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tom: hello
GM Takyn: Greetings, citizen.
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Jaqenn: Hiya!
Jaqenn: any slots open?
GM Takyn: Probably not, but there will be observer participation, so stick around!
Jaqenn: okie
GM Takyn: We're starting in one hour.
Llywelyn: cool
Jaqenn: ahh, i did the math wrong
Llywelyn: so we are a live studio audience?
Jaqenn: kk
GM Takyn: That's correct, citizen Llywelyn.
Noon BLue APples: Excellent!
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Ath-R-TAR-1: hi
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GM Takyn: Howdy.
GM Takyn: You're an hour early. ;)
Standback: Yay me!
Standback: That's promptness for you.
Ath-R-TAR-1: lol i'm boared, reading logs
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Standback: Oh, sure, you were talking to one of the actual *players*, weren't you.
GM Takyn: I talk to all citizens, Standback.
Standback: Well, in that case, I'm extra-double-joyously gratified at your attention to this humble citizen.
GM Takyn: You're welcome.
Standback: Who are the players going to be?
GM Takyn: Hoo boy. An all-star lineup.
Standback: ...or is that above my security clearence?
Standback: I was hoping you'd say that!
(Ath-R-TAR-1 -> GM Takyn): you want, me to convince you to incease my stats? in that case, woundn't my bot reapir/knolwelge be high because of my job?
Ath-R-TAR-1: exept me
(GM Takyn -> Ath-R-TAR-1): Hmm. Possibly.
(Ath-R-TAR-1 -> GM Takyn): lol
(Ath-R-TAR-1 -> GM Takyn): will we gat any tics?
GM Takyn: Athatar, Jazzer, Fargmania, Elle-R, Elkin, Mike Lemmer, Costin-U-MOR...
Standback: Ath, if an Ultraviolet says it's an all-star lineup, and you're in it, there's a very obvious conclusion to be drawn here. Are you arguing with it?
(GM Takyn -> Ath-R-TAR-1): I can't keep track of 18 tics :|
Ath-R-TAR-1: lol
(Ath-R-TAR-1 -> GM Takyn): lol
Standback: Wunderbar...
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Will-O-WSP-1: Hi.
Standback: Elkin's *brilliant*. And I love everything Jazzer writes. Seeing those two competing should be great
Ath-R-TAR-1: welcome!!
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Girdag: hey
GM Takyn: Howdy.
Standback: The others are all great too - I'm just less familiar ;)\
Girdag: ooh....shiny
Will-O-WSP-1: Ouch. Am I against Jazzer?
Ath-R-TAR-1: which games you been in stand?
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Fieari-U-PNX-1: Hello...
GM Takyn: Fieari!
Fieari-U-PNX-1: I made it back in time!
GM Takyn: Hooray!
* Ath-R-TAR-1 greets fierai *
GM Takyn: Your pasword is Fieari.
GM Takyn: Original, no?
Fieari-U-PNX-1: Which character?
Fieari-U-PNX-1: Right.
GM Takyn: Fieari.
Fieari-U-PNX-1: Haha
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(Sun Aug 29 11:41:35 EST 2004)
(GM Takyn -> Fieari-R-PNX-1): You want a different character name?
(Fieari-R-PNX-1 -> GM Takyn): This'll be fine
Standback: And of course, a most talented GM is a welcome part of the program as well ;)
(GM Takyn -> Fieari-R-PNX-1): Alrighty.
Girdag: heh
Standback: [/licking]
GM Takyn: Thank you. Your fate hasn't changed.
GM Takyn: Sadly, Moto isn't going to make it. Ah well..
Standback: Yeah, yeah. I'm not even going to be around for the whole thing.
Fieari-R-PNX-1: So, the new version of JParanoia has a MOTD?
Standback: This *will* be doubly-triply-quintuply logged, right?
GM Takyn: Of course.
Standback: Never doubted it for an instant.
Will-O-WSP-1: Standback, any chance you'll make it to the dual game?
GM Takyn: Players will need to send me their logs so I can snicker at all the scheming.
Fieari-R-PNX-1: Hehe.
(Ath-R-TAR-1 -> GM Takyn): also woundn't survival be a high skill seeing as we survived my first troubleshooting duty with all clones?
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Standback: Oooo. Will the good parts of those be put into the final log as well?
Fieari-R-PNX-1: Also, although I didn't sign up for the Paranoiathon, think people'll be sick of it after all the current festivities? While at the wedding, I thought up a killer scenario...
(GM Takyn -> Ath-R-TAR-1): Wow, you're really trying, aren't you.
Will-O-WSP-1: The dual game's got a plot that could easily translate into a LARP for the con.
(Ath-R-TAR-1 -> GM Takyn): lol
(GM Takyn -> Ath-R-TAR-1): We'll see.
Standback: ::needs a LARP for *his* con::
Will-O-WSP-1 . o O ( is Elkin. )
Will-O-WSP-1 . o O ( Other slash. )
GM Takyn: Oh dear... LARPing...
Fieari-R-PNX-1: Hey! Elkin! My main man!
Standback: Elkin!
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GM Takyn: Told you guys it was an all-star lineup.
Standback: What's the dual game?
Fieari-R-PNX-1: It is indeed! This rocks.
* Ath-R-TAR-1 looks worried, all these GREAT paranoia players and me!! *
Will-O-WSP-1: Me and Mike-U (one of the founding fathers of Paranoia-Live) will be running a game on two servers after the interview with Varney.
Fieari-R-PNX-1: Who's Ath?
Ath-R-TAR-1: athatar
Standback: Ath, the Ultravoilet SAID that-- oh, never mind. We've been through this already.
Fieari-R-PNX-1: I'm not sure I know you...
Ath-R-TAR-1: you prob don't
Standback: Oh, wow... that sounds very fun
Standback: Elkin, what time does that come out?
Ath-R-TAR-1: been in a few of dee's
Will-O-WSP-1: 23:00 to 3:00, GMT+3.
Standback: I may be mistaken, but I do believe we're GMT +2.
Will-O-WSP-1: Anyway, this Jeopardy looks like it's going to seriously rock. I'll be away for a bit while I'm putting the finishing touches to my game.
Will-O-WSP-1: Daylight saving hours. We're living by the Zionist time.
Ath-R-TAR-1: it does sound fun, looking forward to it
GM Takyn: DST, my mortal enemy...
Standback: Anyhoo... wish I could. If I could just kick my parents out of the house so they don't murder me for staying on the comp 4 hours till 3am...
Ath-R-TAR-1: lol ditto
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Fieari-R-PNX-1: Welcome observers.
Noon BLue APples: /waves
Pete-R-NLD: hello
* Ath-R-TAR-1 waves back *
Standback: /ripples
Noon BLue APples: oops! First time running JParanoia
Noon BLue APples: \waves
GM Takyn: Three players and six observers and we're still 40 minutes away from go-time
Territan: Hello Fieari-R...
Territan: And hello Takyn.
Standback: Ooooo - now I can ask without fear of repurcussion:
GM Takyn: Observers can't do actions/thoughts/speech
Territan: I just wanted to get a good seat, that's all. :)
Noon BLue APples: Ah IC
Standback: How DOES one do the action and thought tags? When one's a player, that is?
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 actions *
Fieari-R-PNX-1 . o O ( thinks )
Fieari-R-PNX-1: /actions
Fieari-R-PNX-1: \thinks
Territan: That should have been on the jParanoia startup screen. ', \, and /.
GM Takyn: I don't think anyone has ever read that screen.
Territan: Except me, obviously. :)
Ath-R-TAR-1: look at the top of this proragam it tells you when you open it
Standback: Yes, well, you're assuming I bothered to read the screen.
Standback: Thanks Fieari. :)
Llywelyn: but I can't read!
Llywelyn: wait...
Territan: FC takes the time to produce screens like that, we as good citizens should take the time to read it!
Standback: Blundering about in ignorance is far more fun and excitement than reading boring old instruction manuals. The Computer says so.
Ath-R-TAR-1: lol
Llywelyn: "When in doubt, push buttons until something happens"
Noon BLue APples: When in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout (then give it a good kick for extra points)
Ath-R-TAR-1: when in doubt run away!!
Fieari-R-PNX-1: Nonono.
Fieari-R-PNX-1: The quote is:
Llywelyn: when in danger or in doubt
Fieari-R-PNX-1: "When in danger, or in doubt; Run in circles, scream and shout."
Territan: A time-honored tradition when no instructions are available, yes. See also "Voyage to See what's On the Bottom."
Llywelyn: Heinlein, right?
* GM Takyn is polishing up the corners of the game... Fieari, you're in charge until I get back *
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 lords it over all the others. *
Fieari-R-PNX-1 screams, "Dance! Dance you pathetic FOOLS!!!!"
Llywelyn: *smiles happily*
* Ath-R-TAR-1 looks small so he won't be seen *
Territan: Absolutely, you can't have the player characters run through by dull, dingy flat corners, nosirree!
Standback: ::would dance, but he's an observer, so he can't do actions::
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Fieari-R-PNX-1: Hello Observer THR.
Standback: Hi, THR! We're dancing for Fieari!
THR: Hey hey
Standback: You can do my bit.
Noon BLue APples: *lacks the proper balance to dance*
THR: dancing, eh
Fieari-R-PNX-1 says, "Yes. Mwahahahahaha."
THR: *boogies all night long*
Noon BLue APples: *left foot, right foot, wobble, CRASH*
Standback: Specifically, pathetic foolish dancing.
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 starts taking potshots at those refusing to dance *
THR: *me does the robot*
THR: hey! Where did that me come from!
Standback: Hey, Fieari, can *I* be in charge?
THR: I've been spending too much time on IRC :O
Standback: For just, like, a minute?
Fieari-R-PNX-1 says, "Let me think about that....."
Fieari-R-PNX-1 says, "Hmmmmmmmm....."
Standback: *ducks*
Fieari-R-PNX-1 says, "I'll grant you ONE and ONLY ONE command that does not involve me."
THR: So what's -REALLY- going on here?
Fieari-R-PNX-1 says, "I'm in charge until the GM returns from polishing the corners of the game."
Standback: SWEET! >:)
Llywelyn: Fieari has been granted authority by Friend Computer.
Territan: Well THR, it's not quite game-time yet, so we're just gathering, like the cormorants before a large storm.
THR: right
THR: Seems that JP games have been picking up since I last played
Llywelyn: or lemmings before a video game
THR: I could never find a game at this hour before
Fieari-R-PNX-1: Well, it's the Paranoiathon.
* GM Takyn peeks in, sees dancing, snickers, and ducks out again *
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THR: Paranoiathon?
THR: Sounds like much death is involved :P
Fieari-R-PNX-1: Yep. Check paranoia-live.net
Standback: We will now play a Fun and Humorous Game, Citizens! It is very educational.
THR: Death, commies and destruction
Fieari-R-PNX-1: Notice: There'll be an additional game after the current games, or possibly during a later game, that is not listed. I didn't sign up as an OFFICIAL gm in time, due to going to a wedding, but I'll be doing it anyway if I have players.
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Ath-R-TAR-1: what time?
Fieari-R-PNX-1 says, "Welcome, Citizen Jazzer."
THR: It would be like Three Funerals and a Wedding
THR: only
Jazzer: Hi
Standback: From this point onwards, any time anybody says the word "over", everybody needs to say "Fishrock."
THR: Three commie mutants and a wedding
THR: :P
Llywelyn: Fishrock
Standback: Anyone but Fieari to fail to say "Fishrock" when necessary is obviously a Commie Mutant Traitor.
Fieari-R-PNX-1: Ath: Depends on whether or not I'm playing in the double-game or not. If I am, it'll take place immediately afterwards. If not, during that time.
Standback: Saying "Fishrock" unnecesarily is both confusing and treasonous.
Standback: Any questions?
THR: Fishstone!
THR: Oh wait
Territan: What's a fish? And what's a rock?
Llywelyn: is that a kind of tire?
Ath-R-TAR-1: ahh too late then
THR: look! A goose!
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 takes aim at THR.... *
Territan: Where?
Standback: A "fi" is a latin character. A "shrock" is a kind of cap.
THR: ah
Standback: Where have you knowledge of fish or rocks, citizen?
Fieari-R-PNX-1 says, "I'm sure that information is WELL above his security clearance."
GM Takyn: Jazzer! When did you sneak in? Your spot's open.
Territan: I have none. That's why I asked.
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Fieari-R-PNX-1 says, "Asking questions above your security clearance is treason."
Standback: Your excuse has been noted, Territan.
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Territan: How do I learn what's over fishrock my security clearance if I don't ask?
Fieari-R-PNX-1: We're going to have quite a few observers, I can just tell.
Standback: Addendum: ALL questions are over your security clearence.
Max-R-MIZ-1: Baying hordes.
Llywelyn: Is asking about fishrock over my security clearence?
GM Takyn: We've got 8 already.
Jaqenn: \ bay
Territan: CBaying Hordes.
GM Takyn: And don't forget my warning, observers. I mean it.
Standback: Fishrock!
GM Takyn: Of course you're all "free" until the game starts.
Fieari-R-PNX-1: You may hypothetically ask if a hypotherical question that might be asked by some hypothetical clone would be over that hypothetical clone's security clearance.
Jaqenn: is a riot within the studio audiance acceptable?
Standback: Fishrock!
Territan: Fishrock!
GM Takyn: Absolutely not.
Llywelyn: Fishrock
Jaqenn: okie
Standback: *zaps everybody but Llywelyn*
GM Takyn: Ceiling-mounted laser cannons would silence the audience permanently.
Territan: How about a Cold Fun Fight?
Standback: **but Terr gets one zap less**
Standback: I don't know. How about it indeed?
Llywelyn: (first game of Paranoia I've observed... ever)
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GM Takyn: Do you really want to risk anything to disrupt a high-clearance game show? There's a lot of very influential people who'd think nothing of vaporizing an entire crowd if a speck of sortafood got on their monitor.
Xai: you havn't started have you?
Max-R-MIZ-1: This one might be a little different from the norm.
Standback: Weren't you around at the retro game yesterday, L?
Territan: You picked a bad time to start, Llywelyn. This oneis going to be strange.
GM Takyn: Nope, still 23 minutes.
Xai: ahh, good
Standback: ...but, very very fun!
Standback: ...not that others aren't of course.
Standback: Takyn: just how *does* an audience respond?
GM Takyn: Cheers.
Llywelyn: Heh, *ran* two games about a year ago, but...
Standback: (aren't fun, that is. Also aren't strange, come to think of it.)
Territan: I'd imagine vague support, light taunting when people get easy answers wrong... public shaming is a big part of these televised spectacles.
Standback: Do we get to hurl taunts?
Llywelyn: cheers, jeers, boos and laughs?
Xai: so, any clues as to what this is going to be about?
Xai: hehe
Standback: or just to *hurl taunts*?
Xai: may we hurl sharp objects at the contestants?
Xai: that'd be fun
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 back from obtaining Lasagna. *
Xai: mmm, lasagna
Ath-R-TAR-1: is it going to be like the cristal maze or something like that?
Xai: mmm, crystal maze
GM Takyn: The Crystal Maze, there's a blast from the past. No.
Xai: crystal maze rocked when baldy presented it
Ath-R-TAR-1: great program that
Xai: gone downhill from there
Xai: /dreams of the good ole' days
Fieari-R-PNX-1: So, GM... question: if this is a high clearance game show, why am I wearing red?
Dorward: Richard O'Brian was great. I almost had bunnies when he showed up in the D&D movie.
GM Takyn: Read the background on the character sheet.
Xai: bunnies?
Xai: hehe
GM Takyn: It explains a lot.
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* Ath-R-TAR-1 shudders at the though of people giving birth to rabbits *
GM Takyn: Elle! Trouble?
Elle: Hey tak, what's the password?
