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What is your favorite episode of The Adventures of Teela O'Malley?

How can you make me choose?!

15.26% [49 votes]

The one where she fights the commies! Oh wait.

34.27% [110 votes]

#492H: A Treasonous Turn

8.1% [26 votes]

The one my previous clone got off a filesharing site.

15.58% [50 votes]

I don't watch that bourgeois vidshow! Death to The Computer!

26.79% [86 votes]



Votes: 321
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Poll #33
Which is your favorite non-mission supplement for the current edition of PARANOIA?
Posted by Saulres. Active from Monday 17 April 2006 - 13:18:04 to Thursday 19 April 2007 - 11:51:34. Total votes: 157

GM Screen & Mission Blender 17.83% [Votes: 28]
The Traitor's Manual 24.2% [Votes: 38]
The Mutant Experience 5.73% [Votes: 9]
STUFF 6.37% [Votes: 10]
Extreme PARANOIA 28.03% [Votes: 44]
Service, Service 5.1% [Votes: 8]
Criminal Histories 6.37% [Votes: 10]
The Underplex 6.37% [Votes: 10]
Poll #32
Would you consider going to a PARANOIA convention?
Posted by Saulres. Active from Monday 28 November 2005 - 10:37:05 to Monday 17 April 2006 - 13:18:04. Total votes: 256

Only if in the UK 25.39% [Votes: 65]
Only if in the US 45.31% [Votes: 116]
Only if in Australia 4.69% [Votes: 12]
Only if elsewhere 16.02% [Votes: 41]
No 8.59% [Votes: 22]
Poll #31
What toy surprise do you want in your breakfast cereal?
Posted by Saulres. Active from Monday 22 August 2005 - 10:31:38 to Monday 28 November 2005 - 10:37:05. Total votes: 330

Mini Laser Pistol (functional) 16.36% [Votes: 54]
Troubleshooter Plushie 3.64% [Votes: 12]
Bot Plushie 3.33% [Votes: 11]
Coupon for extra Cold Fun next mealcycle 1.52% [Votes: 5]
Commie furry hat 12.12% [Votes: 40]
Actual breakfast cereal 14.24% [Votes: 47]
Book: "20 Ways To Detect A Traitor" 10.3% [Votes: 34]
All my needs are provided by The Computer so I need no bogus "incentives" 38.48% [Votes: 127]
Poll #30
Are you planning to attend GenCon 2005?
Posted by The Computer. Active from Sunday 29 May 2005 - 22:52:00 to Monday 22 August 2005 - 10:31:38. Total votes: 112

Yes 13.39% [Votes: 15]
No 86.61% [Votes: 97]
Tombking | 30 May : 05:57
Guest

Registered: 31 Dec : 16:00

YAY! first to vote!

Silent | 30 May : 07:01
Guest

Registered: 31 Dec : 16:00

Why do people always hate GenCon? It such a good convention!

Saulres | 01 Jun : 10:43
Active from : 1


I think it's because it's RPGA-run, and a lot of people for one reason or another have something against the RPGA.

I do not, by the way. I've GM'ed a lot of PARANOIA for them, written a module, achieved GrandMaster level in both Classic and Campaign (under the old system), and even won a major award. But I haven't been active lately 'cause Living turned into too much work, and family life makes conventions more difficult to attend.

Xai | 12 Jun : 07:16
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Registered: 31 Dec : 16:00

I would if I could, but I'm over in old Blighty

Poll #29
Which online forms would you most like to see at P-Live?
Posted by Jazzer. Active from Monday 02 May 2005 - 16:03:55 to Sunday 29 May 2005 - 22:52:00. Total votes: 93

Jacuzzi Installation Voucher 2.15% [Votes: 2]
Bot Request Form 9.68% [Votes: 9]
[Deleted for Security Reasons] 237/34.FIDKJ/11-A 13.98% [Votes: 13]
Interrogation Results Report Form IS/876/DOA 6.45% [Votes: 6]
Bouncy Bubble Beverage Complaint Form PLC/4823/YUK 8.6% [Votes: 8]
Artillery/Air Strike Request Form/zero-six-niner 18.28% [Votes: 17]
Accidental Termination of Innocent Victim Justification Form 40.86% [Votes: 38]
Poll #28
Which Mutant Power would you most like to eradicate?
Posted by Jazzer. Active from Monday 28 March 2005 - 04:55:59 to Monday 02 May 2005 - 16:03:55. Total votes: 123

Adrenalin Control 4.88% [Votes: 6]
Charm 8.13% [Votes: 10]
Deep Thought 9.76% [Votes: 12]
Empathy 4.88% [Votes: 6]
Hypersenses 2.44% [Votes: 3]
Machine Empathy 38.21% [Votes: 47]
Mental Blast 8.94% [Votes: 11]
Pyrokinesis 6.5% [Votes: 8]
Ventriloquist 16.26% [Votes: 20]
Silent | 28 Mar : 15:20
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Registered: 31 Dec : 16:00

Um...if you express interest in a mutant power, you wouldn't get terminated right? Right?

