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AlphaNet Relay Chat Now Active

Citizens! No longer must you toil alone, nor wait for a response to your urgent postings! Now, you may rejoice (rejoicing is mandatory) at the ability to instantly communicate with anyone who's online the same time you are, thanks to ARC -- AlphaNet Relay Chat! Of course, only loyal (registered) citizens may take advantage of this great new technology. And never fear -- IntSec won't be monitoring you! Why not? Because The Computer will be! And so will your fellow loyal citizens! Sleep easily knowing your every private communication is being kept sanitized from treason, and safe from the Commie menace. AlphaNet Relay Chat. Bringing P-Live.net into the year 214. NOTE: ARC is available at the site's forums. There's also a forum thread for discussion of the feature. Saulres Thursday 21 December 2006 - 22:02:00 Read/Post Comment: 0

Yes we're still active!

Here at Paranoia-Live.net, we're troubled by rumors that this page is inactive. It's very active, you're just not cleared to see the activity. But you ARE cleared to go to the forums , which are a veritable hotbed of activity. If you think all we're about is a small clock embedded in a lot of static content, head over there and see where the real action is! Failure to do so is punishable by summary execution. Saulres Monday 27 November 2006 - 12:22:41 Read/Post Comment: 0

P-Live Donation Drive

UPDATE: Mandatory celebrations all round! The donation drive ran for less than 24 hours before achieving it's goal! Sincere thanks from the P-Live team to all those who stepped up. ~The Paranoia-Live Team Good and loyal citizens of PLN Sector! It is approaching the time of year when Friend Computer charges the administrators a fee for running this sector. Anyone who wishes to show their thanks to the ULTRAVIOLET administrators for the time they enjoy in our happy sector is asked to consider donating something towards our server costs. To do so click this link. Alternatvely, you could further our glorious cause by helping to promote Paranoia-Live. The Computer thanks you. Jazzer Saturday 21 January 2006 - 20:34:14 Read/Post Comment: 0

Happy Holidays from PLN Sector!

The administrators of Paranoia-Live would like to you wish you a happy, treason-free holiday season. All the best to you and yours. As our gift to you, participants in the Forum Game will notice a Sant-R-CLS hat in their inventory. Wear it with joy, and enjoy the season you're not cleared to know about! (Rumors about the Sant-R-CLS hats are treason.) Takyn Saturday 24 December 2005 - 06:55:14 Read/Post Comment: 0

JParanoia Version 1.31.1 Released

A new version of JParanoia has been released. This new version fixes a problem with the registry that will prevent all previous versions of JParanoia from working correctly. All users should download the new version of JParanoia from the "Download" link in the JParanoia section on the left-hand side of this page. Please note that the only file you really need from the zip archive is the new .jar file. (And the .bat file if you use that.) You can reuse your current jpConfig.ini file so you don't have to bother setting all of your defaults again. You can just extract the zip archive to some other folder, yank out the .jar file and drop it into your pre-existing JParanoia folder. Takyn Sunday 24 July 2005 - 15:53:52 Read/Post Comment: 0

Phase IV Is Here!

Do not delay. Read the full Phase IV announcement. Why are you still here, citizen? The Computer Wednesday 08 June 2005 - 17:55:31 Read/Post Comment: 0

Commie Rumours!

Attention all citizens! Commie mutant traitors have started a rumour that all P-Live forum members now have access to secret society membership via their forum profiles. Of course, these lies are just another example of commie treason at its worst. No such facility exists. You can see for yourselves if you visit the forum and click the profile button situated top right of the main page. Below your username and password information you will now see an option for service group. You will of course not see any information regarding secret societies or indeed mutations. The very thought! All citizens are invited to report to your chosen service group as soon as possible. Alpha Complex needs you! Thank you for your cooperation. The Computer The Computer Friday 22 April 2005 - 16:19:40 Read/Post Comment: 0

Loyalty test completed

Will all citizens who were involved in the recent treasonous activities please report to the designated confession booth. Thank you for your cooperation. Jazzer Sunday 03 April 2005 - 15:08:00 Read/Post Comment: 1

Efficiency Work Ratios

Citizens, it would appear that our move has gone just as smoothly as predicted. Our new server equipment is working so well in fact that we feel confident in introducing a new work schedule for you al$...(Cs... >> SECURITY OVERIDE IN PROGRESS..... >> SECURITY OVERIDE COMPLETE >> UV CHANNEL SPOOFER RUNNING >> >Right, I haven't got much time. This thing's running on a RAM loop so that gives me two minutes before their security systems kick in. All you need to do is go here. I've laid all the information out for you. Just don't be a newbie and view it on your PDC unless you're running at least Hammer v3.4. BlueField just won't protect you unless you have the latest hacked security patch. Anyway, I gotta run. --AlphaOne >> CHANNEL REOPENED ...ds&!ours about the incorrect prediction that apparently stated such measures would result in a 234.2% increase in death by drowning. I'm sure you can see why this year promises to be our best so far! Jazzer* Sunday 06 March 2005 - 20:22:52 Read/Post Comment: 0

Welcome home, citizen.

If you are reading this, you have reached the new server. Praise The Computer and rejoice that he has granted you this shiny new site to serve him on! Takyn Tuesday 01 March 2005 - 06:41:00 Read/Post Comment: 0

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