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| Max |
 Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:19 pm Post subject: Fond Moments |
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BLUE
Joined: 17 Jan 2007
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Similar to the "player praise" thread, this one's for you to post up the segments from logs/JP games that you find higly entertaining, and in keeping with the spirit of Paranoia.
Try to keep your snipits to under 20 lines, and embed them in a Quote block, identifying the link for the log in the post.
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**Insert Maximagotchi here**
* Pie-O-OWW-2 pursues an infrared on the sidewalk, then gets bored and starts crawling towards the shiny neon light [Across a road] *
Pie-O-OWW-2 shouts, "Oh look! An intsec patrol car!"
Pie-O-OWW-2 has exited, vid-stage left. |
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| Max |
| Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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BLUE
Joined: 17 Jan 2007
Posts: 1993
Service Group: R&D
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* The flybot Heads off towards the breifing room at a fair old speed *
* Doubleo-R-DOO-1 exits the flybot *
* Vinnie-R-VIN-1 glances out a window at the complex below, and mutters something about "Satisfactory" *
Thy-R-DOO-1 . o O ( lol! )
GM(Max): You see the mighty towers and buildings of AC whips past... as....as Double flings open the door
GM(Max): Double leaps out
Louie-R-RIO-2 . o O ( thats gonna hurt )
Vinnie-R-VIN-1 shouts, "You fool! Arms out! Legs stretched! Dont botch the take-off!"
Thy-R-DOO-1 says, "that seems unneccessary."
Vinnie-R-VIN-1 screams, "I HAVE TO SAVE HIM, HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO FLY!!"
* Eugene-R-EBS-1 gapes too *
* Vinnie-R-VIN-1 unfastens himself, and dives out *
Flybot shouts, "OOpsy, dropped one, that won't doo!" |
With a little paraphrasing (I took out some intermediate lines) this is one of the best "using Tics" moments I've seen. One character is afraid of bots, the other thinks he can fly. Great stuff. Full logs here:
Capitalistpigdogs
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**Insert Maximagotchi here**
* Pie-O-OWW-2 pursues an infrared on the sidewalk, then gets bored and starts crawling towards the shiny neon light [Across a road] *
Pie-O-OWW-2 shouts, "Oh look! An intsec patrol car!"
Pie-O-OWW-2 has exited, vid-stage left. |
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| Elm-R-FUD |
| Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:22 pm Post subject: |
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VIOLET
Joined: 22 Mar 2006
Posts: 2401
Service Group: Armed Forces
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The whole of For A Few Credits More (not yet posted) had me laughing like a maniac. I particularly liked (not an exact quote):
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Jam-R says, "Gah"
PDC says, "Your order for Gah has been processed. Please provide your name for billing purposes.
Edward-R-MRW . o O (I hope it's fresh Gah.)
PDC says, "Your Gah will be delivered fresh and wiggling in the traditional klingon style." |
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Name: Elm-V-FUD-6
Service Group and Title: Armed Forces, PLN Sector General
Head Adjutant: Sigmund-I-DNO, Director of LIMB
Wearing: Violet two piece suit with boots, green officer's beret, violet cape, leather-lyke; holsters, ID tag; carrying a SynthSilver-topped cane |
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| DarkCorellon |
| Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:37 am Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 03 Oct 2008
Posts: 5
Service Group: Power Services
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That was a good one. See, the whole evening, we had been trying, unsuccessfully, to get started on our damn mission, but due to a malfunctioning PDC we kept getting deliveries of anything we accidentally 'asked' for. Because we never really knew what we were asking for, sometimes the orders would get a bit garbled.
Eventually it became almost routine, and we displayed a rare (for Paranoia) level of teamwork getting rid of danger.
Some deliveries were a bit more threatening than others...
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GM(Max): Outside the door is a delivery bot. It indicates a large van behind it "You ordered some commies with laser rifles?"
Edward-R-MRW-1 says, "No, there must be some sort of mistake."
* Jam-R-XDN-2 looks sort of afraid *
* Delivery Bot looks at it's clip-board *
Delivery Bot says, "Is there a Jam-R-XDN here?"
* Jam-R-XDN-2 rolls behind the bunk *
* Edward-R-MRW-1 looks back at the others. *
Edward-R-MRW-1 says, "Try the next dorm down."
* Delivery Bot looks at the number on the door *
Delivery Bot says, "Nope. This is the right place. Says so here. "
Delivery Bot says, "Do you want these commies or not?"
