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You and The Computer on Facebook and Twitter

I'm working the food vats, I don't use Facebook nor Twitter.

31.58% [12 votes]

Twitter is a Computer Phreaks virus and I have nothing to do with it. I have registered at HPD&MC's Facebook and I am friends with The Computer.

18.42% [7 votes]

Twitter is a Computer Phreaks virus and I have nothing to do with it. I have registered at HPD&MC's Facebook, but I am not yet friends with The Computer.

23.68% [9 votes]

Facebook is beyond my security clearance. Love the Twitter app for my PDC so I can follow The Computer anywhere.

0% [No votes]

Facebook is beyond my security clearance. Love the Twitter app for my PDC but have yet to follow The Computer.

0% [No votes]

I am a loyal citizen connected with The Computer on both Facebook and Twitter.

15.79% [6 votes]

Da Facebook and da Twitter are beink great ways to spread da Communist message. Da Computer is beink NOT my friendski. NOT.

10.53% [4 votes]



Votes: 38
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Poll #39
Why did PLN Sector black out?
Posted by CPUreaucrat. Active from Tuesday 11 May 2010 - 14:22:13 to Tuesday 22 June 2010 - 14:08:25. Total votes: 58
Black out? What black out? There was no black out. Traitor! ZAP!!! 43.1% [Votes: 25]
It was a white out. All UVs were out. For dinner. 3.45% [Votes: 2]
I did it! I did it!! I did it!!! 12.07% [Votes: 7]
The black out was needed to cut efficiency back to target figures for the year 214. 5.17% [Votes: 3]
So it was the new Bouncy Bubble Beverage after all...? 3.45% [Votes: 2]
For lack of better reasons, the Commie Mutant Traitors are to blame. As usual. Stay alert, well, you know the drill. 3.45% [Votes: 2]
R&D's experimental sectorwide tele-brain-scrub was a big success. 13.79% [Votes: 8]
Thank the Computer it wasn't a reactor core meltdown. 15.52% [Votes: 9]
Poll #38
As, apparently, there are elections in PLN Sector, let's vote for the Sector's most popular bot:
Posted by CPUreaucrat. Active from Thursday 05 March 2009 - 09:05:13 to Tuesday 11 May 2010 - 14:22:13. Total votes: 193
Annihilator 5.7% [Votes: 11]
DoctorDocbot 10.36% [Votes: 20]
Scrubby 44.56% [Votes: 86]
Sammy Spybot 3.11% [Votes: 6]
Gloria 8.29% [Votes: 16]
Rex 6.22% [Votes: 12]
Vulturecraft V13 11.4% [Votes: 22]
Budd1e 6.22% [Votes: 12]
Dozerbot J9 4.15% [Votes: 8]
Poll #37
I would like the year 214 to...
Posted by CPUreaucrat. Active from Wednesday 24 December 2008 - 16:05:07 to Thursday 05 March 2009 - 09:05:13. Total votes: 55
be the best year ever 5.45% [Votes: 3]
let me play loads of PARANOIA missions 16.36% [Votes: 9]
promote Vinnie-R to ORANGE clearance 10.91% [Votes: 6]
free all bots from their human masters 5.45% [Votes: 3]
be even more efficient than the year 214 14.55% [Votes: 8]
stop repeating itself 1.82% [Votes: 1]
see the end of all treason 1.82% [Votes: 1]
go from alpha testing to full complex status 10.91% [Votes: 6]
let me GM loads of PARANOIA missions 29.09% [Votes: 16]
other --insert your answer here-- 3.64% [Votes: 2]
Poll #36
As a member of Corpore Metal (Sshhh!! Don't let the Big C know we hacked this poll), you are given the honor of having your human brain replaced by a bot brain. Which bot brain would you choose?
Posted by CPUreaucrat. Active from Saturday 12 July 2008 - 14:15:28 to Wednesday 24 December 2008 - 16:05:07. Total votes: 149
Docbot 12.75% [Votes: 19]
Jackobot 16.78% [Votes: 25]
Scrubot 24.16% [Votes: 36]
Warbot Mk IV 15.44% [Votes: 23]
Combot Mk IV 4.03% [Votes: 6]
Commbot Mk IV 4.7% [Votes: 7]
Transbot 4.03% [Votes: 6]
