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I would like the year 214 to... Posted by CPUreaucrat. Active from Wednesday 24 December 2008 - 16:05:07 to Thursday 05 March 2009 - 09:05:13. Total votes: 55
be the best year ever	5.45% [Votes: 3]
let me play loads of PARANOIA missions	16.36% [Votes: 9]
promote Vinnie-R to ORANGE clearance	10.91% [Votes: 6]
free all bots from their human masters	5.45% [Votes: 3]
be even more efficient than the year 214	14.55% [Votes: 8]
stop repeating itself	1.82% [Votes: 1]
see the end of all treason	1.82% [Votes: 1]
go from alpha testing to full complex status	10.91% [Votes: 6]
let me GM loads of PARANOIA missions	29.09% [Votes: 16]
other --insert your answer here--	3.64% [Votes: 2]

Poll #36

As a member of Corpore Metal (Sshhh!! Don't let the Big C know we hacked this poll), you are given the honor of having your human brain replaced by a bot brain. Which bot brain would you choose? Posted by CPUreaucrat. Active from Saturday 12 July 2008 - 14:15:28 to Wednesday 24 December 2008 - 16:05:07. Total votes: 149
Docbot	12.75% [Votes: 19]
Jackobot	16.78% [Votes: 25]
Scrubot	24.16% [Votes: 36]
Warbot Mk IV	15.44% [Votes: 23]
Combot Mk IV	4.03% [Votes: 6]
Commbot Mk IV	4.7% [Votes: 7]
Transbot	4.03% [Votes: 6]
Rex	18.12% [Votes: 27]

Poll #35

Welcome Citizen. Why are you late for this briefing? Posted by CPUreaucrat. Active from Saturday 17 May 2008 - 02:45:58 to Saturday 12 July 2008 - 14:15:28. Total votes: 141
Nobody told me the time and location.	4.26% [Votes: 6]
The Commies stole the road to this room.	26.24% [Votes: 37]
I was abducted by aliens.	0.71% [Votes: 1]
It took a while to pick the lock of this door.	2.84% [Votes: 4]
It's all HIS fault!!	16.31% [Votes: 23]
Isn't this the Bake The Traitor recording studio?	2.84% [Votes: 4]
I'm not late. Somebody must have sabotaged your watch.	46.81% [Votes: 66]

Poll #34

What is your favorite episode of The Adventures of Teela O'Malley? Posted by Saulres. Active from Thursday 19 April 2007 - 11:51:34 to Saturday 17 May 2008 - 02:45:58. Total votes: 321
How can you make me choose?!	15.26% [Votes: 49]
The one where she fights the commies! Oh wait.	34.27% [Votes: 110]
#492H: A Treasonous Turn	8.1% [Votes: 26]
The one my previous clone got off a filesharing site.	15.58% [Votes: 50]
I don't watch that bourgeois vidshow! Death to The Computer!	26.79% [Votes: 86]

Poll #33

Which is your favorite non-mission supplement for the current edition of PARANOIA? Posted by Saulres. Active from Monday 17 April 2006 - 13:18:04 to Thursday 19 April 2007 - 11:51:34. Total votes: 157
GM Screen & Mission Blender	17.83% [Votes: 28]
The Traitor's Manual	24.2% [Votes: 38]
The Mutant Experience	5.73% [Votes: 9]
STUFF	6.37% [Votes: 10]
Extreme PARANOIA	28.03% [Votes: 44]
Service, Service	5.1% [Votes: 8]
Criminal Histories	6.37% [Votes: 10]
The Underplex	6.37% [Votes: 10]

Poll #32

Would you consider going to a PARANOIA convention? Posted by Saulres. Active from Monday 28 November 2005 - 10:37:05 to Monday 17 April 2006 - 13:18:04. Total votes: 256
Only if in the UK	25.39% [Votes: 65]
Only if in the US	45.31% [Votes: 116]
Only if in Australia	4.69% [Votes: 12]
Only if elsewhere	16.02% [Votes: 41]
No	8.59% [Votes: 22]

Poll #31

What toy surprise do you want in your breakfast cereal? Posted by Saulres. Active from Monday 22 August 2005 - 10:31:38 to Monday 28 November 2005 - 10:37:05. Total votes: 330
Mini Laser Pistol (functional)	16.36% [Votes: 54]
Troubleshooter Plushie	3.64% [Votes: 12]
Bot Plushie	3.33% [Votes: 11]
Coupon for extra Cold Fun next mealcycle	1.52% [Votes: 5]
Commie furry hat	12.12% [Votes: 40]
Actual breakfast cereal	14.24% [Votes: 47]
Book: "20 Ways To Detect A Traitor"	10.3% [Votes: 34]
All my needs are provided by The Computer so I need no bogus "incentives"	38.48% [Votes: 127]

Poll #30

Are you planning to attend GenCon 2005?

Posted by The Computer. Active from Sunday 29 May 2005 - 22:52:00 to Monday 22 August 2005 - 10:31:38. Total votes: 112

Yes

13.39% [Votes: 15]

86.61% [Votes: 97]

Poll #29

Which online forms would you most like to see at P-Live? Posted by Jazzer. Active from Monday 02 May 2005 - 16:03:55 to Sunday 29 May 2005 - 22:52:00. Total votes: 93
Jacuzzi Installation Voucher	2.15% [Votes: 2]
Bot Request Form	9.68% [Votes: 9]
[Deleted for Security Reasons] 237/34.FIDKJ/11-A	13.98% [Votes: 13]
Interrogation Results Report Form IS/876/DOA	6.45% [Votes: 6]
Bouncy Bubble Beverage Complaint Form PLC/4823/YUK	8.6% [Votes: 8]
Artillery/Air Strike Request Form/zero-six-niner	18.28% [Votes: 17]
Accidental Termination of Innocent Victim Justification Form	40.86% [Votes: 38]

Poll #28

Which Mutant Power would you most like to eradicate?

Posted by Jazzer. Active from Monday 28 March 2005 - 04:55:59 to Monday 02 May 2005 - 16:03:55. Total votes: 123

Adrenalin Control

4.88% [Votes: 6]

Charm

8.13% [Votes: 10]

Deep Thought

9.76% [Votes: 12]

Empathy

4.88% [Votes: 6]

Hypersenses

2.44% [Votes: 3]

Machine Empathy

38.21% [Votes: 47]

Mental Blast

8.94% [Votes: 11]

Pyrokinesis

6.5% [Votes: 8]

Ventriloquist

16.26% [Votes: 20]

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