing the coding.

Wait, is this in my head or am I typing it? Geez, I gotta lay off the benzaphiterrols. They mess with my reality sometimes. Oooh, what a pretty butterfly! C'mere girl! I'm not going to hurt you! Wait, come back!)
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Max
PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Accuse of treason

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Joined: 17 Jan 2007
Posts: 2013

Service Group: R&D

well, far be it from a humble - lowly - servant of all that is against comunists to ask, but isn't allowing a joint fun raise a communist opperation? Wink

Anyhow, hows about one of them cheesey bar graphs showing how much you need to raise?

I have some siblings, and some nephews/neices to sell, that night raise you some finds.
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saulres
PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Biggles wrote:
(Maybe now the ULTRAVIOLETs around here will get around to adding my fine website, FriendComputer.net, to the Links page of PLN. Two years ago, they said it would be up anytime now.


Well, we said we had precious little time any more...

No? Okay, how about:

I wasn't a High Programmer two years ago.

No? Okay, how about:

Talk like that about us again and see how you enjoy working in the Food Vats.

Yeah, that'll work.

Oh, and -- done.
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Bee-R-CAN
PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Accuse of treason

ORANGE
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Joined: 21 Mar 2005
Posts: 2665

Service Group: R&D

Kidneys don't sell for what they used to these days. Fortunately I have some change left over from my pancreas sale...

Done.

(While we're here, anyone wanna buy some colon and some slightly foxed gland tissue? I need a new sofa, some rugs and a conversation table.)
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Jazzer
PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PLN Sector has been saved for another year and will not be turned into an autocar recycling plant. Thank you all for your donations!
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