GM Takyn: baka
Elle: Oh yeah...I set it, didn't I? ;p
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GM Takyn: Yep. ;)
Standback: Hey, what about *audience yells 'Fishrock'*?
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CommaToes: (are we allowed to out of character talk before the game starts?)
Ann-O-REO-1: There.
GM Takyn: Yes.
CommaToes: ah good
Xai: so, about hurling things...
Standback: Comma, we are indeed.
GM Takyn: You have nothing to hurl.
Xai: damn
CommaToes: can we hurl our fellow clones?
GM Takyn: You, all INFRAREDs, were scanned and drugged very throughly before you were let into the studio.
Standback: Ack. Slight lag.
Xai: aww.
CommaToes: ah, that makes sense
Xai: wait
Territan: Only mutants could hurl them hard enough to get them up onto the stage.
Xai: drugged?
GM Takyn: Yes.
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* Ath-R-TAR-1 laughs at the infareds *
Noon BLue APples: The Computer doesn't trust us IR types with sharp objects - wonder why
Jaqenn: so will the audience have mutant powers?
CommaToes: do we get PP for acting drugged?
GM Takyn: Of course, INFRAREDs are always drugged, but...
Territan: These days, television audiences *have* to be a little drugged up to enjoy themselves.
Loke: Hi
GM Takyn: No.
Standback: hi loke
Xai: meh, it's a living
CommaToes: mutants are treason
Standback: Treason is treason.
CommaToes: *starts the wave*
Xai: really?
CommaToes: /o/
Standback: **ripples**
Xai: didn't know
GM Takyn: And the security here is high enough that if you break out o your drug-induced haze you realize it'd be suicide to try anything another than cheers or boos.
Xai: ripples
Llywelyn: improper subject verb agreement is treason.
CommaToes: cheers
Xai: huzzah! suicide! Joy!
(Fieari-R-PNX-1 -> GM Takyn): So, if I choose the illuminati as my SS, will they be able to contact me telepathically? Say, to prompt me with answers? I'm thinking "Phone a Friend" lifeline here...
CommaToes: /o/ /o/ /o/ /o/ o o o o o o o
CommaToes: o o o o /o/ /o/ /o/ /o/ o o o
Xai: the term 'lol' is, infact a...
Loke: What about TICS, is there a fixed list or is up to the players.
Territan: I just got this mental image of Internal Security guys wandering the crowd with trays full of pharmaceuticals, and one guy standing up and calling out "Yo, drug man! Over here!"
Llywelyn: did we ever get clarification on jeers?
CommaToes: o o o o o o o /o/ /o/ /o/
Territan: Fishrock!
Xai: sighs
Standback: fishrock!
(GM Takyn -> Fieari-R-PNX-1): If you choose the Illuminati as your secret society, you woke up this morning with a piece of paper on your face: "Smooth move. Good luck."
Llywelyn: Fishrock
Xai: sighs
Xai: sighs
Noon BLue APples: Fishrock!
CommaToes: I have no clue what's going on.
GM Takyn: Jeers are permitted, as long as they aren't disruptive/aimed at the people with weapons.
Standback: ::gives Xai demerit for excessive sighing::
(Fieari-R-PNX-1 -> GM Takyn): Ah. That definitely sucks. The deck sure seems stacked.
Territan: A little earlier, CommaToes, Standback started a semantic game.
CommaToes: ahh
Fieari-R-PNX-1: The question is, will that semantic game be over by the time the game starts....
Territan: Fishrock!
(GM Takyn -> Fieari-R-PNX-1): That's why I said it probably wouldn't matter. You're high-clearance entertainment, and no SS is going to risk disrupting that for low-level members.
Noon BLue APples: Fishrock!
Llywelyn: Fishrock
Xai: DAMN YOU, it's not fishrock, it's a... palindrome
Standback: Fishrock!
Xai: huzzah!
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GM Takyn: Yes, it will be.
Xai: lol is a palindrome!
CommaToes: the palendrome of fishrock would be kcorhsif
Standback: ::Gives Xai a demerit for cursing::
GM Takyn: In fact, it's over now. Any more fishrock and observers are silenced.
Xai: aww.
Standback: Um. Never mind that, then.
Ann-O-REO-1: So what other players have arrived so far? Forum names.
Territan: Fi- oh, wait...
Xai: can i curse in foriegn languages?
Ath-R-TAR-1: athatar
Territan: On the Forums, I'm known as ...Territan. Go fig.
Fieari-R-PNX-1: You should be able to guess mine.
CommaToes: umm, my forum name is different from my JP name
Standback: Yes. And then you get demerits in foreign languages.\
CommaToes: I'm CuddlePuppy on the forums
Xai: ooo, let's try!
Xai: essen mein shizer!
Xai: mmhmm
Ann-O-REO-1: Meaning not including the peanut gallery. ~_~
Standback: Inglestock 3 mershenstein!
Xai: damn.
Loke: Armleuchter!!
Standback: ::Demerit::
CommaToes: I'm more of a cashew
Xai: arrrghhh!
Standback: ::Kochelsberger!::
Will-O-WSP-1: Herr Xai, bitte, meinen sie ihre sprache, oder....
* Will-O-WSP-1 is back. *
Dorward: This is the first time I've used JParanoia; could somebody tell me what the icons in the lower right mean? Or tell me where I can find a manual that explains? I've seen a speech bubble, which I guess means I'm not silenced. And from time to time a blue square with a question mark in it shows up... then goes away again. I have no idea what that one is.
Xai: um... yeah!
CommaToes: tabernaque!
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GM Takyn: Greetings!
Fieari-R-PNX-1: Lav-O-LMP... who are you?
Standback: ::englesque un capitaine shon ersmine::
CommaToes: Dor, the ? means the GM is saying something
Xai: i'm Xai. (btw)
Lav-O-LMP-1: Wouldn't you like to know...
CommaToes: The ! means that the GM is saying something in private
GM Takyn: Hehehehehe....
Fieari-R-PNX-1: I would very much.
Dorward: CommaToes: Ah ha. Thank-you.
Max-R-MIZ-1: A no-good Commie probably.
Standback: ::Wanders off to put little sibling to bed. Will return.::
GM Takyn: You all are.
GM Takyn: Read your backgrounds.
Max-R-MIZ-1: I was right though.
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GM Takyn: Greetings!
Xai: brb everyone
Lav-O-LMP-1: afk - brb
Ath-R-TAR-1: helloooo there
Neil-O-GIN-1: Whoa. Lots of targets.
Will-O-WSP-1: I'm going to grab something to eat, and be back in a minute. Don't start without me.
GM Takyn: Maybe.
(Ann-O-REO-1 -> GM Takyn): Ok... *pondering*
(GM Takyn -> Ann-O-REO-1): Yes?
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Ath-R-TAR-1: how many ppl are we waiting for?
GM Takyn: 2 more players.
Ath-R-TAR-1: k
Will-O-WSP-1: It's going to get crowded. I pity the GM and all the PMs he'll have to deal with.
GM Takyn: Yes, crowded....
(Will-O-WSP-1 -> GM Takyn): Will narrow specialities be used in this game?
(GM Takyn -> Will-O-WSP-1): No. Make judicious use of PPs.
* Ath-R-TAR-1 pitys GM *
(Will-O-WSP-1 -> GM Takyn): Goodie. How much do we start with?
(Ann-O-REO-1 -> GM Takyn): In her service firm, Ann would usualy get picked on to do the heavy lifting jobs. Most of those were taken in the form of dares. "Hey Ann, bet you can't pick that thing up" "Oh yeah? I'll do it" And it would be picked up, with much grunting and sweating (cont...)
Fieari-R-PNX-1: I think the largest game I've run so far was 8.
Neil-O-GIN-1: With all these players, do we have enough observers out there?
Territan: Observer Roll Call?
Fieari-R-PNX-1: 8 is tricky.
(GM Takyn -> Will-O-WSP-1): Undisclosed. But you'll be earning them very often.
Max-R-MIZ-1: Oh, there's a few observers I think.
(GM Takyn -> Ann-O-REO-1): *snicker*
(Will-O-WSP-1 -> GM Takyn): Good enough for me. *rubs hands in anticipation*
GM Takyn: That's why there's serious limitations on this game.
Fieari-R-PNX-1: A fair number.
GM Takyn: 11 observers so far..
(Ann-O-REO-1 -> GM Takyn): Sadistic Orange supervisor: "Hey Ann, get that" *pointing to a load too big for her to easily handle" "Yeah, sure" (finaly gets it after several hours, but orders are orders. Her supervisors had a ball watching her.
(Ann-O-REO-1 -> GM Takyn): As a result, she's gotten preaty darn strong over time
(Ann-O-REO-1 -> GM Takyn): Worth a few more violence points, ya think?
Fieari-R-PNX-1: The new JParanoia software is a huge improvement...
Neil-O-GIN-1: ...Whoa.
* Ath-R-TAR-1 turns and looks out on all 11 observers streching out into the distance *
(GM Takyn -> Ann-O-REO-1): Possibly. Don't forget to drop me a note about it whenever you're doing anything that you think it would qualify for.
Max-R-MIZ-1: Ugly, ain't they?
CommaToes: /o/
CommaToes: \o\
Ath-R-TAR-1: yep
CommaToes: /o/
CommaToes: \o\
* Will-O-WSP-1 gets his Infrared repellant spray ready. *
Loke: Aims at Ath
CommaToes: hey - ho hey - ho
(Ann-O-REO-1 -> GM Takyn): Aw, only a possibly? Anyway...
(GM Takyn -> Ann-O-REO-1): Well, I might forget.
Paul-R-ICE has attempted to login!
--- Paul-R-ICE-1 (Paul-R-ICE) has joined ---
(Sun Aug 29 12:28:25 EST 2004)
GM Takyn: Greetings!
GM Takyn: The last person we are waiting for told me he might not make it. If he's not here in 7 or so minutes, I'll consider throwing it to one of the ravenous observer hordes.
Jaqenn: *ravens*
Ann-O-REO-1: Would that person be Mike-U?
GM Takyn: I'm not telling.
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 obtains a plastic sheet, to prepare for the galleger-style spray that will ensue. *
Lav-O-LMP-1: Ooh! Make 'em fight for the spot!
Will-O-WSP-1: Mike is online.
Ann-O-REO-1: Never mind, he just connected
Xai: hi there!
GM Takyn: But really, thanks to all the players for showing up. This really is an all-star lineup.
Xai: i'm back!
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 takes a bow, but keeps an eye on the others while doing so. Stays alert. *
Ann-O-REO-1: Players: I like knowing who's who, those that havent already said. ^_^ (<---Elle)
* Ath-R-TAR-1 hides behind fieari *
GM Takyn: Players, if you have not yet done so, you definitely should read through the Background on your character sheet.
(Ann-O-REO-1 -> GM Takyn): Also, toss Ann into PSION
Neil-O-GIN-1: Bet you $10 Who-R-YOU is Kojiro.
* Lav-O-LMP-1 likes being anonymous - it adds to the fear. *
(GM Takyn -> Ann-O-REO-1): Mmkay. You'll ahve to remind me of that if you ever expect it to be useful, though.
GM Takyn: If any observer wants to get the shot, you should go read the background as well in the JEOPARDY! XP! Signups! Now! topic in the Mission Alert forum./
* Paul-R-ICE-1 mutters to himself *
(Ann-O-REO-1 -> GM Takyn): And before she enters the studio, she leaves a mental note for her Controll describing her strange feeling about her mutation and asking what it might be.
* Max-R-MIZ-1 listens carefully to Paul-R's mutterings *
* Ath-R-TAR-1 trys not to look TOO confused *
* Lav-O-LMP-1 writes down Paul's mutterings *
CommaToes: holds up his "Friend Computer" Pennant
(GM Takyn -> Ann-O-REO-1): You get a very quick reply: Mutation Repressor. You're screwed. Good luck.
CommaToes: *and puts on his #1 hand*
* Max-R-MIZ-1 looks around at the combots and Vulture Warriors. *
Xai: ah. Great pennant. Depicts our benevolent leader
* Will-O-WSP-1 forces memebers of the audiance to cheer. At gunpoint. *
* GM Takyn taps his foot impatiently for last remaining player *
CommaToes: Whoo!!!
Xai: huzzah!
(Ann-O-REO-1 -> GM Takyn): No more need be said.
Jaqenn: WOOOOO!
Territan: Yay!
Llywelyn: yay!
* Ath-R-TAR-1 waves at the camra *
Neil-O-GIN-1: Gunpoint? You don't have a gun.
CommaToes: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Xai: HUZZAH! (huzzah is better)
Jaqenn: (he used his finger in his jacket)
Territan: *waves a banner with something you can't read because it's upside-down.*
Neil-O-GIN-1: What do you do, point your finger and them and make *blammy* noises?
Xai: *tips his hat*
Will-O-WSP-1: Yeah. And the poor saps fall for it.
Xai: g'daycycle
Fieari-R-PNX-1: What do they know. They're IR.
* Ath-R-TAR-1 wishes he had some of thoses ir drugs *
Ann-O-REO-1: They're stoned to high dome.
Xai: hehe
Jaqenn: *raises his "I Abuse!" banner*
CommaToes: *puts on his rainbow wig and flashes his "Friend Computer 3:16" sign*
Max-R-MIZ-1: There's a whole of Happypills out there.
Fieari-R-PNX-1: They can't tell their arse from a tacnuke.
Xai: i'm drugged
GM Takyn: Right. Seems Koe-U-GEO won't be joining us after all. Unfortunate, that.
Territan: Hooray! Will-O called us sappes!
Xai: nd loving it!
Who-R-YOU has been replaced by Puns-R-FUN
Jaqenn: tacnukes are less cushy
Territan: I think I sat on a tacnuke once...
Llywelyn: but useful in a tight spot.
Lav-O-LMP-1 . o O ( Punlover! )
* Ath-R-TAR-1 looks at puns in hatred *
GM Takyn: First observer who read the background and can guess the password gets the slot. The password hint is: "What is power?"
Fieari-R-PNX-1: Watch it guys... we have an IR that may not be as drugged as he lets on....
Max-R-MIZ-1: I hope Gamma Varney isn't observing this. He'll have a stroke.
Will-O-WSP-1: Ooh, that's evil, Takyn.
CommaToes: *dies of happiness overdose*
GM Takyn: I know. :D
Ann-O-REO-1: Because of the Zap! quotient?
Observer Xai has disconnected.
Max-R-MIZ-1: The puns. Oh, the puns.
GM Takyn: Puns-R-FUN.
CommaToes: Poult-R-GST
Puns-R-FUN has attempted to login!
GM Takyn: Regardless of what Allen thinks.
Territan: Panz-R-LDR
Puns-R-FUN has attempted to login!
Lav-O-LMP-1: Your such a card. You'll have to be dealt with.
Observer Loke has disconnected.
CommaToes: Butt-R-BAL
Puns-R-FUN has attempted to login!
GM Takyn: Are no other observers going for the open slot?
Observer Xai has joined.
CommaToes: or mine yesterday
Xai: i tried
CommaToes: Semp-R-FYE
Xai: cant get it
GM Takyn: Sigh.
Observer CommaToes has disconnected.
Lav-O-LMP-1: Points for trying!
Territan: *dares not compete with the current pack*
Xai: i really wanna!
GM Takyn: Power is Power. A message from your friends at Power Services.
Puns-R-FUN has attempted to login!
Observer Xai has disconnected.
Jaqenn: lol
* Paul-R-ICE-1 notes treasonous condemnation of Takyn's comments about Gamme Varney *
Puns-R-FUN has attempted to login!
Puns-R-FUN has attempted to login!
Observer CommaToes has joined.
--- Puns-R-FUN-1 (Xai) has joined ---
(Sun Aug 29 12:38:19 EST 2004)
Puns-R-FUN-1: YES!
Fieari-R-PNX-1: Hehe!
Ath-R-TAR-1: hello xai
CommaToes: someone got it
Puns-R-FUN-1: I GOT IT!