* Harry-R-MYE-2 reobtains his pillows for hand-to-hand commie combat. *
* Jam-R-XDN-2 hides *
Edward-R-MRW-1 says, "How can you be really sure of anything? I mean, due to the constantly in-flux rules of Alpha Complex, the very designations for our dorm may have been changed."
Delivery Bot says, "I have ... sorry? What?"
Delivery Bot says, "Is there perhaps someone else I can talk to? Jam, perhaps?"
* Jam-R-XDN-2 is not here and you can't see him. *
Edward-R-MRW-1 says, "Uh... he's at the cafeteria. Try there."
PDC says, "Your order for Jam has been processed, and will be added to your existing order . Please state your name for billing purposes ""
Delivery Bot says, "Is he? Righto."
* Harry-R-MYE-2 throws a pillow on top of it. *
Edward-R-MRW-1 . o O ( It's HARD to convey fast talk through typing. )
* Delivery Bot starts to dial a PDC number internally. This results in Jam's PDC ringing *
Harry-R-MYE-2 . o O ( it should be muffled at least )
* Delivery Bot ignores the pillow. *
* Jam-R-XDN-2 makes a sad face *
Delivery Bot says, "I see. Very well. I shall take these fifty deep fried commies to the next dorm as you suggest. have a good day sit."
* Delivery Bot turns and heads to the vehicle. *
* Harry-R-MYE-2 watches it go. *
* Edward-R-MRW-1 closes the door. *
* Jam-R-XDN-2 peeks over the bunk *
Harry-R-MYE-2 says, "... why were they deep fried?"
Edward-R-MRW-1 says, "Why is everything we order deep fried?"
Jam-R-XDN-2 says, "is it gone?"
Harry-R-MYE-2 says, "until that PDC talks again, yeah."
Edward-R-MRW-1 says, "I wonder if the rifles were deep fried..."
Harry-R-MYE-2 says, "would that explode them?"
Jam-R-XDN-2 says, "I wonder how deep-fried laser rifles even work."
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| Simiano |
| Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:16 am Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 29 Dec 2008
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I really need to pay attemtion to event flags
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GM Aratos: You arrive at the transtube station. A big shiny transbot sits on the platform, just beckoning for you to climb in
* Bow-R-ING-1 comes running for the transbots. *
Rod-R-EIC-1 . o O ( Sucker. )
* Collateral Damage-MAN-1 leaps into the Transbot, grinning *
* Doct-O-WHO-2 looks for a ticket vendor, confirming that this transbot is, indeed, headed for BAR sector. *
* Simi-R-ANO-1 climbs in beconing Bow to make *
GM Aratos: It's at this point you notice something unusual about the door. Sorta jaggedlike
GM Aratos: Oh, and the floor's pionk and spngey
Rod-R-EIC-1: Anything I've seen before?
Doct-O-WHO-2 . o O ( Yeah, I'm totally going to get on that. )
GM Aratos: It looks oddly familiar
GM Aratos: Oh, the door slams shuit, vertically, and off it goes
* Collateral Damage-MAN-1 examines the strange architecture and marvels at how FC manges to go the extra mile and keep things fresh *
GM Aratos: the rest of you: another transbot arrives
Collateral Damage-MAN-1 . o O ( Was I the only one on it? )
GM Aratos: Doct, the vendor informs you that this transbot should be the right one
GM Aratos: I believe you and simi are both on it
* Bow-R-ING-1 pants regaining his breath. *
* Doct-O-WHO-2 nods, purchases his ticket, and climbs on, taking a seat as far back as he can. *
Bow-R-ING-1 . o O ( somehow I'm glad I missed that one... )
Rod-R-EIC-1: aNYTHING unusual about this transbot?
GM Aratos: HTe giant transbot monster eats you
GM Aratos: Rod: no
Collateral Damage-MAN-1 has been visited by the reaper-bot.
Simi-R-ANO-1 has bought the highly-treasonous farm.
Rod-R-EIC-1: I get on, then.
GM Aratos: new clones arrive |
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| kisftw |
| Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:26 am Post subject: |
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RED
Joined: 27 Apr 2009
Posts: 21
Service Group: R&D
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GM|Silver: You apply to toothpaste to your wound
GM|Silver: It itches a bit, but otherwise nothing happens
GM|Silver: Good news:
GM|Silver: Your arms not broken now...
GM|Silver: I guess...
GM|Silver: Bad news:
GM|Silver: Your stump is bleeding profusely
GM|Silver: Arm. Singular.
GM|Silver: Oh hey'You know that toothpaste?
GM|Silver: Turns out, they made it with napalm.