Rex 18.12% [Votes: 27]
Poll #35
Welcome Citizen. Why are you late for this briefing?
Posted by CPUreaucrat. Active from Saturday 17 May 2008 - 02:45:58 to Saturday 12 July 2008 - 14:15:28. Total votes: 141
Nobody told me the time and location. 4.26% [Votes: 6]
The Commies stole the road to this room. 26.24% [Votes: 37]
I was abducted by aliens. 0.71% [Votes: 1]
It took a while to pick the lock of this door. 2.84% [Votes: 4]
It's all HIS fault!! 16.31% [Votes: 23]
Isn't this the Bake The Traitor recording studio? 2.84% [Votes: 4]
I'm not late. Somebody must have sabotaged your watch. 46.81% [Votes: 66]
Poll #34
What is your favorite episode of The Adventures of Teela O'Malley?
Posted by Saulres. Active from Thursday 19 April 2007 - 11:51:34 to Saturday 17 May 2008 - 02:45:58. Total votes: 321
How can you make me choose?! 15.26% [Votes: 49]
The one where she fights the commies! Oh wait. 34.27% [Votes: 110]
#492H: A Treasonous Turn 8.1% [Votes: 26]
The one my previous clone got off a filesharing site. 15.58% [Votes: 50]
I don't watch that bourgeois vidshow! Death to The Computer! 26.79% [Votes: 86]
Poll #33
Which is your favorite non-mission supplement for the current edition of PARANOIA?
Posted by Saulres. Active from Monday 17 April 2006 - 13:18:04 to Thursday 19 April 2007 - 11:51:34. Total votes: 157
GM Screen & Mission Blender 17.83% [Votes: 28]
The Traitor's Manual 24.2% [Votes: 38]
The Mutant Experience 5.73% [Votes: 9]
STUFF 6.37% [Votes: 10]
Extreme PARANOIA 28.03% [Votes: 44]
Service, Service 5.1% [Votes: 8]
Criminal Histories 6.37% [Votes: 10]
The Underplex 6.37% [Votes: 10]
Poll #32
Would you consider going to a PARANOIA convention?
Posted by Saulres. Active from Monday 28 November 2005 - 10:37:05 to Monday 17 April 2006 - 13:18:04. Total votes: 256
Only if in the UK 25.39% [Votes: 65]
Only if in the US 45.31% [Votes: 116]
Only if in Australia 4.69% [Votes: 12]
Only if elsewhere 16.02% [Votes: 41]
No 8.59% [Votes: 22]
Poll #31
What toy surprise do you want in your breakfast cereal?
Posted by Saulres. Active from Monday 22 August 2005 - 10:31:38 to Monday 28 November 2005 - 10:37:05. Total votes: 330
Mini Laser Pistol (functional) 16.36% [Votes: 54]
Troubleshooter Plushie 3.64% [Votes: 12]
Bot Plushie 3.33% [Votes: 11]
Coupon for extra Cold Fun next mealcycle 1.52% [Votes: 5]
Commie furry hat 12.12% [Votes: 40]
Actual breakfast cereal 14.24% [Votes: 47]
Book: "20 Ways To Detect A Traitor" 10.3% [Votes: 34]
All my needs are provided by The Computer so I need no bogus "incentives" 38.48% [Votes: 127]
Poll #30
Are you planning to attend GenCon 2005?
Posted by The Computer. Active from Sunday 29 May 2005 - 22:52:00 to Monday 22 August 2005 - 10:31:38. Total votes: 112
Yes 13.39% [Votes: 15]
No 86.61% [Votes: 97]
Tombking | 30 May : 05:57
Guest

Registered: 31 Dec : 16:00
YAY! first to vote!

Silent | 30 May : 07:01
Guest

Registered: 31 Dec : 16:00
Why do people always hate GenCon? It such a good convention!

Saulres | 01 Jun : 10:43
Active from : 1
I think it's because it's RPGA-run, and a lot of people for one reason or another have something against the RPGA.

I do not, by the way. I've GM'ed a lot of PARANOIA for them, written a module, achieved GrandMaster level in both Classic and Campaign (under the old system), and even won a major award. But I haven't been active lately 'cause Living turned into too much work, and family life makes conventions more difficult to attend.

Xai | 12 Jun : 07:16
Guest

Registered: 31 Dec : 16:00
I would if I could, but I'm over in old Blighty

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