Max-R-MIZ-1: What can expect from IR'?. Apart from occasional drooling.
GM Takyn: Right, Xai, if you haven't, read the background.
CommaToes: what was it?
Puns-R-FUN-1: ok
Puns-R-FUN-1: hang on
* Lav-O-LMP-1 notes Paul-R's comments about our glorious GM *
Observer Loke has joined.
GM Takyn: Now, we're beginning. Two things:
GM Takyn: 1.OBSERVERS: You are playing a character: the game show's audience. This means your only talking should be like the audience. NO OUT OF GAME TALKING OR ALL OBSERVRS SHALL BE SILENCED. Thank you.
GM Takyn: 2. I would like all PLAYERS, not observers, to tell me your forum name, either in main or in PM as you wish,for the records.
Ath-R-TAR-1: athatar
* Will-O-WSP-1 is Elkin (El-R-KIN). *
Fieari-R-PNX-1: Fieari-U-PNX-1
Max-R-MIZ-1: Jazzer
Lav-O-LMP-1 . o O ( you should put that in your starting announcement, in case new observers login )
GM Takyn . o O ( it is. )
Ann-O-REO-1: Elle here
Puns-R-FUN-1: Xai
Puns-R-FUN-1: still reading
Neil-O-GIN-1: Mike-U-LEM
Paul-R-ICE-1: Costin-U
Lav-O-LMP-1: Fargmania
GM Takyn: Excellent.
GM Takyn: --- GAME ON ---
GM Takyn: And the next day, you were dragged from your holding cell through the very high levels of security at this high-clearance studio, placed behind seperate podiums on a stage surrounded by warbots, Vulture Troopers, ceiling-mounted laser cannons, and a drugged INFRARED audience. A sophisticated BLUE clone with a glint in his eye stood behind his own podium, placed directly in front of a gigantic video screen displaying Friend Comptuer's eye and the name of the game show, all too appropriate...
GM Takyn: JEOPARDY! XP!
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 trembles, appropriatly *
GM Takyn: Its only a couple minutes until show time. Stage crew, nearly all of them BLUE or above, are bustling around, doing various things. The BLUE clearance citizen behind the podium is carefully arranging some notecards. The only people paying attention to you are the rows of BLUE troopers, who are paying quite close attention to the convicted traitors on stage.
* Ath-R-TAR-1 legs start shaking *
* Will-O-WSP-1 smiles nervously. *
* Puns-R-FUN-1 looks around nervously *
* Max-R-MIZ-1 waves tentativily *
* Paul-R-ICE-1 keeps a stiff upper lip *
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 takes deep, calming breaths *
* Lav-O-LMP-1 grins happily *
GM Takyn: You suddenly notice the show's INDIGO producer running toward you. Wait a sec... that's Holl-I-WUD! You've always loved his shows! Especially "Bake the Traitor", where they take convicted traitors and kill them slowly in all sorts of interesting ways... hmm... actually, now that YOU are a convicted traitor, his shows don't seem as fun as they used to.
Holl-I-WUD shouts, "Traitors! Hey, traitors!"
* Ann-O-REO-1 whispers tomseting to Niel-O *
Ath-R-TAR-1 says, "um......yes?"
Puns-R-FUN-1 shouts, "er... hi!"
* Max-R-MIZ-1 looks at Lav-0 *
* Will-O-WSP-1 looks around, waiting for the others to answer. *
Fieari-R-PNX-1 shouts, "Hey! Look! It's Holl-I-WUD!"
Fieari-R-PNX-1 shouts, "He's my favorite!"
Puns-R-FUN-1 shouts, "um... i love your shows!"
Neil-O-GIN-1 says, "Now now, what kind of way is that to start a relationship?"
* Lav-O-LMP-1 grins at Max-R *
Fieari-R-PNX-1 says, "Well, besides Teela-O-MLY..."
Holl-I-WUD says, "Aw, thanks. Always warms my heart to hear a fan of my shows."
Will-O-WSP-1 shouts, "Wow, Holl! I've loved 'The Slaughter Boat'!"
Max-R-MIZ-1 says, "Yeah! Bake the Traitor is the best..."
Fieari-R-PNX-1 shouts, "Wheel Of Death was GREAT!"
Holl-I-WUD says, "You guys ready for your big premiere?"
Max-R-MIZ-1 says, "Can you get us some tickets sometime?"
* Ann-O-REO-1 smiles and turns her attention to Holl-I *
Neil-O-GIN-1 shouts, "Why? We got front row seats here!"
Max-R-MIZ-1 shouts, "Oh yeah!"
Paul-R-ICE-1 says, "As ready as I'll ever be"
Puns-R-FUN-1 says, "of course sir"
Fieari-R-PNX-1 says, "Woohoo! Am I EVER ready."
Ath-R-TAR-1 says, "i think so sir, ppl are we ready?"
Holl-I-WUD says, "Right. Just a couple of things. Make sure you follow Tre-B's instructions carefully. He's a bit of a stickler for rules, and it's no fun when you die before you get to the Combat Round."
GM Takyn: You look over where Holl-I was pointing. The BLUE-clearance clone behind the podium has an intelligent face but a hard gleam in his eye that suggests that, even though he's seen hundreds of deaths on his show, he takes special care to enjoy each and every one.
Will-O-WSP-1 shouts, "Ooh, combat round! Holl, you're the best!"
Puns-R-FUN-1 says, "i concour"
Ann-O-REO-1: "I'm *very* ready.
Ath-R-TAR-1 says, "ditto"
* Ann-O-REO-1 grins. *
Fieari-R-PNX-1 shouts, "IndEED!"
* Max-R-MIZ-1 smiles and nods *
Holl-I-WUD says, "Also, in the Combat Rounds, make sure you get lots of exciting kills in. We've all seen someone get blasted in the head with a laser a millions times, okay? Do some interesting stuff. And make sure you use some good tag lines. Gotta give the clones variety, you know."
Fieari-R-PNX-1 says, "I can do that."
* Neil-O-GIN-1 just hmmms and looks at the stage *
* Paul-R-ICE-1 restrains a barely hidden snear *
Ath-R-TAR-1 says, "if you say so sir"
* Will-O-WSP-1 practices his catchphrases. *
* Ann-O-REO-1 flexes her arms, well muscled from doing all sorts of heavy lifting for Qual-I-TEE *
Will-O-WSP-1 says, "Is the Computer your friend too, traitor?"
* Lav-O-LMP-1 counts his fingers *
* Will-O-WSP-1 points his finger and says 'BLAM!' *
Max-R-MIZ-1 says, "Die scum... no. Take that, you... no..."
Holl-I-WUD says, "That's a good one, Will-O. Like that. Good stuff. Prime-time stuff."
Puns-R-FUN-1 shouts, "ahhh! dont do that!"
Holl-I-WUD shouts, "You guys look like a good a group of traitors as we ever had. Good luck! ... Oh, and don't forget to bleed a lot!"
* Puns-R-FUN-1 shakes with hilarious fear *
* Holl-I-WUD dashes off *
Neil-O-GIN-1 says, "Should we-"
Puns-R-FUN-1 says, "um... ok?"
Neil-O-GIN-1 says, "Stupid producers. Always in a hurry."
Ann-O-REO-1: Don't worry, I'll make sure everyone bleeds a lot.
Will-O-WSP-1 says, "What a wonderful guy. Aren't we all happy to be in his show?"
Neil-O-GIN-1 says, "Just remember to hurl yourself off a ledge when you bite it."
Puns-R-FUN-1 . o O ( mental note. bleed a lot )
Ath-R-TAR-1 says, "um........if you sya so sir"
Neil-O-GIN-1 shouts, "Nothing like bones crunching to pieces to incite the crowd!"
Max-R-MIZ-1 . o O ( mental note: Make Puns-R bleed a lot )
GM Takyn: The BLUE-clearance clone looks up, sneers at you, and then arranges himself behind his podium.
GM Takyn: The lights dim, and Holl-I-WUD whispers, "We're on."
Ath-R-TAR-1 says, "we are?"
Fieari-R-PNX-1 . o O ( mental note: Stand behind Max-R-MIZ as he makes Puns-R bleed a lot )
Puns-R-FUN-1 says, "shut up..."
Announcer-Bot says, "Coming to you live from Holl-I-WUD's studios in brightly-lit CAL sector..."
* Lav-O-LMP-1 turns smile up a notch. *
The Computer says, "THIS"
The Computer says, "IS"
The Computer shouts, "JEOPARDY! XP!"
Jaqenn: *wild cheering*
CommaToes: woo!!!!
CommaToes: Yay!
Puns-R-FUN-1 shouts, "HUZZAH!"
Noon BLue APples: *wild cheering*
* Max-R-MIZ-1 stands to attention and opens grin to maximum width *
Territan: Aaah! Loud! Bright! Yay!
* Will-O-WSP-1 cheers and smiles until his lips hurt. *
Llywelyn: huzzah!
GM Takyn: The crowd cheers wildly! (Hint, hint, crowd)
CommaToes: I love you FC!
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 waves to the camera *
CommaToes: whooooo!!!
* Neil-O-GIN-1 just grins evilly *
Territan: *applauds*
Llywelyn: *applauds more*
* Puns-R-FUN-1 bows *
* Ann-O-REO-1 grins, waves *
Noon BLue APples: *applauds*
Announcer-Bot says, "And now, here's the star of our show, "The Al-LECKS" Tre-B-ECK! "
* Puns-R-FUN-1 waves to FC *
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 golf claps, like a good player should *
* Max-R-MIZ-1 waves to camera *
Jaqenn: Hi mom! Meaning FC!
CommaToes: *whistles*
(Ann-O-REO-1 -> GM Takyn): I step on the toe of the clone nearest me
(GM Takyn -> Ann-O-REO-1): You're too far away.
Tre-B-ECK says, "Thank you Johnny. Distinguished citizens, welcome to another exciting episode of Jeopardy! XP!. Today, we have nine traitors vying for one spot of freedom as in IntSec Secret Agent. But first, they'll have to get past each other! "
(Ann-O-REO-1 -> GM Takyn): ah well
Puns-R-FUN-1 says, "oh yeah"
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 glares at other contestants *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Traitors, as you know, to give an answer in standard question rounds, you will need to buzz in as soon as I finish the question. Your buzzer sounds like this: "
* Puns-R-FUN-1 smiles at other contestants *
* Tre-B-ECK bzzz *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Everyone try yours out now. "
* Ann-O-REO-1 bzzz *
* Ath-R-TAR-1 bzzz *
* Neil-O-GIN-1 sneers at his rivals and makes the "finger across the neck" gesture *
* Paul-R-ICE-1 weighs up the competition *
* Neil-O-GIN-1 bzzz *
* Puns-R-FUN-1 presses buzzer *
* Lav-O-LMP-1 bzzz *
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 bzzz! *
Puns-R-FUN-1 says, "cool."
Max-R-MIZ-1: bzzz
Paul-R-ICE-1: bzzz
Puns-R-FUN-1 says, "gotta love that buzz"
Tre-B-ECK says, "Puns, you did not press the buzzer correctly."
Puns-R-FUN-1 says, "i did not?"
Tre-B-ECK says, "Nor did you, Fieari, Max, or Paul."
* Will-O-WSP-1 buzz. *
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 bzzz *
Puns-R-FUN-1 says, "how are you to press it sir?"
* Ath-R-TAR-1 looks happy he got it right *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Like this:"
* Tre-B-ECK bzzz *
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 bzzz *
Puns-R-FUN-1 shouts, "oh, thank you sir!"
* Max-R-MIZ-1 bzzz *
* Puns-R-FUN-1 buzz *
Paul-R-ICE-1: bzzz *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Very good."
* Puns-R-FUN-1 buzz *
* Ann-O-REO-1 narrows her eyes at Max-R and grins. *
Observer Standback has disconnected.
Puns-R-FUN-1 says, "this is fun"
Tre-B-ECK says, "You will then wait to be called on. When I call your name, you will have a ludicrously short amount of time to say your answer or else be assessed a penalty. And I am a stickler for grammar, traitors. "
Tre-B-ECK says, "When you enter the Combat Round, you will have a limited amount of time to dispatch of as many of your fellow traitors as possible. Drugs will knock you unconcious and you will be brought back in here to continue with more standard rounds. "
Observer Jaqenn has disconnected.
Tre-B-ECK says, "Special Rounds will be explained when we come to them. The last traitor standing becomes an IntSec Secret Agent, and all other traitors will have their clone lines wiped. "
Observer Jaqenn has joined.
Observers are currently NOT announced.
* Max-R-MIZ-1 grins *
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 looks slightly ill *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Jeopardy! XP! Is brought to you by SuperTastee SynthSnacks, makers of plastic that tastes so much like food, your employees won't notice the difference! "
Puns-R-FUN-1 says, "sounds... fun?"
* Lav-O-LMP-1 gets bzzzed *
* Ath-R-TAR-1 looks happy about his furture possiton *
Tre-B-ECK says, "So, traitors, are you ready to play? "
Puns-R-FUN-1 shouts, "yes!"
(Fieari-R-PNX-1 -> GM Takyn): Hahah!
Will-O-WSP-1 shouts, "Yes, Sir!"
Puns-R-FUN-1 says, "sir."
Max-R-MIZ-1 shouts, "Yes!"
Ath-R-TAR-1 screams, "YES!!"
* Neil-O-GIN-1 nods *
Paul-R-ICE-1: Yes
Fieari-R-PNX-1 shouts, "Yes!"
Lav-O-LMP-1 shouts, "YES!"
Llywelyn: *cheers*
Jaqenn: Con-R-EEE - The day is MINE< Tre-B-ECK!
Puns-R-FUN-1 says, "a mere nod Neil-O-GIN?"
Ann-O-REO-1 says, "Yes, Mr. Tre-B-ECK"
* Neil-O-GIN-1 grins evilly *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Very good. Your first round, a Normal Question round:"
Puns-R-FUN-1 says, "goody"
Tre-B-ECK says, "What year began the Old Reckoning "Modern" Olympic games?"
* Ann-O-REO-1 bzzz *
* Neil-O-GIN-1 bzzz *
* Max-R-MIZ-1 bzzz *
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 bzzz *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Ann."
Ann-O-REO-1: That information is above my security clerance.
Jaqenn: *wild cheering!*
Tre-B-ECK says, "That is incorrect. A penalty to Ann."
Tre-B-ECK says, "Neil."
Neil-O-GIN-1: 1896 AD?
Tre-B-ECK says, ""
Tre-B-ECK says, "That is correct."
Tre-B-ECK says, "Neil is awarded a RED barrel."
Ath-R-TAR-1 says, "ohhhhhhhh"
* Neil-O-GIN-1 turns to Ann, "Traitors don't care about security clearances! *
* Will-O-WSP-1 oohs at the barrel. *
* Neil-O-GIN-1 grins *
(Puns-R-FUN-1 -> GM Takyn): how do i use PP, pm you?
Ann-O-REO-1 says, "Hush, you. You know we were all framed."
Territan: Yay! Weapons!
Paul-R-ICE-1 . o O ( Makes a note of Neil's treasonous OR knowledge )
(GM Takyn -> Puns-R-FUN-1): Yes. But you won't need them till combat
* Max-R-MIZ-1 looks on jealously at laser barrel *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Next round, Normal Question:"
(Puns-R-FUN-1 -> GM Takyn): ok
Ath-R-TAR-1 . o O ( mental note BZZ QUICKER!! )
Tre-B-ECK says, "Who has Oceania always been at war with?"
* Puns-R-FUN-1 buzz *
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 bzzz *
* Max-R-MIZ-1 bzzz *
* Ann-O-REO-1 bzzz *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Puns."
* Ath-R-TAR-1 bzzz *
Tre-B-ECK says, "I'm sorry, time has expired. A penalty."
Tre-B-ECK says, "Fieari."
