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As, apparently, there are elections in PLN Sector, let's vote for the Sector's most popular bot:
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| Quote of the Daycycle | Be all that you can be - find your future in Internal Security.
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Celebrating twenty and five years of PARANOIA
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As chronicled in Gamma Very High Programmer Allen Varney's archives, the year 194 of the Computer saw the first edition of the PARANOIA roleplaying game. Utopia was warmly embraced and Citizens all over the world were very happy. After countless Communist infiltrations and Free Enterprise takeovers, it became popular to go Ourdoors to try different things. Twenty years later, the year 214 saw the rebirth of Utopia and Citizens were all too eager to rejoin Alpha Complex and the rule of the Computer. This was such a success that the year 214 has been iterated five times so far.
This year, the Computer declared it is time to celebrate these twenty and five years of PARANOIA. Here at Paranoia-Live.net we will be celebrating these anniversaries with special events. Keep an eye out for more news soon!
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Presidential Elections?!
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Why elections would be necessary in a world where everything is perfect (yes, really, the Computer says so, remember?), is anyone's guess. Ok, so they're not necessary, they sure are bound to increase Citizen Joe-R's happiness index by 0.2%. HPD&MC says so. Do you doubt HPD&MC? So can we have elections in PLN Sector? Yes, we can! Visit the IC forum game to find out more about it.
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Happy holidays
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The administrators of Paranoia-Live (yes, we do still exist - any rumors mentioning the contrary are punishable by summary termination) wish you a happy holiday season. All the best to you and yours and may your need for Troubleshooters be minimal, except for fun.
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Attention all newbie GMs!
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Loyal citizen No.5127 noticed a frequent repetition of questions by newbie GMs. In a valliant attempt to improve forum efficiency, he collected all questions posted, categorized them, searched the board for the appropriate answers, categorized those, wrote an article about it and submitted it for categorization. Commendation point.
No longer do you need to waste 29% of your valuable time serving the Computer searching for answers. Your answers are all here in this 'Introduction for newbie GMs'. Unless you are a player of course, in which case your next clone will be happy to explain why you were found reading an ULTRAVIOLET clearance article in the first place.
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NPC Roll Call
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Over the last year a new cast of NPC characters have made their appearance in the IC forum game. Now you can find all of them brotherly and sisterly together on the NPC page.
If you want to meet those famous characters from PLN Sector in person, feel free to join the IC game in the forum. Free outfit, three solid meals a day, weekly payment and all the excitement you could ever ask for.
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Signs & Portents Paranoia articles
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For several yearcycles now, The HPD&MC service firm Mongoose Publishing has been printing PARANOIA related articles in their magazine Signs & Portents. A commendation point to all loyal citizens who can list these articles by heart. For all citizens who have been enjoying their Tella-O comics instead of their mandatory reading materials, here's your chance to redeem yourself.
Paranoia-Live is proud to present the complete list of all PARANOIA related articles ever published in Signs & Portents in our Articles section. This list will be updated periodically as new articles become available.
Exams will be next Mandatory Inspection Day.
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Yes we're still active!
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Here at Paranoia-Live.net, we're troubled by rumors that this page is inactive. It's very active, you're just not cleared to see the activity. Except for the new poll.
But you ARE cleared to go to the forums , which are a veritable hotbed of activity. If you think all we're about is a small clock embedded in a lot of static content, head over there and see where the real action is!
Failure to do so is punishable by summary execution.
Rumors that this is a recycled message are treason.
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AlphaNet Relay Chat Now Active
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Citizens!
No longer must you toil alone, nor wait for a response to your urgent postings! Now, you may rejoice (rejoicing is mandatory) at the ability to instantly communicate with anyone who's online the same time you are, thanks to ARC -- AlphaNet Relay Chat!
Of course, only loyal (registered) citizens may take advantage of this great new technology. And never fear -- IntSec won't be monitoring you! Why not? Because The Computer will be! And so will your fellow loyal citizens! Sleep easily knowing your every private communication is being kept sanitized from treason, and safe from the Commie menace.
AlphaNet Relay Chat. Bringing P-Live.net into the year 214.
NOTE: ARC is available at the site's forums. There's also a forum thread for discussion of the feature.
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Yes we're still active!
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Here at Paranoia-Live.net, we're troubled by rumors that this page is inactive. It's very active, you're just not cleared to see the activity.
But you ARE cleared to go to the forums , which are a veritable hotbed of activity. If you think all we're about is a small clock embedded in a lot of static content, head over there and see where the real action is!
Failure to do so is punishable by summary execution.
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P-Live Donation Drive
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UPDATE: Mandatory celebrations all round! The donation drive ran for less than 24 hours before achieving it's goal! Sincere thanks from the P-Live team to all those who stepped up.
~The Paranoia-Live Team
Good and loyal citizens of PLN Sector!
It is approaching the time of year when Friend Computer charges the administrators a fee for running this sector. Anyone who wishes to show their thanks to the ULTRAVIOLET administrators for the time they enjoy in our happy sector is asked to consider donating something towards our server costs. To do so click this link.
Alternatvely, you could further our glorious cause by helping to promote Paranoia-Live.
The Computer thanks you.
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