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Splat-R-EDD
PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2004 3:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Accuse of treason

ORANGE
ORANGE

Joined: 16 Dec 2003
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Remote control , Red, 10c (works on most vid screens)

NSU universal remote, Blue, 1000c (Works on anything remote controlled! Anything I tell you! Honest. NSU absolutly does not stand for not-so-universal.)

1 roll of extra cushy super soft hyper absorbant toilet paper, Blue, 200c

I love FC t-shirt, available in colors of co-responding clearence 50x clearance (50 for red, 100 for orange, 150 for yellow...)

I love FC baseball cap, same as above, but knowledge of the hat's existence is green clearence. (baseball is treason citizen)
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Moto42
PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2004 6:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Accuse of treason

R&D Brain Consortium Representative
Registered MutantR&D Brain Consortium Representative

Joined: 03 Aug 2003
Posts: 465

Service Group: R&D

Pizza (chees, crust and sauce are red clearance. other toppings may vary, only anchovies are available at Infrared) 10 Pcred

How about some services?
  • Mutant Power Registration -- 75Pcred
  • Mail-in Mutant Power Registration (to avoid the clones that hang out at the mutant registry office to off the mutants coming in to register) -- 100 Pcred.
  • Alpha Complex Postal Service
    • Infrared-class -- 2 hard earned PCred (Slim envelopes only, such as a single sheet of paper. All else is incinerated, everything is inspected for signs of treason. Delivery within a yearcycle.)
    • Red Class -- 2 Pcred. (No change in service, but it's easier to get 2 Pcred now)
    • Orange Class -- 4 Pcred per half-pound. (Packeges of up to Clone-size are allowed to be sent now. Delivery within this monthcycle)
    • Green Class -- 8 Pcred per half pound. ( Prompt delivery within the weekcycle. Packages are less likely to have been opened en route.)
    • Indigo Class -- 4 Pcred per half pound. (Packages arrive within 3 daycycles and are very rarely opened.)
    • UV Class -- Free (All parcels are given an armed escourt and arrive at their destination within 12 hourcycles)
    • "Rush" Delivery -- Additional 10 PCred

  • Private courior -- 100 PCred, plus 50 PCred per sector between pickup and delivery.
  • Medical Assistance
    • Roaving Docbot Docbot -- Free, unless unit has been tampered with. Stablizing treatment only, minimal anethetic, will ussualy perscribe mood altering drugs.
    • Automated Clinic Docbot -- From 20 PCred to 1000 PCred, depending upon the procedures performed. (IE: How close to death the character is.)
    • Hospital, with real clonal doctors -- 50 PCred for an exam. Tacked onto this are the costs of any procedures performed, typicaly double that of an automated clinic.



I'll think of other stuff later.
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"mutant" power: Can 'speak' by telekineticly vibrating nearby surfaces.
Currently In HPD&MC
Stomping about in the Battle Bowl; A four-foot tall, bipedal bot with a laser barrel on it's right arm and whose headless body wraps partially around a large jar of violet fluid; containing a clonal brain.
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greymist08
PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2004 5:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Accuse of treason

HPD&MC Coordinated Executive Officer
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Joined: 03 Aug 2003
Posts: 916

Service Group: HPD&MC

Pizza (chees, crust and sauce are red clearance. other toppings may vary, only anchovies are available at Infrared) 10 Pcred ...

Pardon, I must amend your statement.

Sauce and pepperoni, (NearMeat!) are Red Clearance, sure.

The Crust is Algae Protien with YeastNow!, and the Cheese.... isn't.

We're not sure what it is.

It's a slightly grey color, and melts when heated. That's where the similarities end.
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Fargmania
PostPosted: Sun May 23, 2004 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

UV Master Programmer
UV Master Programmer

Joined: 19 Jun 2003
Posts: 1403


Moto42 wrote:
How about some services?


I like that idea. How about...

AutoAccountant (tm)

Basic Service...........................100 creds/monthcycle
Alert you when your cred account is overdrawn
Maintain accurate balance information

Premium Service.......................200 creds/monthcycle
Basic Service plus....
Tracks income and expenditures, spending habits, etc.
Offers money spending suggestions based on FC recommendations
247 financial tracking reports, graphs, charts, etc. available on your PDC.

Executive Service.....................800 creds/monthcycle
Premium Service plus....
Hourly reports are not sent to IntSec for review
Personal financial information not publicly available.