CommaToes: oooh
Puns-R-FUN-1 says, "aww"
Fieari-R-PNX-1 says, "Itself?"
Puns-R-FUN-1 says, "about to answer and all"
Tre-B-ECK says, "That is incorrect."
CommaToes: oooh
* Will-O-WSP-1 bzzz *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Max."
Max-R-MIZ-1 says, "Eurasia"
Jaqenn: (Eastasia! Eastasia!)
Tre-B-ECK says, "That is correct."
* Max-R-MIZ-1 woohoos! *
Llywelyn: *whistles*
Noon BLue APples: *applause*
Tre-B-ECK says, "Max is awarded a laser body."
Fieari-R-PNX-1 . o O ( wow, these are hard... )
CommaToes: whoo!
Territan: Yay! More weapons!
Jaqenn: (were silanced right?)
Paul-R-ICE-1 . o O ( Mental note of Max's treasonous OR knowledge )
* Neil-O-GIN-1 frowns *
Tre-B-ECK . o O ( not yet )
Territan: (No we're not, Jaqenn. Act more like an audience member.)
Tre-B-ECK . o O ( uh, Paul? )
Jaqenn: (oops! sorry!)
Puns-R-FUN-1 . o O ( i know none of this, HUZZAH! )
Tre-B-ECK . o O ( You're all convicted traitors already. )
Ath-R-TAR-1 . o O ( ditto puns )
Tre-B-ECK says, "Standard Question:"
Tre-B-ECK says, "In the Old Reckoning documentary "Star Wars",..."
* Will-O-WSP-1 bzzz *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Penalty to Will."
* Will-O-WSP-1 continues smiling. *
* Puns-R-FUN-1 smirks *
Llywelyn: *whoops*
* Neil-O-GIN-1 grins wider *
Tre-B-ECK says, "..what type of bot was C3PO?"
CommaToes: :ooooh
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 bzzz *
* Will-O-WSP-1 bzzz *
* Neil-O-GIN-1 bzzz *
* Lav-O-LMP-1 bzzz *
* Puns-R-FUN-1 buzz *
Paul-R-ICE-1: bzzz *
* Ann-O-REO-1 bzzz *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Fieari."
* Ath-R-TAR-1 bzz *
Fieari-R-PNX-1 says, "A protocol droid."
Tre-B-ECK says, "That is correct."
* Ath-R-TAR-1 starts to wimper *
* Ann-O-REO-1 scowls *
CommaToes: *whitles!*
Puns-R-FUN-1 says, "scowls"
Noon BLue APples: *hooray!*
Will-O-WSP-1 . o O ( I was going to answer 'A really annoying one'. )
Territan: Yay? More weapons?
Puns-R-FUN-1 says, "no i dont"
* Max-R-MIZ-1 checks to see if buzzer is working *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Fieari is awarded a grenade."
Llywelyn: aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
CommaToes: ooohhh!
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 grins *
Territan: Yay! Loud weapons!
* Ath-R-TAR-1 lusts after grenade *
CommaToes: use it now!
Tre-B-ECK says, "Audience, which traitor is your favorite so far?"
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 holds his grenade close to his heart *
Llywelyn: Kill the traitors!
Puns-R-FUN-1 . o O ( mental note. Practise hand to hand! )
Territan: (Why is Ath-R looking so strangely at that grenade?)
* Will-O-WSP-1 waves and smiles. *
Noon BLue APples: *Ath-R!!!!*
CommaToes: Fierari!
* Max-R-MIZ-1 shows laser to audience *
Jaqenn: Tre-B-ECK! (immediatly shot by lasers)
Llywelyn: Fleari!
Puns-R-FUN-1 shouts, "me!"
Puns-R-FUN-1 says, "aww"
* Ath-R-TAR-1 lusts after noon *
Territan: Zambo ...er, Fieari!
Neil-O-GIN-1 says, "That will change once they see me in action..."
Puns-R-FUN-1 . o O ( mental note: dispatch audience )
* Ann-O-REO-1 makes a funny face. *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Very good. Looks like it's time for..."
Tre-B-ECK shouts, "Combat round!"
* Tre-B-ECK pulls a lever *
CommaToes: WOOT!
Territan: WOOHOO!
Ath-R-TAR-1 screams, "yea!!"
Puns-R-FUN-1 shouts, "hUZZAH!"
CommaToes: Yeeeeeeehaw!
Noon BLue APples: *wild applause*
GM Takyn: The floor drops out from udnerneath each of your podiums.
Llywelyn: whoo!
CommaToes: *standing O*
GM Takyn: You land in a large room below.
Territan: Ya-- er, where'd they go?
(Fieari-R-PNX-1 -> GM Takyn): 'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
GM Takyn: SOme with weapons, most without.
(Neil-O-GIN-1 -> GM Takyn): Narrow specialty: Catch Grenade & Toss It Back
*** COMBAT ROUND BEGINS ***
Territan: Ohhh, they're on that screen! And much smaller!
Jaqenn: Wow, that sounds FANTASTIC! I wonder whats going on!?
(Ann-O-REO-1 -> GM Takyn): Who's the closest to me?
(GM Takyn -> Neil-O-GIN-1): No specialties. Use PPs.
CommaToes: *edge of his seat*
(Neil-O-GIN-1 -> GM Takyn): Awww.
(GM Takyn -> Ann-O-REO-1): Everyone's equidistant.
Jaqenn: The camera lens has blood on it! clean it! clean it!
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 lands, pulls pin, throws pin at Will, and the grenade at Ath *
* Lav-O-LMP-1 Uses Puns-R as a shield *
(Lav-O-LMP-1 -> GM Takyn): Whilst choking him
Noon BLue APples: Watch Out!
Llywelyn: Go Fleari!
* Ath-R-TAR-1 dives at puns and trys to strangles him *
(Ath-R-TAR-1 -> GM Takyn): electroshock when i touch him
Noon BLue APples: Get 'em Ath-R!
* Ann-O-REO-1 dashes over at Fieari, barreling down on him like a steamroller! She makes a fist, wiiinds up...and tries to punc his lights out! *
* Max-R-MIZ-1 fire at Puns-R screaming 'This one's for Alpha! *
CommaToes: go Ann!
* Will-O-WSP-1 feints for Puns' eyes, and then punches him straight in the the face, going for the nose. *
CommaToes: max is my hero!
(Ann-O-REO-1 -> GM Takyn): Now would be a good time for that extra violence bonus
* Neil-O-GIN-1 delivers a sucker punch, first class, to Max *
(Neil-O-GIN-1 -> GM Takyn): Trying to steal his laser body
Paul-R-ICE waived their right to a combat turn. (Not too bright)
* Puns-R-FUN-1 Shakes off Ath-R-TAR AND Runs at Neil, arms flayling whilst shouting his battle-cry: 'I HOPE YOU LEFT ENOUGH SPACE FOR MY FIST BECAUSE I'M GONNA RAM IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!' *
*** COMBAT ROUND COMPLETE ***
(Remember to Unfreeze your players to resume normal play.)
GM Takyn: Oh dear, this will be complicated.
CommaToes: (heh)
GM Takyn: A grenade and a pin goes flying about the room...
(Paul-R-ICE-1 -> GM Takyn): Eeep! I was supposed to do something there... right?
GM Takyn: The pin insters itself directly into Will's eye.
GM Takyn: And right on through.
Loke: Yeeaaaah
Territan: Inventive!
Will-O-WSP-1 has shuffled off this mortal sector.
Jaqenn: *ooohhhh!*
CommaToes: Fabulous!
Territan: And gushy!
GM Takyn: Ann knocks over Fieari, but he is utherwise unharmed...
CommaToes: I'm glad there are such educational programs on these days
Llywelyn: *cheers wildly*
GM Takyn: Puns can't seem to shake off Ath
Noon BLue APples: *wild cheering*
Loke: Go ath Go
GM Takyn: Neil's shot smacks Max right in the face
CommaToes: *screams*
GM Takyn: Because Max was trynig to fire hsi laser body without a barrel.
(GM Takyn -> Neil-O-GIN-1): You failed.
Territan: They make pretty lights without their barrels!
(Max-R-MIZ-1 -> GM Takyn): I still think it was worth trying.
GM Takyn: Lav has a death grip (literally!) on Pun's throat.
GM Takyn: And a cloud of gas begins seeping into the roop.
GM Takyn: room, even.
*** COMBAT ROUND BEGINS ***
Will-O-WSP's turn was skipped.
(Will-O-WSP-2 -> GM Takyn): Aw, but I wanted to be a one-eyed pirate. Arrg!
(GM Takyn -> Will-O-WSP-2): Ah well. He got a 1 on the pin toss.
* Paul-R-ICE-1 grapples Neil *
(Paul-R-ICE-1 -> GM Takyn): Mind Blast him
(Will-O-WSP-2 -> GM Takyn): Can my next clone appear with an eyepatch, for plot continuity?
CommaToes: *gasp*
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 "for the glory of Beta Complex!!!!" he shouts, then jumps .... barely. *
(Fieari-R-PNX-1 -> GM Takyn): I use levitate to get over the person attacking me, kicking him in the face if possible. I want to get ABOVE the gas in the room. If the gas rises, then I'll come back down
(GM Takyn -> Will-O-WSP-2): Sure!
* Puns-R-FUN-1 Kicks backwards at Lav to try and get him to release his 'death grip'. At the same time he lunges at Neil with his fists shouting: 'WELL, DIDJA LEAVE ENOUGH SPACE FOR MY FIST? EH? EH? EH?' *
(Paul-R-ICE-1 -> GM Takyn): Neil, that is!
* Neil-O-GIN-1 tries to rip the laser body from Max's hand as he spits in his eye. "Stupid little Reddies shouldn't play with toys." *
(Neil-O-GIN-1 -> GM Takyn): Spit in eye to distract him.
* Lav-O-LMP-1 continues death grip on his clone shield (Puns) *
(Lav-O-LMP-1 -> GM Takyn): I try to ignite the cloud with pyrokenesis
* Ath-R-TAR-1 trys to tighten grip while saying "for Howard-Y-FOR i loved that man!!" *
(Ath-R-TAR-1 -> GM Takyn): electroshock pun
* Max-R-MIZ-1 runs head long at Ann, arms windmilling madly *
Ann-O-REO-1 says, "Keeeeeeeeyah!' With a while scream, she jumps in the air goes for the body slam right on top of Fieari, trying to knock his head into the wall if he managed to stand up. "My higher clearance shall prevail!""
*** COMBAT ROUND COMPLETE ***
(Remember to Unfreeze your players to resume normal play.)
GM Takyn: You people are insane.
GM Takyn: Alright, first off, if any of you commeis tried to use your mutation, you just got a weird headache instead.
(Fieari-R-PNX-1 -> GM Takyn): I noticed that.
GM Takyn: Ann-O attempts to go for the body slam, but misses Fieari entirely and knocks herself out on the wall!
Llywelyn: Nice one Ann!
GM Takyn: Meaning Max, following her, does the same.
GM Takyn: Neil slips out of Paul's grip...
Loke: HEHE Silly Traitors
GM Takyn: Puns gets out of Lav's death drip but ends up tripping over Ann's unconcious form...
Noon BLue APples: *laughs uproariously*
GM Takyn: Ath loses his grip.
CommaToes: We want traitorous blood!
GM Takyn: And the grenade boounces over and lands on Ann's prone back.
Llywelyn: *chanting* Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!
GM Takyn: Those still concious have one last small chance to do something before they pass out...
(Neil-O-GIN-1 -> GM Takyn): So, uh, how many Perversity Points do we have? It isn't listed on our sheet.
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 run away! *
Puns-R-FUN-1 shouts, "runs away!"
* Neil-O-GIN-1 hides behind the nearest clone away from the grenade *
* Puns-R-FUN-1 runs away! *
Ann-O-REO-1 . o O ( I crack up laughing! )
* Ath-R-TAR-1 throws his boot at fierari *
* Max-R-MIZ-1 dives for cover *
* Ann-O-REO-1 strungles to regain conciousness! *
GM Takyn: And as all fall unconcious, the grenade goes.
Ann-O-REO-1 has been visited by the reaper-bot.
Max-R-MIZ-1 has gone to Great Alpha Complex in the Sky.
GM Takyn: Puns doesn't get out of the way in time either.
Puns-R-FUN-1 has ceased to show any signs of life.
Llywelyn: whooop!
Noon BLue APples: *wild cheers*
Territan: Ooh! Boomy! Yay traitor bits!
Llywelyn: Three in one! Woooohooooo!
GM Takyn: The unconcious and dragged upstairs and the dead have their new clones in, back at the podiums...
Tre-B-ECK says, "Good combat round, traitors."
Territan: That was a well-used greande!
Neil-O-GIN-1 says, "Whoa..."
* Puns-R-FUN-2 buzz *
Neil-O-GIN-1 says, "What a blast."
Fieari-R-PNX-1 says, "Sweet. Three kills. I'm the only one on the scoreboard, it seems."
* Will-O-WSP-2 's new clone has an eyepatch, where the pervious ones' eye was torn out. *
Ath-R-TAR-1 screams, "i'm still alive!!"
* Ath-R-TAR-1 dose happy dance *
Paul-R-ICE-1 says, "What a bzzz *"
GM Takyn . o O ( Any property of dead clones is given to their next ones. )
Will-O-WSP-2 shouts, "Arrg, ye rowdy vat dawgs! Arrg!"
Puns-R-FUN-2: ;?
Ann-O-REO-2 says, "Arf,"
(Fieari-R-PNX-1 -> GM Takyn): Do I get a NEW grenade?
Lav-O-LMP-1 says, "My head hurts."
Max-R-MIZ-2 says, "What happened?"
(GM Takyn -> Fieari-R-PNX-1): No.
(Fieari-R-PNX-1 -> GM Takyn): Awww....
Puns-R-FUN-2 says, "woof mein himmel"
(GM Takyn -> Neil-O-GIN-1): Unknown.
* Ath-R-TAR-1 carrys on dancing *
Tre-B-ECK shouts, "Now, clones, we have a... SPECIAL ROUND!"
Will-O-WSP-2 says, "We're on vid, matey! We be mighty famous, savvy?"
Fieari-R-PNX-1 shouts, "Yay!"
Llywelyn: *cheers*
Puns-R-FUN-2 shouts, "HUZZAH!"
Tre-B-ECK shouts, "This round is... the TEAMMATE round!"
CommaToes: whoo!
Will-O-WSP-2 shouts, "Huzzah!"
CommaToes: oooh!
Ath-R-TAR-1 says, "ugg?"
Puns-R-FUN-2 says, "teamate?"
Noon BLue APples: *yaaaaaaay!*
Puns-R-FUN-2 says, "whats that?"
Lav-O-LMP-1 says, "Yaaaay... huh?"
(Neil-O-GIN-1 -> GM Takyn): Hmmm... do I have any string on me?
Will-O-WSP-2 says, "Can I be teammate with Fieari?"
Tre-B-ECK says, "First, I need every clone to find a teammate via PM and them PM me the name of your ONE AND ONLY ONE teammate."
Max-R-MIZ-2 says, "Yeah?"
Standback: WOOT!
* Ann-O-REO-2 parrots the reations of the audience. "Whoo! Ooooh! *
Territan: Traitors do teamwork?
Llywelyn: Teammate! Teammate!
Puns-R-FUN-2 says, "kk"
Fieari-R-PNX-1 says, "I want Will on my team."
Tre-B-ECK . o O ( Fourth wall? What fourth wall? )
CommaToes: *boos at Ann*
(Fieari-R-PNX-1 -> GM Takyn): Will-O-WSP
(Max-R-MIZ-2 -> GM Takyn): Me and Lav-O
(GM Takyn -> Neil-O-GIN-1): No.
(Ann-O-REO-2 -> GM Takyn): Me and Neil
(Neil-O-GIN-1 -> GM Takyn): Teammate: Ann
(Lav-O-LMP-1 -> GM Takyn): Max-R
Llywelyn: Traitors are out to hurt Friend Computer, of course they work together.