GM|Silver: FWOOOSH
GM|Silver: Kis lights on fire |
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Dust-R-BAL-1 . o O ( so whats the status? )
GM|Silver . o O ( He is on fire, and apparently unconcious )
GM|Silver . o O ( You are standing there, laughing probably )
Dust-R-BAL-1 says, "docbot? please extinguish him"
The docbot says, "Im sorry, I do not have an extinguisher."
The docbot says, "Good bye."
Kis-R-EXE-1: im ded.
Kis-R-EXE-1: :3
GM|Silver: No
GM|Silver: Just burning
Kis-R-EXE-1: and passed out.
GM|Silver: And one armed
Kis-R-EXE-1: delicious kis is delicious.
Kis-R-EXE-1: and fried.
Kis-R-EXE-1: :3
GM|Silver: Mm, Clone Flambe |
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* Dust-R-ALL-1 falls asleep while smokin *
* Kis-R-EXE-1 pokes dust *
* Dust-R-ALL-1 wakes up *
Dust-R-ALL-1 says, "huh? what?"
Kis-R-EXE-1 says, "Hi.  "
Dust-R-ALL-1 says, "hi " |
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recon says, "Out. Now."
recon: Yes, you hear the GM say that.
Greenhelmetmist-R-POG-1 says, "Hello narrator. Nice to hear you threati--nevermind. Don't need to shatter the fourth wall." |
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recon shouts, "Ah, comrades! Am beingk pleased you joining glorious revolution!"
A commie mutant traitor says, "Um." |
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GM|Silver: But anyways, improv missions generally dont work as well as yesterdays did. That was just incredible coincidence (Or maybe I'm better at this than I think)
GM|Silver: It worked TOO well.
GM|Silver: I just randomly picked Pantera, first metal band I thought of, and you guys just happened to shoot the guitarist...
Dust-R-BAL-1: xD
Dust-R-BAL-1: yeah that ruled
GM|Silver: It was pretty epic
GM|Silver: Not what I was expecting you to do either
GM|Silver: I was expecting you to shoot the chandelier, or Post to light the crowd on fire
Kis-R-EXE-1: dimebag darrel...
GM|Silver: Yep
* Kis-R-EXE-1 cries *
GM|Silver: They killed Dime-R-BAG
GM|Silver: ;_; |
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| Supply Office shouts, "Are you trying to bribe a SUPPLE OFFICER, Za-R-CON? That is TREASON!" |
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Za-R-CON-1 says, "Kis, perhaps you should lead, as you have the use of both hands"
Supply Office: Now you are outside in a dark alley A sight says "Sector ABB"
Kis-R-EXE-2 shouts, "Oh yeah, I do have them!"
GM-Postal: LMAO
(GM-Postal -> Kis-R-EXE-2): +1 perversity points
* Kis-R-EXE-2 hugs Za again *
GM-Postal: +5 perversity points to Kis |
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* Za-R-CON-1 checks on his PDC to find where the power goes to the turret of ABA sector *
GM-Postal: While Za messes with his PDC he feels a laser pistol barrel push up against his temple
Kis-R-EXE-2 says, "Love ya' Za."
Za-R-CON-1 has gone to Great Alpha Complex in the Sky. |
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Kis-R-EXE
Wearing: RED Jumpsuit/Boots
Status: Fiddling with PDC
* Za-R-CON-1 checks on his PDC to find where the power goes to the turret of ABA sector *
GM-Postal: While Za messes with his PDC he feels a laser pistol barrel push up against his temple
Kis-R-EXE-2 says, "Love ya' Za."
Za-R-CON-1 has gone to Great Alpha Complex in the Sky. |
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| James-B-OND-1code7 |
| Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 2:53 pm Post subject: A game |
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RED
Joined: 12 Jun 2009
Posts: 58
Service Group: Internal Security
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My dad was talking about one adventure he played(see the hyperlink in my sig.). part of it went something like this:
PC1(named Jack-B-NBL-2 we'll say. he just commited treason):I try to shoot Jack-B.
(my dad)PC2(We'll call him Whu-B-YOU-1):I shoot (Jack-B-NBL) with my laser. he's trying to talk to the commie-mutant-traitor.(he hadn't even read 1st. ed. GMHB. It had just about the same line.)
PC3(we'll say Jack-B-QIK-1):I shoot (Whu). he's shooting (Jack-B-NBL).
O.K. (rolls dice.)you all succeed. Plus, you are now all deemed mutant-traitors. You are also all dead. this is good. all mutant-traitors should be dead. That is all...
FOR NOW.
Muahahahaha!
Thank you for your cooperation.
your clones should be arriving in 13 days.[/b] |
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