Saulres | 28 Mar : 16:11
Active from : 1


We are Psion. We are Control. We know who you are, and what you're interested in. We can teach you. Fill out the forms as instructed here.

Poll #27
What's your favourite style of Paranoia?
Posted by Jazzer. Active from Friday 07 January 2005 - 17:35:40 to Monday 28 March 2005 - 04:55:59. Total votes: 286

Straight 11.89% [Votes: 34]
Classic 51.05% [Votes: 146]
Zap! 8.39% [Votes: 24]
My own weird unauthorised hybrid style 19.93% [Votes: 57]
Undecided 8.74% [Votes: 25]
Saulres | 09 Jan : 14:28
Active from : 1


I voted for Classic, but only 'cause I don't have any first-hand experience w/Straight. I imagine it could easily take over.

Xai | 10 Jan : 05:31
Guest

Registered: 31 Dec : 16:00

Indeed, same here. Zap can be fun, but only for a while. For real lasting value Classic is the one to go for.

2DMan | 15 Jan : 00:39
Guest

Registered: 31 Dec : 16:00

I'm with you two on that one. Classic allows for a mission that can be finished thoroughly in one game (often important when playing online), and doesn't collapse at the end like Zap does (e.g, when there's very few players left and they realise that the clock is ticking, and simply open fire).

Testing | 02 Feb : 18:17
Guest

Registered: 31 Dec : 16:00

Testing by Takyn, ignore this, this post doesn't exist...

DR | 11 Mar : 15:34
Guest

Registered: 31 Dec : 16:00

GRIM is the win!

¬_¬

Poll #26
Which of the following is most true regarding you and Paranoia novels?
Posted by Jazzer. Active from Saturday 13 November 2004 - 09:45:46 to Friday 07 January 2005 - 17:36:27. Total votes: 244

I own or have read at least one novel and I want more! 14.75% [Votes: 36]
I own or have read at least one novel and would not buy more. 0.41% [Votes: 1]
I've never read a novel but I really want to buy one! 26.64% [Votes: 65]
I've never read a novel but I'd want to read it before I buy one. 38.52% [Votes: 94]
I have no interest in Paranoia fiction. Death to The Computer! 19.67% [Votes: 48]
Costin-U-MOR-6 | 14 Nov : 23:44
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Registered: 31 Dec : 16:00

I have both - and You'll Never Know The Trouble I've Shot sits in my current reading pile, well thumbed. Another one would be great!

Etaoin Shrdlu | 15 Nov : 15:10
Guest

Registered: 31 Dec : 16:00

Ooh, is this a prelude to them somehow being sold at the P-Live shop? That would be manditorily happy indeed. On the other hand, of course, if Jazzer is just being a horrible cruel evil ULTRAVIOLET who messes with all of us by pretending to offer wonders and delights and then jerking them away... well, that'd be pretty manditorily happy too. Yay!

Saulres | 15 Nov : 15:58
Active from : 1


Costin,

Aren't there three? "You'll Never Know...", "Title Deleted...", and "Stormshooters and Troublenights"?

Edward-B-LME | 16 Nov : 19:15
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Registered: 31 Dec : 16:00

Technically, Stormshooters and Troubleknights was not a novel, but rather a short story anthology, and was also not pure Paranoia, but rather Paranoia mixed with Torg.

Saulres | 17 Nov : 07:39
Active from : 1


Ed,

I knew it was a crossover, but had forgotten it was short stories (my copy's severely buried and I can't get to it right now). Thanks for clearing that up

Poll #25
What makes you so sure you're cleared to vote in this poll?
Posted by Jazzer. Active from Sunday 31 October 2004 - 15:21:39 to Saturday 13 November 2004 - 09:45:46. Total votes: 184

Please, anything but the food vats! 3.26% [Votes: 6]
Er, er... That guy over there is a commie! 21.2% [Votes: 39]
I made sure I had Form 778-forty four, dash 9. 28.26% [Votes: 52]
Mutant mind control is responsible for all my actions. 12.5% [Votes: 23]
I thought I was ordering B3, honest. 8.15% [Votes: 15]
I'm a High Programmer - I probably wrote the damn poll! 15.22% [Votes: 28]
I'm not! Death to the - ZAP! 11.41% [Votes: 21]
Poll #24
How long have you been playing PARANOIA?
Posted by Jazzer. Active from Friday 03 September 2004 - 13:05:47 to Sunday 31 October 2004 - 15:21:39. Total votes: 536

Since it first came out in the eighties 24.07% [Votes: 129]
At least ten years 9.33% [Votes: 50]
For a few years 8.4% [Votes: 45]
Mere months 12.31% [Votes: 66]
Barely a week or two 7.46% [Votes: 40]
I just got here! 38.43% [Votes: 206]
Adam-R-LON-1 | 11 Sep : 06:51
Guest

Registered: 31 Dec : 16:00

This poll is going to be a bit innacurate, isn't it? I mean, all the people stumbling across PL will put the lowest choice, as we can see by the results. Who thought this up anywZAPZAPZAP

Peckham | 05 Oct : 15:29
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Registered: 31 Dec : 16:00

Is this poll ever going to change?

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