(Ath-R-TAR-1 -> GM Takyn): team mate= puns
(Puns-R-FUN-2 -> GM Takyn): me and athatar
(Neil-O-GIN-1 -> GM Takyn): Could I get some if I unravel part of my uniform?
(Will-O-WSP-2 -> GM Takyn): Fieari.
(Neil-O-GIN-1 -> GM Takyn): Say, the pant leg?
* Will-O-WSP-2 shows his neat eyepatch to the infrared masses. *
Loke: Ath take Pun, you can use as a shield
Will-O-WSP-2 . o O ( Everybody needs a gimmick. )
Tre-B-ECK: Teammates: Neil and Ann, Puns and Ath, Max and Lav, Will and Fieari.
Standback: Teammate! Teammate!
Sprovik: Oooh!
Tre-B-ECK says, "Paul, unfortunately, does not seem to have a teammate."
CommaToes: *gasps*
* Ath-R-TAR-1 lusts after eyepatch *
Puns-R-FUN-2 shouts, "ha!"
Neil-O-GIN-1 says, "Awwwwww..."
Llywelyn: boooooooo!
Tre-B-ECK says, "Thus, he cannot participate in this round."
Paul-R-ICE-1 says, "Um"
Lav-O-LMP-1 says, "lucky...."
Standback: boo!!!
Paul-R-ICE-1 has passed onto a better sector.
Puns-R-FUN-2 shouts, "HA!"
Noon BLue APples: *BOO! Traitor!*
Neil-O-GIN-1 shouts, "Buh-bye!"
* Puns-R-FUN-2 smirks *
CommaToes: *cheers*
* Ann-O-REO-2 cakcles *
* Will-O-WSP-2 waves good-bye to the smoldering ashes. *
Llywelyn: Hurrray!
Observers are currently NOT heard.
Puns-R-FUN-2 says, "ah, the life of a CMT eh?"
* Ath-R-TAR-1 chukles *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Now, listen carefully, citizens."
* Max-R-MIZ-2 smirks *
Neil-O-GIN-1: Live fast and die smoking.
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 listens *
Puns-R-FUN-2 says, "yes sir>"
* Lav-O-LMP-1 listens carefully *
* Ath-R-TAR-1 listens *
* Neil-O-GIN-1 listens *
* Max-R-MIZ-2 listens *
* Ann-O-REO-2 waits *
* Puns-R-FUN-2 listens *
* Will-O-WSP-2 listens. *
Puns-R-FUN-2 shouts, "ann, listen!"
* Neil-O-GIN-1 twiddles fingers *
Tre-B-ECK shouts, "You, as a team, are to list of Secret Society names to me via PM. BUT DO NOT START YET!"
* Puns-R-FUN-2 listens *
* Ath-R-TAR-1 taps foot annoyingly *
Tre-B-ECK says, "There are penalties and rewards depending on how many your team lists."
Tre-B-ECK says, "The team that lists the least is executed."
Tre-B-ECK says, "Likewise, the team that lists the most is executed."
Tre-B-ECK says, "The team that lists the 3rd most gets nothing."
Tre-B-ECK shouts, "The team that lists the 2nd most wins!"
Tre-B-ECK says, "The member of that team that listed the least will get a VERY powerful weapon."
Tre-B-ECK says, "The member of that team who listed the most gets nothing."
Tre-B-ECK says, "And I don't like duplications."
Tre-B-ECK says, "Any duplications by teammates results in DOUBLE EXECUTIONS for both members."
Tre-B-ECK says, "You may want to conspire together on this one before you start listing."
Tre-B-ECK says, "Ready?"
Tre-B-ECK says, "Begin."
(Ath-R-TAR-1 -> GM Takyn): free enterprise
(Ath-R-TAR-1 -> GM Takyn): fcccp
(Will-O-WSP-2 -> GM Takyn): PURGE, Psion, Death Leopard....
(Ath-R-TAR-1 -> GM Takyn): psion
(Ath-R-TAR-1 -> GM Takyn): iluminati
(Ath-R-TAR-1 -> GM Takyn): communists
(Will-O-WSP-2 -> GM Takyn): Corpore metal.
(Ath-R-TAR-1 -> GM Takyn): sierra club
(Fieari-R-PNX-1 -> GM Takyn): Frankenstien Destroyers
(Ann-O-REO-2 -> GM Takyn): PSION. PURGE. Pro-Tech. Mystics.
(Fieari-R-PNX-1 -> GM Takyn): Mystics.
(Lav-O-LMP-1 -> GM Takyn): Illuminati
(Lav-O-LMP-1 -> GM Takyn): PURGE
(Lav-O-LMP-1 -> GM Takyn): Death Lepoard
(Ath-R-TAR-1 -> GM Takyn): computer phreaks
(Lav-O-LMP-1 -> GM Takyn): Humanists
(Neil-O-GIN-1 -> GM Takyn): Corpore Metal, FCCCP, Computer Phreaks, Communists, Frankenstein Destroyers
(Ath-R-TAR-1 -> GM Takyn): anti mutents
(Lav-O-LMP-1 -> GM Takyn): Psion
(Ath-R-TAR-1 -> GM Takyn): mystics
(Ath-R-TAR-1 -> GM Takyn): pro tech
(Ath-R-TAR-1 -> GM Takyn): purge
(Lav-O-LMP-1 -> GM Takyn): CCCCP
(Ath-R-TAR-1 -> GM Takyn): romantics
(Lav-O-LMP-1 -> GM Takyn): Anti-Mutants
(Ath-R-TAR-1 -> GM Takyn): copore metal
(Ath-R-TAR-1 -> GM Takyn): death leopard
* Will-O-WSP-2 scribbles furiously, wiping sweat from his brow. *
(Ath-R-TAR-1 -> GM Takyn): frankensrein destroyers
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 write write write... sweats furiously *
(Ath-R-TAR-1 -> GM Takyn): humanists
(Max-R-MIZ-2 -> GM Takyn): 'Psion, Anti-Mutant, Frankenstien Destroyers
(Lav-O-LMP-1 -> GM Takyn): Communists
(Lav-O-LMP-1 -> GM Takyn): Frankenstein Destroyers
* Ann-O-REO-2 scribbles for a few minutes, then puts her stylus down and leans on her podium, grinning. *
* Tre-B-ECK tablulates... *
* Max-R-MIZ-2 keeps the others from reading his paper *
* Fieari-R-PNX-1 glances at Ann.... hiding his own sheet. *
* Puns-R-FUN-2 smirks knowing his death is nigh *
Puns-R-FUN-2 . o O ( poo )
* Neil-O-GIN-1 hums a funeral dirge *
* Will-O-WSP-2 plays with his eyepatch. *
* Ann-O-REO-2 hums a jazz tune. *
* Ath-R-TAR-1 prepares tp die *
* Puns-R-FUN-2 hums miles davis *
Puns-R-FUN-2 says, "oh yeah"
* Max-R-MIZ-2 hums Charlie Mingus *
Puns-R-FUN-2: doodidooodiiidooo
Puns-R-FUN-2 . o O ( charlie what? )
Tre-B-ECK says, "Very well, I have tabulated the results."
Fieari-R-PNX-1: dooodidooodiDOO! dododododo...
Puns-R-FUN-2 . o O ( meh )
* Ann-O-REO-2 sings a tune made up on the spot. "Oh, at first I was afraid! I was petrified! *
* Ann-O-REO-2 shuts up! *
* Neil-O-GIN-1 grins *
Tre-B-ECK says, "With a meager seven SS names, Will and Fieari have come in last place."
Will-O-WSP-2 has drunk his last bottle of Bouncy Bubble Beverage.
Fieari-R-PNX-1 has eaten his last Hot Fun.
Will-O-WSP-3 . o O ( Smeg. )
Puns-R-FUN-2 says, "hehe"
Tre-B-ECK shouts, "With an impressive 16 names, all contributed by Ath and none by Puns, that team has come in first place! Congratulations!"
Ath-R-TAR-1 has eaten his last Hot Fun.
Puns-R-FUN-2 has passed onto a better sector.
* Max-R-MIZ-2 looks nervous *
Tre-B-ECK: With nine names, Neil and Ann have come in 3rd place. Better luck next time, traitors!
Puns-R-FUN-3 . o O ( meh. death ain't so bad i guess. )
Tre-B-ECK says, "That means Max and Lav have won. But who contributed the least?...."
* Neil-O-GIN-1 smacks Ann over the head *
Puns-R-FUN-3 . o O ( at least i'll be a protein snack )
* Max-R-MIZ-2 looks even more nervous *
Tre-B-ECK shouts, "Max-R-MIZ, with only 4 to Lav's 9!"
Neil-O-GIN-1 shouts, "I SAID we should've done 11!"
Tre-B-ECK shouts, "Congratuations, Max-R-MIZ!"
* Max-R-MIZ-2 jumps up and down in excitement! *
Lav-O-LMP-1 shouts, "You tricked me!"
Ann-O-REO-2: "Well we're still allive, anyway.
* Max-R-MIZ-2 smirks *
Tre-B-ECK shouts, "You are awarded a cone rifle and a truly obscene amount of standard ammunition!"
* Ann-O-REO-2 smakcs Neil upside the head in turn...much harder. *
* Puns-R-FUN-3 frowns *
* Neil-O-GIN-1 pokes Ann in the eyeballs *
* Max-R-MIZ-2 looks greedily at his new weapon *
Tre-B-ECK shouts, "Isn't the teammate round wonderful!"
* Ath-R-TAR-2 lusts after cone rifle *
Puns-R-FUN-3 says, "ur... yeah."
GM Takyn: The new clones arrive and are placed behind their podiums.
Puns-R-FUN-3 says, "flippin' fantastic"
(Neil-O-GIN-1 -> GM Takyn): Say, is the barrel of a cone rifle big enough to stuff a laser barrel in?
Paul-R-ICE-2 says, "Nope"
* Will-O-WSP-3 waves to the ambivalent crowd. *
(Neil-O-GIN-1 -> GM Takyn): And plug it up?
Puns-R-FUN-3 says, "actuall, not really"
(GM Takyn -> Neil-O-GIN-1): Uh.... probably not, but you oculd give it a shot.
Will-O-WSP-3 says, "I'm sure my previous clone enjoyed it thoroughly."
Fieari-R-PNX-2 says, "Hi! I've got this killer headache... are you sure the clonevat operators are doing thier jobs properly?"
Puns-R-FUN-3 says, "same here"
Tre-B-ECK says, "Are you all ready for the next round?"
Ath-R-TAR-2 says, "ditto"
Fieari-R-PNX-2 shouts, "Yes I am!"
* Max-R-MIZ-2 points his cone rifle nonchanantly at Feari *
Puns-R-FUN-3 shouts, "of course sir!"
Ath-R-TAR-2 says, "ready when he is"
Lav-O-LMP-1 says, "Bring it"
Ann-O-REO-2: "Yep! Very very muchly so!
Tre-B-ECK says, "Standard question:"
* Neil-O-GIN-1 nods *
* Paul-R-ICE-2 stares at Max and his weapon *
Tre-B-ECK says, "What is Communism's..."
Tre-B-ECK says, "color?"
* Neil-O-GIN-1 bzzz *
* Ann-O-REO-2 bzzz *
* Fieari-R-PNX-2 bzzz *
* Puns-R-FUN-3 buzz *
* Ath-R-TAR-2 bzz *
* Max-R-MIZ-2 bzzz *
Paul-R-ICE-2: bzzz *
* Lav-O-LMP-1 bzzz *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Neil."
Neil-O-GIN-1: Red.
Tre-B-ECK says, "That is correct."
Tre-B-ECK says, "Ice gun to Neil."
* Ann-O-REO-2 glares at Niel *
Neil-O-GIN-1 says, "Cool."
Tre-B-ECK says, "Standard question:"
Observers are currently heard.
CommaToes: whoo!
Tre-B-ECK says, "Who was the Vice-President of USA Sector in O.R. 1989?"
* Ann-O-REO-2 bzzz *
* Neil-O-GIN-1 bzzz *
* Will-O-WSP-3 bzzz *
* Fieari-R-PNX-2 bzzz *
* Ath-R-TAR-2 bzzz *
* Lav-O-LMP-1 bzzz *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Ann."
Ann-O-REO-2: "George Bush.
Ann-O-REO-2: "Senior.
Tre-B-ECK says, "That si incorrect."
Tre-B-ECK says, "Neil."
Neil-O-GIN-1: "Dan Quayle."
Puns-R-FUN-3 . o O ( i'm english here! damn. )
Tre-B-ECK says, "That is correct."
Tre-B-ECK says, "Tangler to Neil."
Ath-R-TAR-2 . o O ( ditto!! )
Noon BLue APples: *applause*
Tre-B-ECK says, "Standard question:"
CommaToes: ooooh ahhh
Standback: *drugged applause*
Tre-B-ECK says, "Who was the Prime Minister of GBR Sector in O.R. 1989?"
* Ann-O-REO-2 bzzz *
* Will-O-WSP-3 bzzz *
* Puns-R-FUN-3 buzz *
* Neil-O-GIN-1 bzzz *
* Fieari-R-PNX-2 bzzz *
* Lav-O-LMP-1 bzzz *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Ann."
* Ath-R-TAR-2 bzzz *
Ann-O-REO-2: "Margret Thatcher.
Tre-B-ECK says, "That is correct."
Puns-R-FUN-3 . o O ( aarrrghhh! )
* Ann-O-REO-2 sticks her tounge out at Neil. *
Jackal: *claps*
* Ath-R-TAR-2 cureses *
CommaToes: whooo!
Tre-B-ECK: Chainsaw to Ann.
* Lav-O-LMP-1 cries *
* Puns-R-FUN-3 curses in german *
Max-R-MIZ-2 says, "Damn commies"
Standback: Commies!
Puns-R-FUN-3 says, "er... you are one"
Lav-O-LMP-1 shouts, "Iwantachainsaw!"
Ann-O-REO-2: "And quite the capatilist she was!
Puns-R-FUN-3 . o O ( ? )
Neil-O-GIN-1 . o O ( Beaten to the punch by an American. Ooooo! )
Ann-O-REO-2: "Good for her!
Tre-B-ECK says, "Short answer round: In this round, the first three to buzz in after the question will give a short, no more than 20 words answer to the question."
Tre-B-ECK says, "Best answer according to our judges wins."
Tre-B-ECK says, "Short answer""
Tre-B-ECK says, "If you could change one thing about Alpha Complex, what would it be?"
* Fieari-R-PNX-2 bzzz *
* Will-O-WSP-3 bzz *
* Lav-O-LMP-1 bzzz *
* Neil-O-GIN-1 bzzz *
* Puns-R-FUN-3 buzz *
* Max-R-MIZ-2 bzzz *
* Ath-R-TAR-2 bzz *
* Ann-O-REO-2 bzzz *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Fieari:"
Paul-R-ICE-2: bzzz *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Will:"
Tre-B-ECK says, "Lav:"
Tom: hello
Tom: can i play!
Will-O-WSP-3: There would be much, much more shows by Holl-I-WUD.
Tom: plz
Observers are currently NOT heard.
Fieari-R-PNX-2 says, "I would change it so that B3 was free to anyone who wanted one no matter how much in debt they were, and also that I wouldn't die."
Tre-B-ECK says, "Lav, your time has expired."
Paul-R-ICE-2 . o O ( Wonders whether everyone else here has unregistered cybernetic enhancements )
Lav-O-LMP-1 says, "I would find away to let Friend Computer into my very thoughts, so that it would know I was happy every waking and sleeping second."
Puns-R-FUN-3 says, "he already can"
Tre-B-ECK says, "Our judges ahve determined that WIll-O had the best answer."
Tre-B-ECK: YELLOW barrel to Will.