I guess this is a lot to put in a chart - sorry, I guess I got carried away.
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riffraff
PostPosted: Sun May 23, 2004 7:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Accuse of treason

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Leisure Activities:

Dice (1 pr.) -- R ˘2
Deck of cards -- O ˘4
Schizophrenia: Roleplaying in a Nightmarishly Unpredictable Future -- Y ˘20
Polyhedral dice (set of 7) -- G ˘10
R&D Experimental Non-Euclidean Dice (set of 4, or possibly 6) -- B ˘100
Coloring Book -- IR ˘2
Crayons (box of 8) (colors available by Clearance) -- varies ˘5
Teela-O comic book -- R ˘3
Cheap paperback novel -- O ˘8
Expensive hardcover novel (same story, but fancier) -- Y ˘20
E-Book file (downloaded) -- G ˘5
E-Book file (on Memchip) -- G ˘15
E-Book Reader -- B ˘150
E-Book file (R&D Experimental Nasal Spray) -- I ˘200
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Moto42
PostPosted: Sun May 23, 2004 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Accuse of treason

R&D Brain Consortium Representative
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Joined: 03 Aug 2003
Posts: 465

Service Group: R&D

*imagines someone snorting a line of "war and peace"*
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IC Notes:
"mutant" power: Can 'speak' by telekineticly vibrating nearby surfaces.
Currently In HPD&MC
Stomping about in the Battle Bowl; A four-foot tall, bipedal bot with a laser barrel on it's right arm and whose headless body wraps partially around a large jar of violet fluid; containing a clonal brain.
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riffraff
PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2004 8:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Accuse of treason

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it'd be a real long line... ::rimshot::
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Fargmania
PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2004 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Red Clearance

Bouncy Bubble Beverage Keg..............100 creds
Great for parties! Useful against enemy tankbots! 1001 uses!!
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Splat-R-EDD
PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2004 2:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Accuse of treason

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Posts: 185


riffraff wrote:
Schizophrenia: Roleplaying in a Nightmarishly Unpredictable Future -- Y ˘20


I think only UV citizens should be able to buy it... but citizens of other clearances can play it.
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randy
PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2004 8:01 am    Post subject: Equipment Reply with quote Accuse of treason

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Postcard from recreational gulag #23.....2credits
has pre-fab replies on back, smiling happy citizens endu..enjoying forced lab...wholesome activities
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TROY-R-USS-1
PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 11:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Accuse of treason

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Books*

Teela-O-MLY's 32nd Biography - 25 Credits
Poultry Flavored Hot Fun for the Citizen's Soul - 30 Credits
Cybernetics by LRonH-U-BRD - 40 Credits

NEW Products!

Squittles! Tangy** Treat Bits - 1 Credit
Hair Polish - 5 Credits
All New! Crispy Fun ... We've taken your favorite Cold Fun Flavors, coated them in Hot Fun, and fried them with our special *DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS*. Assorted Flavors - 10 Credits

* Reading Books is Treasonous
** May Cause Mild Oral Discomfort
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TROY-R-USS-1
PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 2:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Accuse of treason

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Along the lines of the Crispy Fun, I just came up with another one in another thread ...

Piping Hot Fun - Now with double the Pipe!
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Gunt/R/ADR
PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Accuse of treason

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Service Group: HPD&MC

Black Drinking Straw - IR cr1
Trendy Black Bendy Drinking Straw - R cr20
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Costin-U-MOR-6
PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Accuse of treason

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TROY-R-USS-1 wrote:
* Reading Books is Treasonous

I don't think reading books would be treasonous - your options would just be limited. You'd have HPD & MC generated pamphlets and infotainment texts, trashy HPD & MC loyalty-bolstering adventure serials - available in written or comic-style format, and Masterpiece Classics (also provided by HPD & MC), which are literary giants of Old Reckoning that have undergone appropriate content management - like Yossarian's thoughtful censoring of letters in Catch-22 or the Ministry of Truth's controlled history from 1984.
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TROY-R-USS-1
PostPosted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 3:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Accuse of treason

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Costin-U-MOR-6 wrote:
TROY-R-USS-1 wrote:
* Reading Books is Treasonous

I don't think reading books would be treasonous - your options would just be limited. You'd have HPD & MC generated pamphlets and infotainment texts, trashy HPD & MC loyalty-bolstering adventure serials - available in written or comic-style format, and Masterpiece Classics (also provided by HPD & MC), which are literary giants of Old Reckoning that have undergone appropriate content management - like Yossarian's thoughtful censoring of letters in Catch-22 or the Ministry of Truth's controlled history from 1984.


I was pretty sure reading books was treasonous, given that books themselves were Old Reckoning artifacts. Also, in "The Compleat Troubleshooter", in the Communications & Recording Officer section of the Mandatory Bonus Duty Determination Test, the answer "Read a Book" was shaded as being a Treasonous answer.

Perhaps I'm mis-remembering, but I thought I readon somewhere else that reading books was treasonous as well.
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