Will-O-WSP-3 shouts, "Woo!"
Lav-O-LMP-1 says, "ooohhhh"
Tre-B-ECK says, "Short answer:"
Tre-B-ECK says, "What in your career as a traitor..."
Tre-B-ECK says, "has been your favorite..."
* Puns-R-FUN-3 buzz *
* Ath-R-TAR-2 bzzz *
Puns-R-FUN-3 says, "poo"
Tre-B-ECK says, "Penalty to Puns and Ath."
* Will-O-WSP-3 bzzz *
Tre-B-ECK says, "And will."
* Lav-O-LMP-1 bzzz *
Tre-B-ECK says, "And Lav."
Will-O-WSP-3 . o O ( Lol. )
Neil-O-GIN-1 shouts, "Suckers!"
Ath-R-TAR-2 screams, "curses!!"
Tre-B-ECK says, "You are all not allowed to answer this question."
Puns-R-FUN-3 . o O ( poo )
* Max-R-MIZ-2 glares at the others *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Now, What in your career as a traitor..."
Tre-B-ECK says, "has been your favorite..."
Tre-B-ECK says, "act of treason?"
* Ann-O-REO-2 bzzz *
* Neil-O-GIN-1 bzzz *
* Fieari-R-PNX-2 bzzz *
Paul-R-ICE-2: bzzz *
* Max-R-MIZ-2 bzzz *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Ann:"
Tre-B-ECK says, "Neil:"
Tre-B-ECK says, "Fieari:"
Fieari-R-PNX-2 says, "It was when I stole a bunch of plasma mines and detonated half of my entire sector, then blamed it on my team leader."
Ann-O-REO-2: Thinking about butaly tearing appary my old supervisor for turning us in! I so relish the thought of revenge!
Neil-O-GIN-1 says, "The time I overrode the Complex-wide televised briefing with the Old Reckoning film Brazil."
Ann-O-REO-2 . o O ( appart ;p )
Tre-B-ECK says, "Our judges have determined that Neil had the best answer."
Tre-B-ECK: Laser body to Neil.
Neil-O-GIN-1 says, "Terry Gilliam always had good taste."
Neil-O-GIN-1 says, "Oh."
Neil-O-GIN-1 says, "Eh..."
* Ann-O-REO-2 shoots a look at Neil. *
Neil-O-GIN-1 says, "Here, you can have it."
(Will-O-WSP-3 -> GM Takyn): Wait, so I have a barrel, and no gun?
* Neil-O-GIN-1 hurls it at Max's head *
(GM Takyn -> Will-O-WSP-3): Correct.
* Max-R-MIZ-2 ducks *
* Will-O-WSP-3 grabs the body. *
Puns-R-FUN-3 . o O ( whoo, hurling! )
* Ann-O-REO-2 dubks too *
Puns-R-FUN-3 . o O ( knew it would come! )
* The IntSec Guard turns suddenly *
* The IntSec Guard does not look pleased *
(Fieari-R-PNX-2 -> GM Takyn): By the way, can I know how many GPPs I have?
Puns-R-FUN-3 . o O ( uh oh )
* Ann-O-REO-2 ducks too. *
The IntSec Guard shouts, "No Combat outside of the comabt pit!"
* Will-O-WSP-3 smiles, and returns the body to Neil. *
* Paul-R-ICE-2 starts beating his head against his podium in the hope of inducing a brain haemorrhage *
(GM Takyn -> Fieari-R-PNX-2): No.
* Ath-R-TAR-2 looks like he's doing as he's told *
(Fieari-R-PNX-2 -> GM Takyn): But I do have some?
* Will-O-WSP-3 then grabs it back before Neal takes it. *
(GM Takyn -> Fieari-R-PNX-2): Yes.
Max-R-MIZ-2 says, "Need some help, Paul-R?"
Neil-O-GIN-1 shouts, "It wasn't combat! It was loaning!"
* Lav-O-LMP-1 stands, nervously grinning like a maniac - doing NOTHING *
* Neil-O-GIN-1 shuts up after that *
* Tre-B-ECK smiles *
* Tre-B-ECK pulls the lever *
GM Takyn: Down we go, with lots more lethality this time around!
*** COMBAT ROUND BEGINS ***
Observers are currently heard.
* Lav-O-LMP-1 Runs to a corner and curls into a ball *
Jackal: *cheers*
* Fieari-R-PNX-2 runs after Neil, performing a perfect "baseball"-style slide into his legs, grabbing onto them, trying to topple him over from a position of great leverage *
* Max-R-MIZ-2 fires cone rifle at Neil-R, shouting, 'Here. Let me lend you this, traitor! *
* Will-O-WSP-3 loads the stolen body with the well-earned barrel, and fires at Max's midsection while diving towards his feet. *
(Will-O-WSP-3 -> GM Takyn): +5 perv
Merlyn: *shouts* NEIL! For the glory of FC!
CommaToes: go neil!
* Paul-R-ICE-2 Runs into the corner behind Lav, curls up and starts humming quietly and muttering something about 'definitely Lav-O-LMP *
* Puns-R-FUN-3 runs blindly in circles, arms flayling, shouting: 'EAT FIST!!' *
(Puns-R-FUN-3 -> GM Takyn): can i use some PP to help me hit someone?
* Ath-R-TAR-2 throws his shoe at Will shouting "DEATH TO WINERS!!" *
(Ath-R-TAR-2 -> GM Takyn): keeps the shoe lases for future murders
* Ann-O-REO-2 reves up the chainsaw and charges Max from the side! While screaming lines from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre! And trying to get in close so he can't do anything with the cone rifle! *
(Ann-O-REO-2 -> GM Takyn): I want to use some perversity with this one. +5 max
Territan: Yay! Laser the coward!
Noon BLue APples: Kill'em Ath!
* Neil-O-GIN-1 dodges the shot and rushes Max screaming, ready to bludgeon him with the laser barrel *
(Neil-O-GIN-1 -> GM Takyn): Actually trying to stuff the laser barrel into Max's cone rifle so it jams. -8 perversity to Max's shot, +7 perversity to my success.
*** COMBAT ROUND COMPLETE ***
(Remember to Unfreeze your players to resume normal play.)
GM Takyn: Whooooo.
CommaToes: whooooo.
(Puns-R-FUN-3 -> GM Takyn): this is 2 hours right?
GM Takyn: When Neil runs up to Max, Max's shots go wild...
(GM Takyn -> Puns-R-FUN-3): Yes. 50 minutes left.
(Puns-R-FUN-3 -> GM Takyn): nice
(Puns-R-FUN-3 -> GM Takyn): about my PP, can i use some to help me hit?
GM Takyn: And Neil inserts his laser barrel right into the barrel of the cone rifle!
CommaToes: Impressive feat!
(Fieari-R-PNX-2 -> GM Takyn): Oh crap
GM Takyn: Of course, with the cone rifle firing, it blows apart into shrapnel instantly.
(GM Takyn -> Puns-R-FUN-3): yeah.
(Puns-R-FUN-3 -> GM Takyn): thnx
GM Takyn: And with Neil standing right there...
Neil-O-GIN-1 has gone to Great Alpha Complex in the Sky.
GM Takyn: Max is also hit by the shrapnel all over his lower body... his legs fall out from underneath him, useless, and the cone rifle clatters away from it.
GM Takyn: Him, rather.
GM Takyn: Puns manages to swing and hit the prone Max in the face. How rude!
GM Takyn: Fieari's little maneuver managed to keep Neil from escaping the shrapnel death.
GM Takyn: Lav and Paul hide.
GM Takyn: (Of course, now Fieari is lying on the ground right next to Max)
GM Takyn: Will's shot smashes into Max's poor damaged body...
Max-R-MIZ-2 is pushing up traitorous daises.
GM Takyn: And here comes the gas!
*** COMBAT ROUND BEGINS ***
Max-R-MIZ's turn was skipped.
Neil-O-GIN's turn was skipped.
* Fieari-R-PNX-2 grabs the fallen cone rifle off the floor, still prone, and fires it directly into Lav-O-LMP's head *
* Lav-O-LMP-1 scrabbles at the wall, sobbing pitifully "Let me out, for the love of COMPUTER!!!" *
(Lav-O-LMP-1 -> GM Takyn): Karate chop to the back of Paul's head to get him out of my way. The wall! Please the wall!!!!!
* Will-O-WSP-3 stands up, jumps backwards as far as he can while shooting at the cone rifle. 'Hasta la pasta, baby!' *
Loke: *Cheers Loudly* GoGo Traitors
* Puns-R-FUN-3 puches fieari in the face and steals his cone rifle, shooting at all h can! *
(Fieari-R-PNX-2 -> GM Takyn): I'm spending 5 GPPs so I succede, and Puns fails, possibly dying himself.
* Ann-O-REO-2 seeing Max go down, changes her target to be Puns! She goes after blood! Lots of Blood! "BLOOOOOOOD!" She tries to plunge the chainsaw into his internal organs! *
(Fieari-R-PNX-2 -> GM Takyn): 5 on each, that is.
Merlyn: KILL the Traitors! Long live the Computer
* Paul-R-ICE-2 Dives out of the way from behind Lav, rolls across the floor and then leaps at Fieari from the side *
* Ath-R-TAR-2 ties his shoe lases together and trys to lasue the cone rifle *
*** COMBAT ROUND COMPLETE ***
(Remember to Unfreeze your players to resume normal play.)
(Fieari-R-PNX-2 -> GM Takyn): And if I have any left over, 5 more so that Will doesn't shoot the gun but hits someone else instead.
GM Takyn: Mmkay... Will fires his imaginary cone rifle... strangely enough, it doesn't harm anyone.
GM Takyn: OIh wait.
(Will-O-WSP-3 -> GM Takyn): Firing *at the cone rifle.
(Fieari-R-PNX-2 -> GM Takyn): Never mind that last one then.
GM Takyn: SHooting AT cone rifle.
GM Takyn: Important word there.
(Fieari-R-PNX-2 -> GM Takyn): Or yes again.
GM Takyn: Will rains hot firey death down upon...
GM Takyn: The cone rifle holder.
GM Takyn: Who I will determine by the end of this.
GM Takyn: Fieari grabs it first and fires at Lav, who nicely made himself a big flat target against the wall
Lav-O-LMP-1 has kicked the synthe-bucket.
GM Takyn: Puns manages to filch the cone rifle...
GM Takyn: Just in time to be tunred into a gory spray by a chainsaw.
Puns-R-FUN-3 has eaten his last Hot Fun.
GM Takyn: Paul's little dive gets him away from Lav's corpse but he missteps and falls against a wall...
GM Takyn: And Ath-R successfully aquires the cone rifle! Hooray!
Ath-R-TAR-2 has drunk his last bottle of Bouncy Bubble Beverage.
GM Takyn: And the gas. Everyone alive has time for one final, non-stressful action...
Lav-O-LMP-2: Bleed bleed bleed
* Ann-O-REO-2 picks up the dropped cone rifle... *
* Will-O-WSP-3 jumps up and down, away as he can from everything else. *
* Max-R-MIZ-3 laughs at Ath-R *
* Puns-R-FUN-4 bleeds *
Will-O-WSP-3 shouts, "The Computer is MY FRIEND!"
Fieari-R-PNX-2: If max is still by me, I'll gouge his eyes out.
* Paul-R-ICE-2 whimpers *
GM Takyn: Nothing of interest hapens. Oh, Fieari gouged out a dead clone's eyes. Gross.
(Ath-R-TAR-3 -> GM Takyn): is the cone rifle distroyed?
(Fieari-R-PNX-2 -> GM Takyn): Well, I wasn't paying attention to who was dead in that melee.
GM Takyn: Unconciousness, dragged upstairs, all materials returned to those who won them or their suceeding clones.
* Fieari-R-PNX-2 makes another tally on his scare card: 5 Kills! *
Neil-O-GIN-2 . o O ( What about destroyed materials? )
Tre-B-ECK says, "Excellent work, traitors."
Puns-R-FUN-4 says, "why?"
Will-O-WSP-3 says, "Why, thank you, Sir."
* Max-R-MIZ-3 looks around for cone rifle *
Tre-B-ECK says, "You're really creating a bloodfest today."
* Ann-O-REO-2 grins and licks the blood spatter off of her face and hands. *
Max-R-MIZ-3 shouts, "Er, thanks sir!"
Will-O-WSP-3 says, "Everything for your ratings, sir."
Ath-R-TAR-3 says, "ahh i don't get to keep the rifle"
Puns-R-FUN-4 . o O ( bloodfest )
Neil-O-GIN-2 shouts, "The cone rifle is a magnet of death!"
Neil-O-GIN-2 . o O ( BRB )
Puns-R-FUN-4 . o O ( ? )
GM Takyn: Max-3 was given the rifle Max-2 won.
Will-O-WSP-3 says, "The more people see this shiny, enchanting smile of yours, the better."
Ann-O-REO-2 . o O ( dang )
* Max-R-MIZ-3 strokes cone rifle happily *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Now, are we ready for another round?"
Will-O-WSP-3 screams, "YAY!!!!!"
Fieari-R-PNX-2 shouts, "Yes Sir!"
Paul-R-ICE-2 says, "No"
Lav-O-LMP-2 shouts, "Woot!"
Max-R-MIZ-3 shouts, "YES!"
Puns-R-FUN-4 . o O ( ann, you are scary with a chainsaw )
Merlyn: *cheers*
Ath-R-TAR-3 screams, "COME ON!!"
Puns-R-FUN-4 shouts, "yes!"
Ann-O-REO-2 . o O ( bows )
Ann-O-REO-2: "I am so. ready. *lick*
Tre-B-ECK says, "Very good."
Tre-B-ECK says, "Standard question:"
Tre-B-ECK says, "Which Old Reckoning citizen wrote an allegory about Alpha Complex named "The Inferno"?"
* Puns-R-FUN-4 buzz *
* Fieari-R-PNX-2 bzzz *
* Ath-R-TAR-3 bzzzz *
* Will-O-WSP-3 bzz *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Puns."
* Max-R-MIZ-3 bzzz *
Paul-R-ICE-2: bzzz *
* Ann-O-REO-2 bzzz *
Puns-R-FUN-4 says, "stalin"
Tre-B-ECK says, "Time has expired."
Tre-B-ECK says, "Fieari."
Fieari-R-PNX-2 shouts, "Dante!"
Tre-B-ECK says, "That is correct."
Jackal: *applauds*
Tre-B-ECK says, "Fieari is awarded a package of Hot Fun."
* Puns-R-FUN-4 smirks, what a crappy prise *
Loke: Yummiee Hot Fun
Tre-B-ECK says, "Standard question:"
(Will-O-WSP-3 -> GM Takyn): Say, will the infrareds be getting brainscrubs after this show? Lots of sensitive OR information flying about.
* Fieari-R-PNX-2 blinks, and wonders how he can use this to kill someone. *
Ath-R-TAR-3 says, "lusts after hot fun"
Ath-R-TAR-3 . o O ( / )
(GM Takyn -> Will-O-WSP-3): You'll see.
Tre-B-ECK says, "What year is it?"
* Fieari-R-PNX-2 bzzz *
* Lav-O-LMP-2 bzzz *
* Will-O-WSP-3 bzzz *
* Puns-R-FUN-4 buzz *
Paul-R-ICE-2: bzzz *
* Max-R-MIZ-3 bzzz *
* Ann-O-REO-2 bzzz *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Fieari."
Fieari-R-PNX-2: 2004?
Tre-B-ECK says, "Incorrect."
Tre-B-ECK says, "Lav."
Lav-O-LMP-2: Year of the Computer 214
Tre-B-ECK says, "That is correct."
Puns-R-FUN-4 says, "how do you know THAT?"
Fieari-R-PNX-2 says, "Oh, I should have said Year 194...."
Neil-O-GIN-2 . o O ( Back )
Tre-B-ECK says, "Force Sword awarded to Lav."
Lav-O-LMP-2 shouts, "Rock on!"
* Ath-R-TAR-3 backs away from lav *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Short Answer:"
Tre-B-ECK says, "Name some of your comrades."
* Puns-R-FUN-4 buzz *
* Ath-R-TAR-3 bzz *
* Will-O-WSP-3 bzzz *
* Fieari-R-PNX-2 bzzz *
Max-R-MIZ-3 says, "bzzz"
* Lav-O-LMP-2 bzzz *
* Neil-O-GIN-2 bzzz *
Paul-R-ICE-2: bzzz *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Puns:"
Tre-B-ECK says, "Ath:"
Tre-B-ECK says, "Will:"
Ath-R-TAR-3: my comrades name is hoil
Puns-R-FUN-4 says, "Stalin, Marx, Trotsky, "
Will-O-WSP-3 says, "Sta-R-LIN, Gu-R-BCV, and Chairman-MAO, to name a few."
Tre-B-ECK says, "The panel has decided that Will had the best answer."
Ath-R-TAR-3 says, "'hoil-i-wud"
Puns-R-FUN-4 . o O ( crap )
* Max-R-MIZ-3 remembers to hit the buzzer next time rather than saying 'Buzz! *
* Holl-I-WUD looks unamused. *
Ath-R-TAR-3 has exited, vid-stage left.
GM Takyn: Next clone for Ath.
* Will-O-WSP-3 smiles, showing his almost-white teeth. *
Ath-R-TAR-4 . o O ( lol )
Ath-R-TAR-4: i tried
Tre-B-ECK says, "Scrubot awarded to Will."
Will-O-WSP-3 screams, "Woooo!!!!"
* Ath-R-TAR-4 runs away from will *
* Fieari-R-PNX-2 blanches in fear and terror! *
GM Takyn: A miniature scrubot rolls in.
Fieari-R-PNX-2 screams, "AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Neil-O-GIN-2 says, "Awww, isn't it cute?"
* Lav-O-LMP-2 gulps in real fear *
* Will-O-WSP-3 pats the scrubot. 'Goooood boy. Good boy. *
Puns-R-FUN-4 shouts, "not a SCRUBOT!"
* Ath-R-TAR-4 starts to clean himself *
GM Takyn: It rolls up behind Will and says, "What are your orders, Captain CleaN?
* Ann-O-REO-2 thinks of her chainsaw *
Will-O-WSP-3 . o O ( I'll discuss alliances over PM. )
* Fieari-R-PNX-2 grips the podium VERY closely. *
* Max-R-MIZ-3 aims at the scrubot, just in case *
Neil-O-GIN-2 says, "Scrubot, did you notice how diry Max's cone rifle is?"
Neil-O-GIN-2 shouts, "Just look at all those shrapnel stains!"
Tre-B-ECK says, "Traitors, your attention, please."
* Ath-R-TAR-4 cleans himself like a dog *
Will-O-WSP-3 says, "Scrubot, when the floor will open, I'll have a VERY SPECIAL assignment for you."
* Neil-O-GIN-2 turns to Tre *
* Ann-O-REO-2 whispters something and waits for the next question. *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Standard question:"
Tre-B-ECK says, "Who is Spartacus?"
* Max-R-MIZ-3 bzzz *
* Neil-O-GIN-2 bzzz *
* Will-O-WSP-3 bzzz *
Paul-R-ICE-2: bzzz *
* Puns-R-FUN-4 buzz *
* Lav-O-LMP-2 bzzz *
* Fieari-R-PNX-2 bzzz *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Max"
Max-R-MIZ-3 shouts, "I'm Spartacus!"
Tre-B-ECK says, "That is correct."
Tre-B-ECK says, "ORANGE barrel to Max."
Lav-O-LMP-2 says, "WhaaaaaT?"
Ath-R-TAR-4 says, "ahhhhhhhhh"
Max-R-MIZ-3 says, "Ohhh.."
Puns-R-FUN-4 says, "i dont get it"
Paul-R-ICE-2 says, "What?"
Tre-B-ECK says, "So, audience, how are our traitors doing so far?"
* Ann-O-REO-2 holds up her chainsaw. *
* Ath-R-TAR-4 looks at noon *
(GM Takyn -> Max-R-MIZ-3): Sheesh. Kids.
* Ann-O-REO-2 grins at the audience. *
* Neil-O-GIN-2 puts his two guns in the air and primes the crowd *
(Max-R-MIZ-3 -> GM Takyn): I know, I know.
Observers are currently NOT heard.
Observers are currently heard.
* Fieari-R-PNX-2 holds up plackard reading "5 KILLS!" *
* Max-R-MIZ-3 holds cone rifle and YELLOW laser aloft *
Lav-O-LMP-2 . o O ( crickets )
Neil-O-GIN-2 says, "Who's going to make mincemeat out of these morons?!?"
Noon BLue APples: Go Ath! Death to Treason!
* Will-O-WSP-3 shows around his eyepatch. *
Merlyn: *cheers*
* Puns-R-FUN-4 holds up his fists! *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Very good."
* Lav-O-LMP-2 wields sword like a Jedi master *
Noon BLue APples: *applauds wildly*
Tre-B-ECK says, "Short answer:"
Tre-B-ECK says, "What do you think of our newest sponsor, SuperTastee SynthSnacks?"
* Neil-O-GIN-2 bzzz *
* Ath-R-TAR-4 bzzz *
* Fieari-R-PNX-2 bzzz *
* Will-O-WSP-3 bzzz *
* Ann-O-REO-2 bzzz *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Neil:"
* Max-R-MIZ-3 bzzz *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Ath:"
Tre-B-ECK says, "Fieari:"
Neil-O-GIN-2 shouts, "They make my tongue explode with delight and melt my brain into subtle joy!"
Ath-R-TAR-4 screams, "THEY TASTE LIKE BITS OF HOT AND COLD FUN AND B3 IN A BAG!!"
Fieari-R-PNX-2: It's so good, I can hardly tell it's plastic! It's almost like eating RealFood(tm) like the Red Delicious Apple the Computer once gave me!
Loke: oO(Wonders, Max-R gets Orange Laser Barrel, Strange)
Tre-B-ECK says, "Hmm. Endorsed by 3 out of 3 traitors. Seems like there will be some clearing out at STSS headquarters in the near future."
Tre-B-ECK says, "In any case..."
Neil-O-GIN-2 shouts, "Yes! Our mission is a success!"
Standback: YAY!
Tre-B-ECK says, "Our judges have ruled that Ath had the best answer."
Ath-R-TAR-4 screams, "COME ON!!!!"
* Puns-R-FUN-4 buzz *
Noon BLue APples: *Cheers wildly!*
* Ath-R-TAR-4 does happy dance *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Mutation enhancement pill to Ath."
Neil-O-GIN-2 shouts, "What? A drugged monkey could've come up with that answer!"
Will-O-WSP-3 . o O ( Oh, crap. )
Ath-R-TAR-4 says, "what mutation?"
Neil-O-GIN-2 shouts, "You're a hack!"
* Neil-O-GIN-2 points at Ath *
* Max-R-MIZ-3 boos *
Neil-O-GIN-2 shouts, "A complete and utter hack!"
* Lav-O-LMP-2 hisses *
Ann-O-REO-2: "Quiet Neil, Or else!
* Ann-O-REO-2 licks a bit of blood off her arm. *
* Ath-R-TAR-4 looks at you all in comtempt *
Puns-R-FUN-4 says, "eww"
Tre-B-ECK says, "Well of course we we'ren't looking for your reccommendations, traitors."
Tre-B-ECK says, "But Ath made it sound the worst. Though not by much."
Neil-O-GIN-2 says, "Why not?"
Standback: Wait - I've got it! THEY TASTE LIKE ITS OF HOT AND COLD FUN AND B3 IN A BAG!
* Fieari-R-PNX-2 'Because we're traitors. *
Will-O-WSP-3 says, "Friend Tre-B, how do they really taste like?"
Neil-O-GIN-2 says, "Truly sublime foods should taste good to everyone, loyalist and traitor alike."
Will-O-WSP-3 says, "I mean, to a loyal citizen such as yourself?"
* Tre-B-ECK eyes Will *
Will-O-WSP-3 says, "An upstanding loyal citizen with a winning smile?"
Tre-B-ECK says, "Would you like to be asking the questions, traitor?"
Will-O-WSP-3 says, "Er, no sir. It's not my place to ask."
Tre-B-ECK says, "That is correct."
Neil-O-GIN-2 shouts, "Why, one of the reasons we're traitors is to steal all of those wonderful SynthSnacks for ourselves!"
Loke: Go Will Go
Tre-B-ECK says, "Now..."
Tre-B-ECK says, "Standard question:"
(Ath-R-TAR-4 -> GM Takyn): who long does the pill last?
(GM Takyn -> Ath-R-TAR-4): one combat "round"
Standback: YAY!
Tre-B-ECK says, "Who published..."
Tre-B-ECK says, "the Communist pamphlet..."
* Puns-R-FUN-4 buzz *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Penalty to Puns."
* Ann-O-REO-2 bzzz *
* Fieari-R-PNX-2 bzzz *
* Ath-R-TAR-4 bzzz *
Neil-O-GIN-2 shouts, "Sucker!"
Ann-O-REO-2: "Doh1
Tre-B-ECK says, "And Ann, Fieari, and Ath."
Neil-O-GIN-2 shouts, "-ers!"
Tre-B-ECK says, "All prohibited from answering this question"
* Tre-B-ECK coughs *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Who published..."
Tre-B-ECK says, "the Communist pamphlet..."
Tre-B-ECK says, "Das Kapital?"
* Will-O-WSP-3 bzzz *
* Neil-O-GIN-2 bzzz *
* Ann-O-REO-2 bzzz *
* Max-R-MIZ-3 bzzz *
* Lav-O-LMP-2 bzzz *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Will:"
Paul-R-ICE-2: bzzz *
Fieari-R-PNX-2 . o O ( Oh! I thought the Communist pamphlet was CALLED "Penalty to Puns" )
Will-O-WSP-3 says, "Karl Marx?"
Tre-B-ECK says, "That is correct."
Ath-R-TAR-4 . o O ( same here )
Standback: BAY!
Lav-O-LMP-2 says, "I was sure it was Max-R"
Tre-B-ECK says, "Steel Knuckels awarded to Will."
Will-O-WSP-3 shouts, "Id like to dedicate my next kill with it to all the upstanding fine IntSec lads!"
Merlyn: LOL
(Ann-O-REO-2 -> GM Takyn): who's next to me?
Max-R-MIZ-3 says, "What next kill?"
(GM Takyn -> Ann-O-REO-2): Everyone's pretty far away at their own podiums
Neil-O-GIN-2 says, "Keep that up and we'll send you to them in lots of small boxes."
Tre-B-ECK says, "Next kill?"
* Tre-B-ECK pulls the lever *
(Ann-O-REO-2 -> GM Takyn): how are the buzzers set up?
Tre-B-ECK says, "Down, down, down"
*** COMBAT ROUND BEGINS ***
(Ann-O-REO-2 -> GM Takyn): Are they on wires?
(GM Takyn -> Ann-O-REO-2): Little plastic button to press
* Will-O-WSP-3 punches Paul in the kneecap. 'Quick, scrubby, get Max!' *
* Ath-R-TAR-4 grabs puns hand and runs towards paul to clothesline him *
* Neil-O-GIN-2 dual-wields, shooting his ice gun at Ath and his tangler at Max *
(Neil-O-GIN-2 -> GM Takyn): +4 PP to both
* Fieari-R-PNX-2 tosses his Hot Fun directly into Max's face, but if possible, getting more people in the splash, besides myself. It's like a granade, but sticky! *
(Fieari-R-PNX-2 -> GM Takyn): 10 points to get multiple people not myself
* Paul-R-ICE-2 Collapse hard on Will, trying to exert maximum force against his spine. *
* Ann-O-REO-2 goes after Puns with the chainsaw! WHRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! "BLOOOOD!" *
* Lav-O-LMP-2 swings Force sword with a mighty arc down through Ann from top to bottom, screaming "nooooo, it's not truuuuuee. It's IMPOSSIBLE!!!!" *
* Puns-R-FUN-4 links hands with Ath whilst dodging laser fire and clothes-lines Paul *
* Max-R-MIZ-3 fires cone rifle round at Will-O's mouth. 'Taste this Hot Fun, scum! *
*** COMBAT ROUND COMPLETE ***
(Remember to Unfreeze your players to resume normal play.)
GM Takyn: Lav, I thought you should know, that made me physcially laugh out loudl.
(Ann-O-REO-2 -> GM Takyn): I'm dead ;p
(Lav-O-LMP-2 -> GM Takyn): Thankeee
GM Takyn: Aack...
GM Takyn: Will and Ath swing and go down in a heap.
GM Takyn: Making Ath an easy target for shards of ice into his skull...
Ath-R-TAR-4 is pushing up traitorous daises.
GM Takyn: And making will an "innocent" bystander.
Will-O-WSP-3 has kicked the synthe-bucket.
(Ann-O-REO-2 -> GM Takyn): Or not!
(Ann-O-REO-2 -> GM Takyn): yet
GM Takyn: Of course, he'd be riddled with cone shells anyways, but meh.
GM Takyn: Max gets his legs all tangled up...
GM Takyn: Making ti quite easy for Fieari to deposit some MegaHott-flavored Hot Fun all over his face.
Max-R-MIZ-3 has got bored of his present clone.
(Fieari-R-PNX-2 -> GM Takyn): Wow. That's sure some hot fun!
GM Takyn: And... All the text is blurring together...
GM Takyn: Scrubby dissolves the tangles around Max's body. Good work, Scrubby!
GM Takyn: And Ann turns Puns into handy portable chunks.
Puns-R-FUN-4 has drunk his last bottle of Bouncy Bubble Beverage.
GM Takyn: Here coems the gas...
*** COMBAT ROUND BEGINS ***
Puns-R-FUN's turn was skipped.
Max-R-MIZ's turn was skipped.
Will-O-WSP's turn was skipped.
Ath-R-TAR's turn was skipped.
(Lav-O-LMP-2 -> GM Takyn): What about my jedi move?
(GM Takyn -> Lav-O-LMP-2): Oooooh...
(GM Takyn -> Lav-O-LMP-2): I'll get it, thanks.
Neil-O-GIN-2 shouts, "You want some of this?!? Come get it!"
(Neil-O-GIN-2 -> GM Takyn): Dodge and dual-attack the first person to try and attack me. +4 PP to both
* Fieari-R-PNX-2 pick up some blood or other goop, and try to wipe my hands on whoever (living) is closest to me *
(Max-R-MIZ-4 -> GM Takyn): Ahem. Unfreeze?
* Paul-R-ICE-2 Deliver a flying kick to Ann's head shouting "Go Funball!" *
(Max-R-MIZ-4 -> GM Takyn): Oh, sorry.
(GM Takyn -> Max-R-MIZ-4): We're in combat...
(Max-R-MIZ-4 -> GM Takyn): THought we were back inside.
* Ann-O-REO-2 spins around, addressing Lav...in a British accent? "Rihgt-o, Old chap, how would you like a cup of TeaSir? BLOOD Flavor!" She tries to cleave Lav in half! *
* Lav-O-LMP-2 continues to hack and slash at Ann, screaming about "Y-O-DAA" *
*** COMBAT ROUND COMPLETE ***
(Remember to Unfreeze your players to resume normal play.)
Standback: WOOT! WOOT! WOOT! TOOW! WOOT! XEROX! WOOT!
GM Takyn: Silly me, I forgot Lav's attack from the last round.
(Puns-R-FUN-5 -> GM Takyn): i should still be alive!
(Puns-R-FUN-5 -> GM Takyn): ann was killed!
GM Takyn: He struck her down, but surely she will rise even more powerful than before. Or some such nonsense.
Ann-O-REO-2 is, alas, no more.
(GM Takyn -> Puns-R-FUN-5): hush.
(Puns-R-FUN-5 -> GM Takyn): please? refund me?
(GM Takyn -> Puns-R-FUN-5): No, she died while killing yoou. Simultaneous.
(Puns-R-FUN-5 -> GM Takyn): darn.
(Puns-R-FUN-5 -> GM Takyn): damn the GM's omnipresent power!
GM Takyn: So uh... How about another round. eh?
*** COMBAT ROUND BEGINS ***
Ann-O-REO's turn was skipped.
Ath-R-TAR's turn was skipped.
Will-O-WSP's turn was skipped.
Max-R-MIZ's turn was skipped.
Standback: FINISH HIM!
Puns-R-FUN's turn was skipped.
Merlyn: KILL 'EM! KILL 'EM ALL!
* Neil-O-GIN-2 dives into the melee, firing madly. "Arrrrgh! I'll ice you all!" *
(Neil-O-GIN-2 -> GM Takyn): Try to run over the backs one or two of them, shooting down.
* Fieari-R-PNX-2 tries to dirty his hands and then wipe them on Paul's face *
Jackal: Hoorah!
* Paul-R-ICE-2 delivers a flying kick to Lav in the chest, dodging Fieari-R *
* Lav-O-LMP-2 twirls through the air to deliver a mighty jedi slash at Paul-R. "You killed my Aunt and Uncle, you BASTARD!" *
*** COMBAT ROUND COMPLETE ***
(Remember to Unfreeze your players to resume normal play.)
GM Takyn: Fieari gets Paul dirty.
GM Takyn: Paul delivers a flying kick to midair.
GM Takyn: Whereupon he is struck down in his prime. How sad.
Paul-R-ICE-2 has gone to Great Alpha Complex in the Sky.
GM Takyn: Neil runs about and sticks the floor with ice shards, before falling unconious.
GM Takyn: Everyone and everything is brought back up to the podiums...
GM Takyn: Along with new clones...
Tre-B-ECK says, "Well, it looks like we're about out of time for today's show."
Tre-B-ECK says, "So let's trim the field."
Tre-B-ECK says, "What clone number are you traitors on?"
(Fieari-R-PNX-2 -> GM Takyn): We're frozen.
Puns-R-FUN-5 says, "5"
Paul-R-ICE-3 says, "3"
Max-R-MIZ-4 shouts, "4, sir!"
Fieari-R-PNX-2 says, "2"
Ann-O-REO-3: 3
Lav-O-LMP-2: 2
Neil-O-GIN-2 shouts, "Number two and feelin' cool!"
Ath-R-TAR-5: 5
Will-O-WSP-4 shouts, "4, sir!"
Puns-R-FUN-5 says, "1"
* Fieari-R-PNX-2 holds up a new sign reading "SIX! SIX! SIX TRAITOROUS CLONES DOWN!" *
Tre-B-ECK says, "Right. Time to narrow the herd."
Puns-R-FUN-5 has bought the highly-treasonous farm.
Puns-R-FUN-6 has got bored of his present clone.
Puns-R-FUN-7 has bought the highly-treasonous farm.
Max-R-MIZ-4 is, alas, no more.
Max-R-MIZ-5 has drunk his last bottle of Bouncy Bubble Beverage.
Max-R-MIZ-6 has exited, vid-stage left.
Max-R-MIZ-7 has ceased to show any signs of life.
Tre-B-ECK: Hm.
Puns-R-FUN-8 . o O ( why? Why? WHY? )
Ann-O-REO-3 . o O ( It's a code 7! )
Will-O-WSP-4 has been visited by the reaper-bot.
Will-O-WSP-5 has gone to Great Alpha Complex in the Sky.
Will-O-WSP-6 has kicked the synthe-bucket.
Will-O-WSP-7 has passed away.
Fieari-R-PNX-2 . o O ( Well look at that. It is indeed.... )
S.Joehanson: very confusing
Max-R-MIZ-8 . o O ( Does this mean we don't get any B3? )
Tre-B-ECK . o O ( in any case, you at 8 are all dead. Sorry. )
Ath-R-TAR-5 is, alas, no more.
Ath-R-TAR-6 has eaten his last Hot Fun.
Ath-R-TAR-7 has passed away.
Will-O-WSP-8 . o O ( Am I a ghost pirate now? )
Puns-R-FUN-8 . o O ( dont forger ath! )
Puns-R-FUN-8 . o O ( hehe )
Tre-B-ECK says, "So, who's left?"
Ath-R-TAR-8 . o O ( thanks pun )
Fieari-R-PNX-2 says, "I am."
Paul-R-ICE-3 says, "Me"
Neil-O-GIN-2 says, "Whoa. Messy."
Ann-O-REO-3: "Me.
Puns-R-FUN-8 . o O ( s'alright )
Lav-O-LMP-2: i
* Neil-O-GIN-2 raises hand *
Ann-O-REO-3: *lick* *slurp*
Tre-B-ECK says, "Right. Time for Final Jeopardy."
GM Takyn: DUN DUN DUN!
Puns-R-FUN-8 . o O ( buzz? )
Lav-O-LMP-2 shouts, "Woot!"
(Fieari-R-PNX-2 -> GM Takyn): You can rename their clones to include "Dead"... if you want
Noon BLue APples: *Cheers Wildly!*
Max-R-MIZ-8 . o O ( Dead, dead, dead! )
S.Joehanson: wooo
(GM Takyn -> Fieari-R-PNX-2): Too much work, not enough time
Earion: *Cheers*
(Fieari-R-PNX-2 -> GM Takyn): Right
S.Joehanson: *whistles*
GM Takyn: You see a VIOLET IntSec officer come up on stage.
Puns-R-FUN-8 . o O ( buzz? )
* Fieari-R-PNX-2 gasps! *
S.Joehanson: booo
Puns-R-FUN-8 . o O ( buzz? )
Fieari-R-PNX-2 shouts, "Your honorship!"
Will-O-WSP-8 . o O ( I use my ghost pirate powerz to make him sneeze. )
Neil-O-GIN-2 shouts, "Whoa. High clearance target!"
Fieari-R-PNX-2 shouts, "I honor and revere you every day!"
* Howard-V-IOW looks at you all *
Neil-O-GIN-2 says, "If only I had a tacnuke..."
* Lav-O-LMP-2 smiles cheerfully *
Puns-R-FUN-8 . o O ( buzz? )
Howard-V-IOW says, "So, one of you wants to be my Secret Agent, eh?"
* Neil-O-GIN-2 grins evilly *
Fieari-R-PNX-2 shouts, "YES!"
Paul-R-ICE-3: bzzz *'Yes, please
* Neil-O-GIN-2 shrugs. "Maybe." *
* Ann-O-REO-3 licks blood off her her chainsaw. "Of course. *
Neil-O-GIN-2 says, "What I'd really like to do is kill you and take your place."
Puns-R-FUN-8 . o O ( Not very secret seeings as everyone in the Alpha Complex is Watching! lol )
Howard-V-IOW: You have one minute to compose your first masterful plan as an IntSec secret agent. After I say "REVEAL", post your plan here. BEGIN! ONE MINUTE!
GM Takyn: Do doo do de de do doo do....
GM Takyn . o O ( insert your own Jeopardy music here. )
Puns-R-FUN-8 . o O ( countdown music )
Jackal: sings*
Standback: Do do do do, do do do do...
S.Joehanson: you could vut the tension with a chain gun
Max-R-MIZ-8 . o O ( I'll have a cone rifle, please Carol )
Ath-R-TAR-8 . o O ( whisles countdown tune )
S.Joehanson: *cut
Puns-R-FUN-8 . o O ( ath, did you kill anyone? i dont think i did! )
GM Takyn shouts, "REVEAL! NOW!"
Lav-O-LMP-2: As Intsec agent, I would infiltrate the Illuminati, pretend to become one of their members, and subvert their leader into reporting all comings and goings to IntSec, so that we could dominate the Complex... er root out subversive elements.
Howard-V-IOW says, "REVEAL! NOW"
Fieari-R-PNX-2: I plan to use my secret society as a front to finagle my way into the upper escalons of that society, and undermine its workings from within, reporting all REALLY treasonous stuff immediately. And since I am a member of the Illuminati, and I KNOW you're just DYING to get an agent in there, the OBVIOUS choice is me.
Ath-R-TAR-8 . o O ( nope lol )
Neil-O-GIN-2 shouts, "I will infiltrate the Secret Societies while pretending to infiltrate IntSec for them. I'll take the credit for any IntSec agents unmasked out in the field, making them believe I'm a reliable traitor. Once I get their trust, I'll switch sides and capture the lot of them!"
Paul-R-ICE-3 says, "Write a staggeringly complicated worm that infiltrates all the other clones PDCs and translate all content and ongoing communications into Russian. Or something..."
Fieari-R-PNX-2 . o O ( Haha! We all answered the same things! )
Ann-O-REO-3 shouts, "I know the secret locations of several secret society locations. I know the locations where several communist party cells meet. I will deliver them all to you! I will expose Howard-Y for the traitor he is! And I WILL MAKE QUOTAS!"
Fieari-R-PNX-2 . o O ( Except that I really AM illuminati. The other one is just a faker. )
Howard-V-IOW says, "Now, to decide...."
Howard-V-IOW says, "Firstly, I enjoy promptness."
Ann-O-REO-3 has ceased to show any signs of life.
Ann-O-REO-4 has ceased to show any signs of life.
Ann-O-REO-5 has got bored of his present clone.
Ann-O-REO-6 has got bored of his present clone.
Ann-O-REO-7 . o O ( Curses )
Ann-O-REO-7 has gone to Great Alpha Complex in the Sky.
Paul-R-ICE-3 has passed onto a better sector.
Paul-R-ICE-4 has passed away.
Paul-R-ICE-5 is pushing up traitorous daises.
Paul-R-ICE-6 has been visited by the reaper-bot.
Paul-R-ICE-7 has bought the highly-treasonous farm.
Neil-O-GIN-2 . o O ( Whew... )
Howard-V-IOW says, "Now, Lav, Fieari, and Neil..."
Puns-R-FUN-8 . o O ( ann. that's karma. )
Puns-R-FUN-8 . o O ( hehe )
Puns-R-FUN-8 . o O ( kill me TWICE! )
* Lav-O-LMP-2 smiles vigorously *
Fieari-R-PNX-2 says, "Yes?"
Will-O-WSP-8 . o O ( Nah. Karma's what happens when you kill bunnies and get hit by a truck. )
Ann-O-REO-8 . o O ( Shadup. I'll come back to haunt Alpha as the Chainsaw Ghost! )
Will-O-WSP-8 . o O ( You're no match for me, the great Ghost Pirate! Arrrg! )
Puns-R-FUN-8 . o O ( i'll haunt as a... er... FIST GHOST! )
* Neil-O-GIN-2 makes the "finger across the neck" motion again to Lav & Fieari, grinning. *
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(Fieari-R-PNX-2 -> GM Takyn): ALL my GPPs to win.
Howard-V-IOW says, "Well, I think the choice is obvious. Only one clone made contact with their secret society that we detected. And a most useful Secret Society that would be. Thus..."
Ath-R-TAR-8 . o O ( i'll be the SHOE GHOST!! )
Puns-R-FUN-8 . o O ( ? )
Fieari-R-PNX has been promoted to Blue clearance!
Neil-O-GIN-2 has passed away.
Fieari-B-PNX-2: Woohoo!
Neil-O-GIN-3 has kicked the synthe-bucket.
Neil-O-GIN-4 is, alas, no more.
Neil-O-GIN-5 has bought the highly-treasonous farm.
* Max-R-MIZ-8 boo *
Neil-O-GIN-6 has bought the highly-treasonous farm.
Neil-O-GIN-7 has shuffled off this mortal sector.
* Max-R-MIZ-8 hisses *
Lav-O-LMP-2 has eaten his last Hot Fun.
Lav-O-LMP-3 is pushing up traitorous daises.
Lav-O-LMP-4 is pushing up traitorous daises.
Lav-O-LMP-5 has been visited by the reaper-bot.
Lav-O-LMP-6 has eaten his last Hot Fun.
Lav-O-LMP-7 has passed onto a better sector.
Lav-O-LMP-8 . o O ( bummer )
Neil-O-GIN-8 . o O ( Damn. Knew I should've chosen a Secret Society. )
Puns-R-FUN-8 . o O ( the screaming, THE SCREAMING! )
Ath-R-TAR-8 . o O ( applards )
Jackal: *applauds deaths*
Standback: YAAAAAAY!
S.Joehanson: *clapping*
The Computer says, "SHOW COMPLETED. INFRAREDS KNOW TOO MUCH OLD RECKONING KNOWLEDGE."
Noon BLue APples: *laughs uproariously*
Puns-R-FUN-8 . o O ( so much SCREAMING! )
Standback: **ripples**
The Computer says, "TERMINATION."
Neil-O-GIN-8 . o O ( I got second place! I got second place! )
Ann-O-REO-8 . o O ( I chose PSION just so I could find out what that "odd feeling" was )
GM Takyn: Lasers destroy the entire INFRARED audience.
Standback: YAY! Termina--
Standback: GAK!
Ann-O-REO-8 . o O ( Not that it helped. )
Puns-R-FUN-8 . o O ( HAHA )
GM Takyn: Hooray for game shows!
Territan: Wha---??
Fieari-B-PNX-2 says, "I would like to thank my secret society, the no good lazy arses, who gave me NO HELP in this game until the very very end, for which I will betray them."
GM Takyn: -- END GAME --
Noon BLue APples: Zot! Piffle! Thud!
Loke: Doh
Puns-R-FUN-8: nice one takyn
* Will-O-WSP-8 applauses. *
Noon BLue APples: Great game Takyn!
Puns-R-FUN-8: good game
* Will-O-WSP-8 applauds, that is. *
* Max-R-MIZ-8 bows to audience who are now a large pile of goo *
S.Joehanson: MY BRAINS
Ann-O-REO-8: Yes. BLOOOOOD!
Standback: Very nicely done! :)
* Ath-R-TAR-8 claps at GM *
Territan: Burble ominously.
Will-O-WSP-8 says, "Yeah, GREAT game."
GM Takyn: Exellent work, all players. I enjoyed it tremendously.
Ann-O-REO-8: Tak, were you keeping track of perversity?
Earion: *bubbles*
* Puns-R-FUN-8 tips his hat *
Neil-O-GIN-8: So how'd he do it?
Max-R-MIZ-8 says, "Great stuff."
* Ath-R-TAR-8 takes the pill *
Puns-R-FUN-8: tell us SECRETS!!!!
Lav-O-LMP-8: Excellent - much fun!
GM Takyn: He did actually ask for a SS and got a note before the game even started.
Standback: Loved the 'pairing off' bit ;)
Ann-O-REO-8: "I mean, general perv points?
GM Takyn: Thus, they knew he was telling the truth about the Illuminati.
Max-R-MIZ-8 says, "Yeah. Teams. Hehe."
Puns-R-FUN-8: perv points? sicko
Neil-O-GIN-8: BEFORE? Ah...
Territan: I've got to try one of htese myself some day.
S.Joehanson: Yeah
Neil-O-GIN-8: Of course... doesn't that mean the Illuminati will kill and/or subjugate him to their will later?
S.Joehanson: There always full
GM Takyn: Whew. Now where is Fargmania doing this drawing? We've got a schedule to keep!
Lav-O-LMP-8: Come to the great book giveaway! Starting in just a few minutes!! See y'all later.
Ann-O-REO-8: His server isup
Ath-R-TAR-8: lol c u all
Neil-O-GIN-8: Just one comment, Takyn.
Puns-R-FUN-8: post the log!
Ath-R-TAR-8: bye
GM Takyn: Yes?
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Fieari-B-PNX-2: Was anyone other than me spending points?
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Territan: No, I meant running one. >:)
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